This is the best we, as a species, could come up with? MY GOD! This movie actually made some money!? OH MY GOD! There might be another on the way!!?? OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED US!? We should all be exterminated for even wanting to see this unholy Devil's movie! I've seen chipmunks come up with more worthwhile matierial than this! How could a film like this have been made? Shall we sit and talk of the death of winged kings? I can't anymore, it's draining to much f my little remaining life force. Hollywood, you betrayed me! I will get even with you dammit! Ah, screw it! It's time to bring on the apacolypse - to wipe out the homosexual that it Shumaker - to eliminate this new Batman goes Vegas theme - and to destroy the last vestige of that prick Clooney. Fellow critics: let us rise up! Death to Shumaker! A pox on him! Burn him at the stake - the hethen - the heretic - the witch in league with satan. Or at least let us all become chipmunks, so we can at least spew more worthwhile stuff than this shlock!
Repent! The end is near.
-Sadly, so says The Ranger.
Anybody else who believes this movie is a sign of the coming end, please share your thoughts - this travesty should not be allowed to coninue again.
--About as entertaining as watching the holocaust in Nazi Germany!!!!!!!!!!
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