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Battlefield Earth

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"Battlefield Earth" is one of the worst films ever made. It's that simple.

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What a Farce!! Acousticdave
If You Love Cheesy Sci Fi Movies ChixfromMars
That was an hour, and a half of my life I will NEVER get back! bennet
This was the worst piece of shit ever to hit screens MiniWini
Those IDIOTS!! Klingon_Psychiatrist
- Re: Those IDIOTS!! Billy_Z
I would rather suck a dick and get fucked up the ass than see this again. Billy_Z
- Re: I would rather suck a dick and get fucked up the ass than see this again. marb_smoker
The AIDS of bad movies Astrofreak5
Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
- Re: Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra doctor_ahhhrr
- Travolta makes stupidity Astrofreak5
- Re: Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra equus
- Re: Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra annettie86
- KarenG, you stupid bitch. Go fuck yourself with a garden hose! Billy_Z
- I have never heard of Jessalyn Leyra Hedonist
- Sooo, this is what pathetic people do when they get drunk.. Geffrod
poll: movies worse than BE doctor_ahhhrr
- Re: movies worse than BE Video586
- Re: movies worse than BE sacate5
- Re: movies worse than BE Billy_Z
- Re: movies worse than BE marb_smoker
- Re: movies worse than BE The_Editor
- Re: movies worse than BE bennet
Is Scientology for real....... Vagrant
- Re: Is Scientology for real....... marb_smoker
- Best anti-recuitment film ever andyman
- Re: Is Scientology for real....... Limni
Do yourself a favor and read this, you might be surprised!! ThelPeopleslCorp
- Re: Do yourself a favor and read this, you might be surprised!! panar1on
ATTENTION!! dragon_mikal
Is it a bad movie? YES! Are all the crictics fair? Not exactly. NIghtHiker
- Re: Is it a bad movie? YES! Are all the crictics fair? Not exactly. Itchinjim
- Re: Is it a bad movie? YES! Are all the crictics fair? Not exactly. Docster
The Crankmeister Oughta Get An Award... Death-Card
- Damn Straight my friend, damn straight. panar1on
- Dubya Ain't Worth The Bullet! :-) Death-Card
- HOW DARE YOU? Hubbardheaven
- hubbardheaven Juan_Kerr
- Re: The Crankmeister Oughta Get An Award... panar1on
- Re: The Crankmeister Oughta Get An Award... Hubbardheaven
- Re: The Crankmeister Oughta Get An Award... panar1on
- Re: The Crankmeister Oughta Get An Award... Juan_Kerr
- Re: The Crankmeister Oughta Get An Award... Video586
- Re: The Crankmeister Oughta Get An Award... vinnyovinny
- Re: The Crankmeister Oughta Get An Award... maparent
I hear ya Cranky GoTwins03
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! Death-Card
- Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! Hubbardheaven
- my mistake Hubbardheaven
- Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! panar1on
- Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! Hubbardheaven
- Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! panar1on
- Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! Video586
- Ol' Ronnie Conned Those Servant Chicks... Death-Card
- DUDE! Perfect Riposte! Kudos! Death-Card
- Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! Hubbardheaven
- Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! GEIST
You are WRONG! Hubbardheaven
- No, you are!! metaletemon27
- Re: You are WRONG! Spektre
- Re: You are WRONG! solidsnake2510
Most severely underrated film ever BEarthFan
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever BEarthFan
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever panar1on
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever Hubbardheaven
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever BEarthFan
- In response to panar1on... BEarthFan
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever panar1on
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever bamba_boy
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever i_bent_my_wookie
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever solidsnake2510
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever PartyPooper
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever vinnyovinny
- Re: Most severely underrated film ever Limni
I'm watching it right now... Rumgoat
- Re: I'm watching it right now... dragon_mikal
- Re: I'm watching it right now... Billy_Z
Battlefield Earth Charn
Jesus died in vain Cidsa
- I own a thighmaster DickFitzwell
- Re: Jesus died in vain Hubbardheaven
- Hubbardheaven? Oh, this is too rich! Harvester_of_Eyes
Hey, I look almost EXACTLY like Jonnie Goodboy Tyler in this movie! Billy_Z
Battlefield Earth given three stars! ccc
Theta Clear Poontang magnumpussyhorse
how bout some ninjas? TravoltaScat
- That's why Battlefield Earth makes no sense Hellbilly
Your brain has a two second half-life battlefield_suck
- Re: Your brain has a two second half-life FWhittaker_is_an_Angel
- well atleast it wont turn into jelly next year sweetsmelly
- What are you wearing? battlefield_suck
- Re: Your brain has a two second half-life pureandsimple
- You will be enriched someday sweetsmelly
- Re: Your brain has a two second half-life 7words
I liked the movie battlefield_suck
- Battlefield "eats shit" Earth sweetsmelly
- You obviously don't get the concept of "magical spray" battlefield_suck
- he has no "second nephew" sweetsmelly
- battlefield "cool" earth battlefield_suck
- no way jose sweetsmelly
- Please Grow Up pureandsimple
- obviously you're not a golfer battlefield_suck
- Re: I liked the movie pureandsimple
- see ninja perspective above battlefield_suck
- Re: I liked the movie TravoltaScat
- Real Arguements? sweetsmelly
- Stop Argiung About the Ramblings of a Mediocre Author!!! The_Film_Doctor
- Re: I liked the movie AmexDude
- if jesus is so great doctor_ahhhrr
- No. Lucifer_G_61
Makes "Plan 9 From Outer space" look like "Aliens" coolone
This sucks ass... deniro_is_god
- Re: This sucks ass... sweetsmelly
- JT was awesome! battlefield_suck
Only one good scene Tortured_Soul
7 Reasons why this movie sucked The_Film_Doctor
- Re: 7 Reasons why this movie sucked NoHitHair
- Re: 7 Reasons why this movie sucked diab421
- Re: Hubbard STOLE some ideas for Battlefield : Earth The_Film_Doctor
What was wrong with the story? maxell24
- You assume anyone who says anything bad hasn't seen it. I have MORE LEVERAGE! Lucifer_G_61
- Re: What was wrong with the story? Quagmar
- Re: What was wrong with the story? Swing_Away
I tried to watch this movie last week... Screwtape
- Re: I tried to watch this movie last week... ASHLEY
ahem.... baggyking
Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi blything
- Re: Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi doctor_ahhhrr
- You people have mental problems torbold
- Battlefield Earth BELIEVABLE?! You give leverage to Lucifer_G_61
- Re: Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi doctor_ahhhrr
- I would lean more towards... I have leverage! Lucifer_G_61
- Re: Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi torbold
- Re: Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi Rama
- Re: Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi blything
- Of course it's not perfect. Leverage, I tells ya! Lucifer_G_61
- Re: Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi magnumaugustus
- Re: Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi diab421
- Re: Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi tastle
- Re: Grow an imagination or stop watching Sci Fi Billy_Z
- Some of these people are so unbelievable they belong in Battlefield Earth! Swing_Away
- <Beats Swing_Away to death with a copy of 'Paragraphs Are Good'> Lucifer_G_61
What's with the "rat brain" thing? GDP
- Re: What's with the blything
- previous person is an idiot Swing_Away
review tastle
- Re: review doctor_ahhhrr
- Re: review blything
- yea right sweetsmelly
- for feck's sake! Swing_Away
dont read this daz
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! daz
- Re: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! blything
- he's not alone! Swing_Away
I can think of worse movies CitizenKaneSucks
- Re: I can think of worse movies doctor_ahhhrr
- Re: I can think of worse movies HeartsFan
- um... you can think of worse movies? Swing_Away
It's even worse than people say Chay
- you're a robot in cheesy sci fi film doctor_ahhhrr
- previous person is an ass Swing_Away
what's the big deal? doctor_ahhhrr
- John Travolta didn't start Scientology. Lucifer_G_61
- No, hang on... Lucifer_G_61
- Re: what's the big deal? AmexDude
- he's a member of a UFO CULT!! Swing_Away
- Re: what's the big deal? Hubbardheaven
How bad is bad? I registered here just to comment on the movie. DaveTheKnave
- I don't know, I kind of liked it. MBenner1234
- John's career has been over for quite a while Swing_Away
It scared my dog Lucifer_G_61
Battlefield Earth: My review power_critic
- but you did get through it... doctor_ahhhrr
- perhaps previous person is a flipping idiot Swing_Away
Twue....... Twue (Drugs_Are_Good)
- Re: Twue....... Twue Swing_Away
Worst Film E-V-E-R (Captain-Vicious)
- Re: Worst Film E-V-E-R blything
- Re: Battlefield Earth re-made with Chimps! Of course! The_Film_Doctor
- blything is delusional Swing_Away
- Re: delusional blything
battlefield earth (porky)
- What? (baggyking)
- I think we need an interpreter in here.. nobody here seems to speak Skank. Swing_Away
God awful (mental)
- Flying a Harrier (akzidenz)
- Re: God awful (rom)
- Re: God awful blything
- previous person is the unbelievable one Swing_Away
Travolta:millions die each day...why not him? (baggyking)
- Re: Travolta:millions die each day...why not him? (porky)
- Re: Travolta:millions die each day...why not him? blything
This movie almost makes me like pu&&y (JohnRevolta)
- well said Swing_Away
Bad movie?-Money making scheme (Palidors)
Like Warts from an evil toad! (Rogue1978)
- Re: Like Warts from an evil toad! blything
- any fool can defend this movie Swing_Away
- Re: Like Warts from an evil toad! vinnyovinny
Fruit Napkin Wallabee Banger (JohnRevolta)
- That actually made more sense than the movie! Swing_Away
Brainwashing Idiotic Movie (JohnRevolta)
- Re: Brainwashing Idiotic Movie blything
- There is no $cieno invasion, but Blything is still an idiot. Swing_Away
Kirstie Alley the Freaky Looking Space Alien too (Gobbagool)
John Travolta and Tom Cruise two buffoons (Gobbagool)
This is the worst movie of all time (TheGreatApe)
- no fucking shit (Fuck_the_president)
- BECAUSE THE MUSHROOM CLOUD RATING DIDN'T EXIST AT THAT TIME. (spite)
- it can be changed. (Fuck_the_president)
- Re: This is the worst movie of all time vinnyovinny
Battlefield Earth (Demonseed)
A real popcorn-thrower of a film... (Cosmos)
- Dude (yohanbaby)
- Re: A real popcorn-thrower of a film... blything
More IMDB crap. (wldncrzy14)
- Re: More IMDB crap. (mentalcritic)
So this is where the Medved wannabes hang out (Nick-The-Knife)
- Re: So this is where the Medved wannabes hang out Chay
- Not only have I seen this film, dipshit Nick-The-Knife
battle o.k (ungra69)
- Re: battle o.k (thisiscool)
- Re: battle o.k (ignoramous)
- Re: battle o.k. Only to a ScienCACAtologist it is! (Gobbagool)
- Re: battle o.k (pookie)
- Re: battle NOT o.k Swing_Away
Please re-evaluate BE (rom)
Battle field crap (Soulfly-Pit)
- Re: Battle field crap blything
Battlefield Earth cures what 'ails ya. (j_t)
- Re: Battlefield Earth cures what 'ails ya. sweetsmelly
Battle Field Earth and Mr. Travolta can lick my hairy....... (niro1)
- Re: Battle Field Earth and Mr. Travolta can lick my hairy....... sweetsmelly
Scientology can suck my cock (maskedavenger33)
- Re: Scienpeepeetology can suck my cock (Gobbagool)
monkey tango octupi (timmydurkin)
- smurf fiddle waffle ganges radio uberhaus! (XEN)
Sydney Olympics, the latest gear (Bunyip)
I am not Jamaican! (reggae_klingon)
Faith. (The_Screaming_Muse)
Battlefield Earth (quill)
Battlefield Earth (quill)
And you thought Look who's Talking was a bad movie!! (summerteeth)
The board meeting of writers (Q-Tip)
- Re: The board meeting of writers (summerteeth)
Remember the Epilady? (Serriannen)
~shakes his head disbelievingly~ (lance)
Da Conspiracy (Hondo)
- Re: Da Conspiracy (pblanken)
- Don't be naive (pookie)
I wonder what CAPS thinks... (Mad-Ness)
- well now you know (STG-58)
- Thank you! (Mad-Ness)
- Re: I wonder what CAPS thinks... (pookie)
- Pookie Bob_St_Cul
Battledome lays a steamer... (Filmbot_Monster)
What a letdown... (pblanken)
I swept firsties again (Badtz_Maru)
- Hey, Badtz_Maru... (mendo)
Best description of John Travolta's character... (Beast)
- As much as I want to bash Travolta for this flick... (Parca_Mortem)
You think you have read bad fan-fic? (Badtz_Maru)
- Hmmm... (Beast)
- Re: You think you have read bad fan-fic? (OmnipotenceDotNet)
- The worst part is... (Wulfgar)
- Re: You think you have read bad fan-fic? (LAJay)
- Re: You think you have read bad fan-fic? (MarsDragon)
- The good news... PM5Kguy
i'm trying to figure out how to use napster (mia_wallace)
- Mia (Nick-The-Knife)
- Now that I read your message again (Nick-The-Knife)
- napster sucks and so do you (mia_wallace)
- Re: Napster Sucks (Bbeban)
- Re: i'm trying to figure out how to use napster (mithrandir)
- Re: i'm trying to figure out how to use napster (m_a_Stupid_person)
- Re: No Way! (MagicBacon)
- Hey R U A Napster Lover or Hater???? (AlexisBB4)
- KILLL NAPSTER hasnain
- Re: i'm trying to figure out how to use napster moporho
mr cranky should review this movie (mia_wallace)
This sounds better than 100 SNL movies combined (Veruca_Salt)
- and what could be better than 100 SNL movies combined? (nt) the (JabBerwoCk)

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