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Because I Said So Caption Contest
Winner: Nathan_Jr
"Rex watched, bemused, as she fell for the Nigerian 419 scam again."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- ALRIGHT!!! I finally won a caption competition. Nathan_Jr
- She was sniped by her own dog on eBay. Scumby
- "WetPoodlesGoWild.com? DirtyBitchesinHeat.com Who's been using my computer? Nathan_Jr
- Rex's Photoshopped tribute to 'dogging' was not appreciated by Diane. Nathan_Jr
- Duke finally sold the baked beans recipe - in exchange for hardcore porn. BethD
- It turned out that Rex the astro-dog was involved in the Lisa Nowak affair. Scumby
- The rare but stultifying Bean-o backfire mangy-ranger
- You must be 18 to post your picture on 'HOT OR NOT'. fellow_consumer
- Well, I am wearing a red sweater , slacks and...why do you ask? michael3b
- Having gained control of her mind, the world of animal porn was Rex' oyster michael3b
- The future is here: Virtual blowjobs. Bobo
- "Tub Girl victim #77,009,473" Mr_Nonsense
- Diane Keaton cruises beastiality sites for new ideas for Fido. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Heather finds video footage of Paul's sex romps. Cannon_Fodder
- "They have the internet on computers now?" Cannon_Fodder
- "Can't believe Prince didn't sing "Little Red Corvette" at halftime." sonofthedummy
- "My dog's farts smell like dog food." sonofthedummy
- Couldn't belive the size of the internet "farmer's" massive "zucchini." sonofthedummy
- Keaton didn't realize Preparation H wore off so quickly rainman76x
- Keaton learned the hard way to never sit on a splinter laden peg leg rainman76x
- The Diane Keaton sex tape surprised us all. HicksRollsInGrave
- She came to realize that online singing lessons were a really bad idea Coaster
- I do not do all my shopping at LL Bean dot com! SPARGS
- Diane searches for online lockjaw support groups. Cannon_Fodder
- "My god Fido, someone has been downloading from bitchesonheat.com!" Cannon_Fodder
- "Woody did WHAT with his step-daughter?!" Cannon_Fodder
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky." Boss_Bubba
- "Proof Jesus died in ....? But I was in Annie Hall!" dlew919
- you can do that with a dog!! tanstaafl
- She thought the "deleted scenes" from Annie Hall had been destroyed... M_H
- Holy crap! The critics are posting that this movie is a dog! Ironbob
- Rover plays a practical joke on his owner on America's Funniest Humans. Scumby
- Faye Corleone found The Godfather computer game too realistic JPBuckner
- Got Norton? rainman76x
- The eyes bulging out of their sockets would be added later in editing rainman76x
- You've got herpes! foxjedi
- She’s just having a funny face competition with the President. See ad on l pissygoblin
- That's it bitch! Bark like...well...me! pissygoblin
- Web enabled oral exams just haven't taken off pissygoblin
- Bad Captions, cuz I said so: Mr_Nonsense
- Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog. nickumoh
- Diane finds puppylove.com JPBuckner
- But I shot the duck, where's my PS3? JPBuckner
- Pwn!d JPBuckner
- X-Man's Myspace page wasn't what she was expecting. JPBuckner
- Bush's Baked Beans are make of people? JPBuckner
- "Photos of the dog humping Sienna Miller were just too much for her." sonofthedummy
- "She just couldn't believe it's not butter." sonofthedummy
- "X-Man's posts continually shock Crankizens." sonofthedummy
- While searching for a bitch for Duke, Google took her to the wrong webpage JPBuckner
- How could anyone "grow tired of my performance"? I was riveting! MsRobotto
- Looking for Mr. Goodbar 21st century style. OscarTamerz
- my ! I was hot in Mr. Goodbar kevkong
- caption kevkong
- The Gary Glitter Viral Video Strikes Again!!!! Nathan_Jr
- "Cast a spell of protection! Cast a spell of protection! Ah shit too late!" Nathan_Jr
- Interiors the Woodyless Web-Cam Edition fellow_consumer
- Martha Stewart's webcam site surprised quite a few viewers. michael3b
- Home Alone V: The Final Chapter fellow_consumer
- An open IM session w/Smokey the Bear revealed Ruff the Crime Dogs identity. nickumoh
- Christ! Nicholson DID go down on me! michael3b
- "Annie Appalled" michael3b
- Yes I do have a dog handy. Why? michael3b
- Ruff waits patiently for Annie Hall to get off doggystyle.com. gumby
- Rex suddenly realised he'd forgotten to clear the browser history. Nathan_Jr
- When she later tried the mentos/diet coke experiment her head would explode Nathan_Jr
- Her reaction to the Ok Go treadmil video was a bit over the top Nathan_Jr
- Sick of being ignored the dog would eventually maul her to death. Nathan_Jr
- Photos of her severed leg were posted on flickr soon after the operation. Nathan_Jr
- How to give blowjobs.com: Step one - open mouth in a big "O" shape... Cheeto
- "Something's Gotta Give 2: The Depends Don't Work Anymore" tanner88
- "Outbid on Ebay at the last minute again!" Mr_Nonsense
- Some newbies just can't handle Mr. Cranky's. Mr_Nonsense
- Rex watched, bemused, as she fell for the Nigerian 419 scam again. Nathan_Jr
- Not only was the dog talking but he had started forwarding her spam emails Nathan_Jr
- Seeing yourself in ASCII text porn is always a shock. Nathan_Jr
- TheFirstWivesClub.com content was not what Diane had been expecting. Scumby
- Wikipedia could have just explained a dirty sanchez the mpeg was unecessary www.piranhakeeper.com
- "You are under my control... Go to pets.com... Buy Snausages... Alpo... lost_cause
- She felt betrayed when she found the She felt betrayed when one of the 20 www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Dear God, is this Cranky one pissed off monkey." lost_cause
- "While in the middle of one of her racist rants... lost_cause
- "Even the mess he left on the rug... lost_cause
- www.goatse.cx isn't really for everyone. Throwing_Muses
- She was first flattered when they said her myspace picture looked like www.piranhakeeper.com
- Another unsuspecting consumer installs Windows Vista. Throwing_Muses
- "She has ten seconds to get off WoW and feed me before I maul off her leg." lost_cause
- Seeing 'Tubgirl' is bad enough. Recognizing that tubgirl is that chick you www.piranhakeeper.com
- Googling yourself doesn't always get great results M_H
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky." Jeff_Probst
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