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Beerfest Caption Contest
Winner: ROTjob
"Just don't ask where she got the yeast for those pretzels."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Poor Heidi had no rack, so she decided to act like one. Pr0cession
- In America, you swallow the goldfish. In Germany, you ARE the goldfish. foxjedi
- Heidi decided to turn her cancer treatment into a party. Scumby
- The 'Tuppeware Party' concept is completely lost on Germans. yvr73
- Lufthansa economy class now offers food service. yvr73
- Hey moron’s...these are for the cow pie throwing contest! 55Chevy
- While Helga hated her soft tumors caused by living in Eastern Europe... Form-VII
- Ashlee Simpson is Kelly Taylor in "90210: The Berlin Adventure." foxjedi
- The most amazing part is she tied the pretzels with her tongue earlier. Scumby
- Fear Factor - Ockoberfest! TheWreck
- Top couple of captions foxjedi
- Britney announces her third pregnancy, vectorzero
- Free snacks at Heidi's bachelor parties gumby
- The Incredible Bearded Lady updates her act. ben243243
- Ironically, this wasn't how she got the nickname "Hanging Pretzel." nickumoh
- The Virgin Mary Froschmausekrieg was a popular attraction in Germany. nickumoh
- No Top Ten list from me, I'm too offended. Mr_Nonsense
- "Fahrvergnügen" proved to be more bizarre than anyone could ever imagine rainman76x
- A scene from the German rap video "Nordisch by Nature". die maus
- It was after losing this important Challenge that Hitler wrote "Mein Kampf" die maus
- How the Brother's Grimm envisioned their failed character, "The Wicked die maus
- Hanz and Franz later explained to Astrid that yeast makes bread rise, not die maus
- They had no regrets. It was a better punishment than to wear a shame mask. die maus
- Hitler's first painting didn't sell well on the streets of Muenchen. die maus
- After that night, Bayern lost the rest of Germany's respect. die maus
- And so the Fourth Reich was born . . . . die maus
- And when you finish with that you pansies can start on my CANKLES! michael3b
- This was not Greta's idea of taking on two guys at once Hayzeus
- Tonight on Dateline: The degenerative effects of alchohol on the brain... ben243243
- Fishing for Assholes was a popular Octoberfest tradition. TMundo
- Dear Doctah Z: Does Cryslah make edible cockrings for joos? Nuke_Mecca
- "Goldilocks after three beers." Mr_Nonsense
- Germany is truely starved for entertainment. Cannon_Fodder
- Unlike most guys they really like the dough hanging from a womans arms. Cannon_Fodder
- Mmm, polyps! It's what's for dinner. grraphicsgrrl
- Beerfest matchetthatchet
- "The first one to schnizzle my schnitzels gets to kaboodle my strudel." Scumby
- After the new labor laws, waitresses were cheaper than plates. dlew919
- Bavarian warriors celebrate victory with their enemies' severed members. Scumby
- Oktoberfest at Eurohooters rainman76x
- German dating shows. Scumby
- Beerfest Caption Contest lengds
- This edible armpit hair is amazing. And you braid it so well! My identity
- The ancient German sport of schnitzel schnizzling. Scumby
- The German version of YMCA. foxjedi
- The winner know's which one is covered in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.. foxjedi
- Fear Factor: Sweden Scumby
- Demostration of Aryan superiority. Scumby
- After winning earthen vase, he then went for the ultimate prize: a topiary. Scumby
- German porn flicks get weirder and weirder. Scumby
- If you are not this Big, GET LOST! 55Chevy
- "The Flava of Love" jumps the shark. michael3b
- Jessica Simpson auditions suitors for the 2nd season of newlyweds. michael3b
- Appalachia, Deutschland style rainman76x
- Let me guess, you two freaks want a threesome 55Chevy
- You might be an Euro-Redneck...... rainman76x
- Donna and Pretzels. Cannon_Fodder
- To boost sales, Mr. Salty changed their mascot. JPBuckner
- We've replaced the salt on the pretzels with salt peter... JPBuckner
- The way you gobble sausage, you must be X-Man X-Bush
- "Sharp-eyed fans will notice a cameo by 'Eight is Enough's' Adam Rich." MR_MUCUS
- Sadly, Adolf's severe hangover the next day led him to hate all Jews. MR_MUCUS
- "IKEA after dark" MR_MUCUS
- "That's one fetchin' gretchen." MR_MUCUS
- "Christina Aguilera in THE SWISS MISS STORY." MR_MUCUS
- "Avril Lavinge couldn't quite bench press her weight in pretzels..." sonofthedummy
- "Model Heidi Klum's career hits yet another new low." sonofthedummy
- At last, the inner mysteries of Calvinism revealed for all to see. foxjedi
- Achtung pretzel! foxjedi
- Hell, according to Dr. Robert Atkins nickumoh
- Uncle Rudolph might be dead, but at least his ashes had a good time. foxjedi
- "Eat up Boys. Just don't ask me where the yeast to make 'em came from." nickumoh
- After losing all the wieght so quickly, she found a new lifestyle niche. michael3b
- St. Paul, (Minnesota) Girl michael3b
- Even with a hot blond right in front of them, it was still a sausagefest. Coaster
- Yah Yah you like my 70s under arm hair? pissygoblin
- Check out the fraulein with the big pretzels. Cannon_Fodder
- German Strippers new what the guys REALLY wanted Hayzeus
- German men like to lick German women's unwashed arms whysoitenley
- Apparently, Germany has run out of things to do since WW2 rainman76x
- Aguilera's new video "Eat My Pretzels" and it's missplaced innuendo. ben243243
- She began to reget her career day choice of pretzel wench over BMW engineer rainman76x
- Dear Doctah Z: How many joos does it take to change a hubcap? Nuke_Mecca
- "The part of Amish life outsiders never see." Mr_Nonsense
- Hilda had a small waistline but surprisingly doughy fat rolls on her arms. HomeSkillet
- And so, George W. Bush was innitiated into the Skull & Bones secret society TMundo
- Note to Self: Come up with beer competitons BEFORE drinking. TMundo
- Bread: It's Vat's for Dinner TMundo
- Whatever happened to Evita? jlsnwu
- The cloakroom attendant struggles with King Kongs earings JELLYFISH
- The Blue Collar Comedy tour hits Munich gamerarocks
- The Sound of Music 2006 gamerarocks
- Wow, these Vegas strip clubs have really changed! It's all you can eat now! gamerarocks
- The Passion of the Christ - Bavarian style gamerarocks
- "Dear Doctah Z: Is zat Ann Coulta? Unt did she pahty vis you? Nuke_Mecca
- If you think this is weird just wait till you see the Tokyo Beerfest. Cannon_Fodder
- "Dear Doctah Z: Are zere any joos at dis Cryzlah pahty?" Nuke_Mecca
- "My Milk Maid Brings All The Boys to the Yard." Mr_Nonsense
- The winner of the pretzel eating contest gets hilda for dessert. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Catholic Chuch in Germany: Come for the Salvation, stay for the Communion. nickumoh
- Jeb and George Bush.....the early years. CNYSkinFan
- Mamas, don't let your boys join a frat. ben243243
- Where's a Japanese guy when you need to eat disgusting food at high speeds? ben243243
- Church revivials have gotten out of hand... ben243243
- Meet your future Congressmen. ben243243
- Just don't ask where she got the yeast for those pretzels. ROTJob
- Move over Auntie Anne, Pretzels have found a new best friend! drpenguin
- Stupid Captions: Mr_Nonsense
- "Scene from the hit European film 'Dumb and Dumbkoff'." Mr_Nonsense
- "Ya! Ya! Eat my salty snack!" Mr_Nonsense
- Snakes on a Fraulein Scumby
- "She was the only hooker in town who let'd two guys eat on her at once." Mr_Nonsense
- "Paris Hilton's latest home video." Mr_Nonsense
- Yo' mama's so ugly . . . fellow_consumer
- Those motherf*cking snakes, taste motherf*cking good! MuhammadAus
- Even the St. Pauli Girl had to start somewhere... M_H
- Now they just need some giants mugs of beer. Cannon_Fodder
- Fun times on the set of Hogan's Heroes. Cannon_Fodder
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