11/03/1999: stupid friggin poll

Posted By: the stupid friggin (JabBerwoCk)


1) So...do you like...um...stuff? (Bully)

AAAAARGGGH!!!! stuff needs to DIE!!!! Stuff SUCKS DIE STUFF DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!! STUFF IS THE ANTICHRIST!!!!

2) Are you impressed with the straightforwardness of this question, in comparison to those in the Neverending "pole" below? (-sOc-)

I have no idea what that means but I support your right to say it.

3) Paper clips or staples? (Veruca)

This question, fro a psycological perspective, is likely a manifestation of Veruca's profound question of permanence. On the one hand, Staples create a lasting bond between two papers that can old be broken through a rip in the papers themselves. On the other hand, paper clips holds things together loosely and can be easily undone if it turns out that the two papers need not be stapled together. So which is better, permanence with the cahnce of ultimate destuction for both, or a temporary bond that does not wokr as well for either paper but gives room for error. I think yo all need to look deeply into yourselves and you will find the answer, unique to YOU.

that was sarcasm, by the way.

4) Chinese food or Thai food? (Violet)

I prefer Chinese food but then I'm a movie reviwer, not a resturaunt critic for the love of God.

5) Approx. how many people were in (or will be) in your High School graduating class? (mendo)

I'd say... approximently... a lot.

6) How do you feel about Daylight Savings Time ending? (Morrison_Hotel)

it's all well and good for some, but I'm not voting for Gore on the basis of his platform towards Daylight savings time. I'm voting for him because he invented the internet.

that was also sarcasm.

7) So whatchya whatchya whatchya want? (Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL)

Money. Or sex would be nice. Where did I get this idea that I shouldn't have sex until I was married?? It's killing me here!

8) Will i pass my geometry exam on friday? (Critico)

accordig to my ouiji board.... "H...o...w...m...u...c...h...c...a...s...h...y...o...u...g..o..t?"

9) If you had a transmogrifier, what would you turn yourself into? (Kalanaf)

kudos to Kalanaf for teh Calvin and Hobbes reference. I'd have to say... a guy who won't feel bad about having sex before marrige.

10) If you could get inside any famous person's head for 15 minutes (a la Being John Malkovich) who would it be? (the JabBerwoCk)

I'd be Warren Beatty, man!

the JabBerwoCk is so sick of polls it ain't funny


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