09/28/1999: I REannounce my bid for the presidency

Posted By: Dan_Steely

I announce my canadicy for president of the US. My promises are:

1. to lower the age of consent to 15

2. have a national masturbation day

3. have a "kick the shit out of fat ass Rush Limbaugh" day every year

4. subsidize the porn industry, especially lesbian porn

5. I will select Howard Stern as my running mate

6. Natalie Portman, Britney Spears, and Shania Twain will be my first ladies (I will convert to Mormonism)

7. I will begin a organization that gets female celebrites into lesbian acts together (whoever the voters choose)

Did anyone catch Britney Spears on Sabrina the teenage witch last Friday? I am still masturbating to the possibilities of a Melissa Joan Hart-Britney Spears-Dan Steely 3-sum! Those two together would be a hot lesbo scene.

for campaign info, visit homepages.msn.com/spiritst/dansteely

if you like the content of the site, I suggest you download the pictures sometime before Friday, for offline masturbatory pleasure!

Responses to this message:

• BTW, Fuck you Bill Bradley Dan_Steely
• Just Kidding Bill, I'm gonna vote for you instead of Al<NT> Dan_Steely
• <NT> is cool, in case of a flame war <NT> Dan_Steely
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• Praise God, Dan Steely, YOU ARE MY CANDIDATE!!! Bickle
• May God Bless you Bickle <nt> Dan_Steely
• Mr. Steely bucket
• Dan, I guess that your campaign slogan would be: Throwing_Muses
• PUBES<NT> Dan_Steely

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