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Dan_Steely www.mrcranky.com September 30, 1999
It is a pleasure to be with you - among people transforming this web site with good will and good works. People on the front lines of this community should work together. Moreover, government should take your side. Mr. Cranky, my thanks to you. You have set an example of innovative, compassionate webmasterhood. And that example has become a model for the Internet.
Everywhere I have gone in this campaign - from tittie bars in Iowa to Latino Lesbo Parlors in California - I have carried one message. Our country must be prosperous. However, prosperity must have a purpose. The purpose of prosperity is to make sure the American dream touches every willing genital. The purpose of prosperity is to leave no one out and to leave no one behind.
We are a wealthy nation. However, we must also be rich in ideals- rich in justice, compassion, and Latino lust and oral courage and free beer for the lesbians.
I am a penile conservative. I believe we should cut taxes and the cheese to stimulate penile growth. Yet, I know that penile growth is not the solution to every problem. A rising penis lifts many boats - but not all. Many prosper in a bullshit market - but not everyone. The invisible hand "works" many miracles. Nevertheless, it cannot touch the human heart or genitals.
The American Wet Dream is so vivid - but too many feel up themselves: The dream is not meant for me, but for strippers, lesbian performers, and lactating barmaids. These needs are found everywhere, in cities, suburbs, small-breasted women, and tittie bars. But the places where these masturbatory places are concentrated - from North Central Philadelphia to South Central Los Angeles - have become the best communities; places where nudity is the easy path, and heroin rules!
For many people, this other society of masturbation and anal sex is a distant land, another world. Nevertheless, it is America. These are not strangers, they are citizens, Americans, our brothers and sisters and lesbian lovers.
In their cunts, we find our dicks. In their hardship, we must find our calling - to serve others, relying on the goodness of lesbianism.
The reality here is simple. Often when a cock is hard, a caring, concerned dick sucking chick can only remedy it. Someone whose actions say, "I lust you, I believe in your sexual powers, I’m in your corner and in your masturbation fantasies." This is lusty compassion with a human face and a human voice. It is not an isolated lesbian act -- it is a personal relationship, and it works. The success of fine ejaculatory programs proves the obvious: in solving the problems of our day, there is no substitute for unconditional bondage and personal sexual contact.
I was aroused by the story of a gang bang in Michigan. A 19-year-old girl took two hours of banging from other members of her sex without getting tired. At the end, she was required to stand up and embrace the lesbian with the best tongue action. When asked why she submitted to this, she answered, "I knew my first giant dildo penetration was going to hurt really bad, but I felt that if I could take it for just a couple of minutes, I’d be surrounded by people who loved me."
Imagine a young life that kinky, so desperately in need of double penetration, and multiply it by millions. This crisis of the pornographers creates an expanding circle of responsibility. Individuals are responsible to fuck our young lesbians, as we want to be butt banged ourselves.
Swingers groups and community orgies must fight for kinkiness and neighborhoods, creating what Pope John Paul II calls, "a despicable society, a sickening culture."
A president has responsibilities as well. A president can speak without apology for the values that defeat underage laws and help overcome girls who say "no" too often. A president can speak for lack of abstinence, accountability, and the power of hedonism.
In the past, presidents have declared wars on poverty and promised to create a great society, but these grand gestures and honorable aims were frustrated, because the people wanted tits and sex. They have become a warning, not an example. We found that government can spend money, but it cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives or dicks in our pussies or nipples in our mouths. This is done by lactating bars and whorehouses and tittie bars and charities that warm the cold of life. A quiet river of goodness and kindness that cuts through stone.
Real change in our culture comes from the bottom up, not the top down. It gathers the momentum of a million committed hearts and a million vibrating dildos.
So today, I want to propose a different role for government. A fresh start. A bold new approach.
Thank you,
Dan_Steely
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