01/05/0: gnosticdogma/Discord dialogues #23: "Music Lovers"

Posted By: gnosticdogma


Discord: Ha ha. You're as fake as the Big F.

gdog: Fuck you. The Big F rocks. I hear their lead singer was born again and now he writes christian rock.

Discord: I guess that's cool. Have you been born again?

gdog: I'm not sure I was born the first time. "Buyer beware.. Fantomas is too cool for most people"

Discord: Who said that?

gdog: Some dude on Amazon.com

Discord: That's cool. He's right.

gdog: Fantomas is a special order... nobody has it. Can you think of anything else I should buy while I'm here?

Discord: Do you like Imperial Teen?

gdog: Isn't that roddy bottoms band? What are you a fag?

Discord: A fag who loves pussy. I have both seedies. It's way faggy music though. You should also buy a lot of Queen (my favorite band)

gdog: I used to have a lot of Queen, but then Freddy wrote me out of his will and I've never been able to forgive him.

Discord: I still think you're gay. I don't care what your mom says.

gdog: Shut up bitch. As far as she knows the electroshock worked.

Discord: Oh. Well, it doesn't matter. Everyone's sucking dick these days.

gdog: Literally.

Discord: Yeah. Literally. How else could you take that?

gdog: i can't figure any of this shit out... I click on Click Here To Get MP3s and it takes me to some bestiality page.

Discord: You've got it working!

gdog: This sucks. I don't know how anybody ever downloads any mp3s at all... I can't get to a page that actually has them.

Discord: Talk to bulworth. That's ALL he does all day.

gdog: I don't know how you could spend all day doing this since there were only ever 6 good songs written.


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