Discord: Ha ha. You're as fake as the Big F.
gdog: Fuck you. The Big F rocks. I hear their lead singer was born again and now he writes christian rock.
Discord: I guess that's cool. Have you been born again?
gdog: I'm not sure I was born the first time. "Buyer beware.. Fantomas is too cool for most people"
Discord: Who said that?
gdog: Some dude on Amazon.com
Discord: That's cool. He's right.
gdog: Fantomas is a special order... nobody has it. Can you think of anything else I should buy while I'm here?
Discord: Do you like Imperial Teen?
gdog: Isn't that roddy bottoms band? What are you a fag?
Discord: A fag who loves pussy. I have both seedies. It's way faggy music though. You should also buy a lot of Queen (my favorite band)
gdog: I used to have a lot of Queen, but then Freddy wrote me out of his will and I've never been able to forgive him.
Discord: I still think you're gay. I don't care what your mom says.
gdog: Shut up bitch. As far as she knows the electroshock worked.
Discord: Oh. Well, it doesn't matter. Everyone's sucking dick these days.
gdog: Literally.
Discord: Yeah. Literally. How else could you take that?
gdog: i can't figure any of this shit out... I click on Click Here To Get MP3s and it takes me to some bestiality page.
Discord: You've got it working!
gdog: This sucks. I don't know how anybody ever downloads any mp3s at all... I can't get to a page that actually has them.
Discord: Talk to bulworth. That's ALL he does all day.
gdog: I don't know how you could spend all day doing this since there were only ever 6 good songs written.
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