06/30/05: Bewitched Cool

Posted by: Mr_Nonsense


Tired of the music business, Chili Palmer (John Travolta) becomes a t.v. producer and decides to remake Bewitched. The studio wants an obnoxious short actor (Danny Devito) to play Darrin , but Chili has his sights set on a gay bouncer (The Rock). Toss in a dozen more shitty characters, contrived situations, Cedric the Non-Actor, Ugly Uma Thurman and trite dialouge, and you've got the worst piece of hacked-out crapola since Gigli.


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