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A look into the private conversations of two guys. The following has been edited for time and content.
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Discord: I still have to get through Oliver Twist, the dirtiest book of all time. Did I mention the character, Conkey Chickweed, yet?
Gdog: I don’t think so.
Discord: Well, one character mentions him, and the other explains, "Conkey means nose." I wonder what Chickweed means...
Gdog: I think it means he’s got his nose up some chick’s twat.
Discord: Sounds good to me. I mentioned my theories to XXXXXX here at work and she read over my shoulder, pointing out lines like "Please may I pick your flowers or watch your birdies?" If you are under 21 , you really need to stop, because you're twisting your mind. The damage doesn't seem real now, but you will feel even lonelier in the future than you might now.
Gdog: Boy was he ever right. "With Tim Burton out, who would you like to see direct Superman Lives? Michael Bay, Mimi Leder, Joel Schumacher, or John Woo?" My GOD! Those are my choices?
Discord: John Woo. Because the other three directors SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS TOO DAMN HARD!
Gdog: Maybe, but are you really looking forward to Superman kicking ass in slow motion?
Discord: Am I looking forward to Mimi "Deep Impact of Shit" Leder or Joel "Batman and Cock" Shoemaker or Michael "God Bless America before this Asteriod does" Bay?
Gdog: That Michael Bay line was pretty good.
Discord: gnosticdogma does training in the following: •Competitive sexual positioning and kiddie porn market strategies, •Structuring constipation packages, •Evolving from a low profit commodity business monkey to a high profit consultative donkey, •Team fucking methodologies and tools for the consultative whore, •Adding value to customer's bullshit ideas.
Gdog: Are there any Catholics in the house?
Discord: Take my wife, for example...I just flew in from LA and boy were my seats terrible.
Gdog: Wasn't the "boy were my seats terrible" your friend's joke?
Discord: Sure. But he's probably dead by now. Plus, I inspired it.
Gdog: You inspire a lot of jokes.
Discord: That's cute, like your butt. Tell me a story about some religious space men.
Gdog: Once upon a time there was a man. Then the aliens came and he didn't know what to believe anymore. But then the aliens told him that they knew the true religion of God. And they were pretty convincing, what with their heat-rays and green-skin and everything.
Discord: Kewl.
Gdog: Blade's goin' gangbusters. 5 posts in the last 10 mintues.
Discord: Neat. Who’s saying what?
Gdog: They're all pretty much rippin' XYZ a new earhole for thinkin' without words.
Discord: poor kid. He shoulda thought with words before he posted. I liked your story about the Indians and the colored paper. Those goofy bastards crack me up. I hope I didn't kill the Blade thread again... (for the fifth time.)
Gdog: If you do I'll just ask RBB what he thinks about critical race theory or something.
Discord: Good call. Richard's a sucker for intellectual chat. He likes to show off his AWESOME BRAIN. He also uses words like "crap" The guy has me baffled.
Gdog: I still don’t think he ever really addressed my main question.
Discord: Which was what? Does he masturbate, right?
Gdog: No, if pornography IS oppressive, can he justify protecting it. He just keeps babbling about "how do you define it, how do you define it?" Whatever. If he were me, I would have just said, I don't give a fuck. That's what bitches were built for.
Discord: I see. My answer would be no, but I'm anti-government. I don't buy outlawing anything that's oppresive, because the only way to enforce such laws are with oppresive means.
Gdog: His problem is that law is a logical system. Legal theories have to be logically justifiable. If I can make a case that pornography is exploitation and that the law is supposed to stop exploitation BUT the stopping it would infringe on a freedom, and the law is supposed to protect freedom, then he's in a paradox. Logic isn't the real world. It can't be complete. There has to be paradoxes, but the law doesn't deal with paradoxes well.
Discord: Law? Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. That's law.
Gdog: Yeah... did you see his definition of ... what was it? Authority? ... power plus justification? well what is justification? Its anything we say it is.
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