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Blades of Glory Caption Contest
Winner: Yamato
"Las Vegas finally gets an NHL franchise."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Wow! Thanks Cranky! Yamato
- Worthy Winner nickumoh
- FLAME ON! nickumoh
- Top Ten tanner88
- When two of a kind is less than a pair... nickumoh
- "Hold it, now slowly exhale, and lower your leg, thats it..." stationkj
- "We are two...WILD and CRAZY guys!!" stationkj
- Iceman and Pyro finally resolve their differences... Tonya Harding style! sonofthedummy
- Coming this fall Will Farrel and Jon Heder are.,, The Amibigously Gay Duo! sonofthedummy
- Chiropractors of America... UNITE!!!! sonofthedummy
- Rankin and Bass' Heatmiser and Snowmiser: An E! Hollywood True Story. Goldfish In The Toilet
- JYD finally finds a partner to play 'Gay Twister' with. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The network prayed that this would not be another 'Wardrobe Malfunction'. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Ice Capades presents "The Civil War: The Blue versus The Gay". <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Microsoft's San Francisco 'Vista' release party. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The new Olympic event: Horizontal Ice-Tea-Bagging pissygoblin
- The new Olympic event: Horizontal Ice-Tea-Bagging was not the hit the commi pissygoblin
- The final scene of "SAW: ON ICE!!" stationkj
- This is what happens when caught downloading Metallica stationkj
- Owen and Luke Wilson tried a few things before going to Hollywood stationkj
- The opening ceremonies of the Gay Olympics 5 stationkj
- I don't think this is what V had in mind katgirl1
- The live action Terrence + Philip were just gay and irritating Nathan_Jr
- Ferrell really wished Heder hadn't had Taco Bell for lunch. Nathan_Jr
- "... and lift, and lift, and mince, and mince!" Nathan_Jr
- Parkinson's attacks can come at anytime. Mr_Negative
- Maybe adding skating to the Special Olympics wasn't such a good idea. Mr_Negative
- Meet the Ice Fockers. MR_BIG
- And just like that, Vince McMahon gets another idea for a show. ben243243
- Ferrell had the bottom bunk too. ben243243
- ...not that there's anything wrong with that, but this is very, very wrong. ben243243
- Gene splicing isn't an exact science. Hell, it's not even really science. ben243243
- Two more skaters are forced to withdraw with severely prolapsed anuses. DisappointedAgain
- Now where the hell is a run away Zamboni machine when you need one? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- D4: Mighty Ducks come out of the closet stationkj
- The revival of Sci-Fi favorite V upset old fans of the series stationkj
- "OW! I fell on my keys..." stationkj
- Ice Ice Ladies! Nathan_Jr
- Nobody was sure why Anthony Hopkins had turned down the role Nathan_Jr
- Ass Capades Scumby
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- The triple meatspin had never before been attempted in competition. Scumby
- Having lost their equipment during the storm, bukaball
- Today's episode brought to you by the letter "V" bukaball
- Make My Glory Whole! bukaball
- Glory Hole Blades Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Gay Blades of Gilroy Junk_Yard_Dog
- Ice Sometrics Junk_Yard_Dog
- Karma Sutra Position 269: Ice Lotus Junk_Yard_Dog
- I scream for ice cream. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The viagra monologues RidingFool
- "Unitards provided by Dance Wear, retards provided by Dreamworks." Mr_Nonsense
- An Orifice and a Gentleman nickumoh
- Napoleon Sodomite Scumby
- Bush supporters attempt to form a human 'W'. Scumby
- Disney on Ice presents: Heather Has Two Daddies! sonofthedummy
- Canadian male synchonized-swimming practice wasn't going well in January... sonofthedummy
- March Sadness nickumoh
- Even the French Judge could not be bribed. RogueDragon
- At least it's not curling. nickumoh
- Hell freezes over nickumoh
- Do you believe in box office miracles? YES!!! rainman76x
- Queer Curling only caught on in a few red states DisappointedAgain
- A Viagra overdose is no laughing matter DisappointedAgain
- Will Ferrel's career takes a sudden Heder stationkj
- It would be the transsexual Zamboni drivers that truly spooked the crowd. nickumoh
- The sport of Ice Twister never really took off. Scumby
- (V)ote for Pedro! Scumby
- The cheap seats were treated to a full view of their bottomless costumes. Scumby
- In our darkest hour, Jeff Gilooly returned to save us all. Yamato
- Las Vagas finnally gets an NHL franchise. Yamato
- Team USA's answer to Canada's "lucky loonie" under center ice was very odd. Yamato
- Two well-placed hockey pucks later, the gene pool was cleaned... cazaril
- "Will, next time I want to be the Big Spoon" SPARGS
- 3 more... 2 more... and take it to the left SPARGS
- from this angle you do look like owen wilson SPARGS
- Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell settle their differences on the ice rink" Mr_Nonsense
- "XBOX 360 sales took a nose dive afterward." Mr_Nonsense
- Napoleon Boogie Nights 55Chevy
- From the creator of Saw and Dead Silence... stationkj
- The lack of Jazz Hands in their routine would cost them the gold rainman76x
- Now the sprem will fertilize the egg in Disney's "Conception on Ice!" foxjedi
- Their secret to success? Kegels. foxjedi
- There has got to be a better way to promote prostate health awareness. foxjedi
- McMahon Vs. Trump at Wrestlemania 23 wasn't what fans expected... Huddleston
- This caption brought to you by Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii rainman76x
- (insert generic gay male ice skater joke here) rainman76x
- The thrill of victory, and the agony of, well it ain't da feet! JPBuckner
- Will and Grace-less JPBuckner
- Look Ma, no testosterone JPBuckner
- How Joel Schumaker got his groove back JPBuckner
- In this game, scissors always loses to rock and paper JPBuckner
- No one could listen to Metallica's Call of Cthulu ever again stationkj
- Roman Polanski's Icecapades stationkj
- Christmas at Peggy Flemming's house was always a little...odd stationkj
- NAMBLA's winter festival gets some good publicity this year stationkj
- Napoleon Dynamicecapades Scumby
- That sound you just heard is the lawsuit from GLAAD hitting the mailbox stationkj
- The "34 1/2" Position. Scumby
- World's Greatest Shadow Puppeteers On Ice! Scumby
- XBOX releases the follow up to Blades of Steel stationkj
- Spandau Ballet on ice didn't go over as well as planned stationkj
- "...and here come the Rangers!" stationkj
- Richard Simmons' brothers were never that popular stationkj
- Superstars stationkj
- "OH! And they slip as the reverse double teabag is too difficult" stationkj
- "No, Jon, it only works if you turn around!" rzbrytrt
- A young Siegfried and Roy trying to make it in this crazy world stationkj
- Unitard $200, Skates $350 letting one rip right in Ferrell's face Priceless pissygoblin
- Unitard $200, Skates $350 letting on rip right in Ferrell's face Priceless pissygoblin
- Are you sure this is how Jane Fonda got her start? pissygoblin
- Will & Grace nickumoh
- A tribute to Kevin Federline. grraphicsgrrl
- The NHL quickly rejected the idea of "cheerleaders" RogueDragon
- Ferrell's new project: "Queer Eye for the Skate Guy" vectorzero
- This really any gayer than regular figure skating. nickumoh
- Double Lutz nickumoh
- Which would Brian Boitano Do? nickumoh
- Former "Friends" star presents "Synchronized Schwimming." nickumoh
- Will, you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling? foxjedi
- Hey Napoleon! That some dynamite in your uni or you just happy to see me? foxjedi
- [Cut to formerly homophobic parent cheering with a tearful eye.] Pr0cession
- "Crap, I have the sinking feeling that this scene is going to be the Cranky Pr0cession
- Even this routine couldn't end the Blu-Ray - HD-DVD debate. tanner88
- Lowbrow sports comedy + Homophobia = #1 Box Office ben243243
- This is your masculinity on Jazzercise. ben243243
- Napoleon Roxbury gamerarocks
- Somewhere, a hockey player punches his best friend in the face. ben243243
- Siskel and Ebert in their dreams gamerarocks
- Ironically, the two skaters were competing for a Wii. tanner88
- In the world of daytime television, this is the best thing on. ben243243
- Blondes really do have more fun gamerarocks
- The critics say, "Two sweaty crotches up!" tanner88
- Xbox.....still searching for a target audience gamerarocks
- <dick enberg> "and that's a two tenths deduction for Farrell not lifting" gamerarocks
- Will Ferrell stars in "Career Ender: On Ice!" tanner88
- V for Vulgar. Cannon_Fodder
- "Where's Tonya Harding's goon when we need him?" Mr_Nonsense
- "Cagney and Lacey...on Ice!" Mr_Nonsense
- Cover to the latest Scissor Sisters album. Mr_Nonsense
- Comedy on thin ice. Cannon_Fodder
- Most awkwardly conjoined twins ever. Cannon_Fodder
- Dick Buttons Lost It As They Followed Up A Triple Lutz With A Reverse 69. Blackbeard
- Idiots On Ice Blackbeard
- Disney's 'V for Vendetta' Icecapades dlew919
- After this,he promised he would only bet on things he KNEW would win dlew919
- Disney's 'Wedding Crashers on Ice' Spectacular! dlew919
- Are you SURE this is the Hokey-Pokey? dlew919
- Well, it was this or McDonalds. I made the choice, I'll stick with it... dlew919
- Ben Stiller is going to be so jealous. Cannon_Fodder
- The baked bean supper was a really bad idea. Cannon_Fodder
- Early attempts at human cloning were frought with negative outcomes. Scumby
- "Ok, ok. Now you check my ass for hemeroids!" Nathan_Jr
- Still no satisfaction for Clara Peller fellow_consumer
- 'Ice Ice Baby' finally gets the video it deserved fellow_consumer
- If you thought 'Beat It' wasn't gay enough, here's the Ice Capades version. fellow_consumer
- 'Synchronized Javelins' remains the gay olympics signature event. fellow_consumer
- Synchronized sex change. gumby
- Skating on thin vise. gumby
- Attack of the Killer Vs gumby
- Vice capades. gumby
- Vagina Guyalogs. gumby
- Vagina dialogues. gumby
- john heder didn't quite get the concept of 69. thevillagejoke
- What happens to people who don't make the Canadian curling team mia_wallace
- Terrance and Phillip remain a uniquely Canadian phenomenon fellow_consumer
- Unleash the tiger! foxjedi
- The term "fighting scissors" is ruined forever. foxjedi
- Ice Capades salutes Wham! fellow_consumer
- At last, I Can't Believe It's Not Margerine steps into the spotlight. foxjedi
- And with that, the terrorists win. foxjedi
- In men's figureskating, a Doubleheder is . . about what you'd expect fellow_consumer
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