Post a response to this discussion thread
Take Good Idea A
Divide by 30 years ago ( so we hope everyone forgot the original idea )
Add S
Add E
Add X
Multiply by 30 years because god knows there wasnt anything sexy about movies 30 years ago (=P)
Add to Variable BTDT (Been There Done That)
Multiply By Variable OVKL (Overkill)
Exponent by WTAMIE (We Think Ally McBeal is Entertaining)
And make a million dollars per line on the closing credits by having people pay to see what every great scientific journal like Time and the National Enquirer called "riveting" and believe it was true even though most people deep down inside if they look leave the theatre going:
"Hey...didnt I have $14 more dollars in my pocket when I walked through that door? I wonder what the fuck happened to it????"
==========================
Please Note: The same theories with modifications will work well with "alternative" and "pop" music.
============================
Great review....we should sync our posts. Unfortunately I haven't finished a movie in a theatre in almost 15 years. Somehow the screen always ends up getting pickle juice, raisinettes, popcorn butter, naplam, sulfuric acid, vomit, or soda all over it and the manager has to refund everyone's money ;).
Post a response to this discussion thread