oooo! people lost in the woods.... how scary.... ooooo.... oooo and they haven`t got one mobile between them and none of them know how to read a map....
.....oh and the guy just stands in the corner at the end while the witch slaughters his mate... i couldn`t quite work out if he was tied to a post or what with that shitty camerawork done by a guy with DT`s....
oooo! blair witch! oooo! might have been real... oooo... lets go and see it and see how scary it is..... OOOOOO!!!!
But it wasn`t, it was a cheap piece of crap that was marketed very cleverly. It may be cult viewing - but its still bollocks.
I s`pose the girl gets points for saying "fuck" a lot, like "you threw the fucking map away, are you fucking mad, fuckfuckfuck - if we fucking die out here...." (or words to that effect)
P`raps if they`d learnt some constellations they`d have been all right and found their way home - or maybe that wouldn`t have been very realistic. (Students n`ll - we say fuck, drink beer and get melodramatic and do fuckall else)
did I mention this film was bollocks ???
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