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Gotta love the smarts on those kids!
Dumb things in movie:
1.) Lets run around with the camera light on! Wheeeeee!!! We're scared shitless but we must record it and give away our position to all the fucking creatures in the forest!
2.) Hmm.. whats this sticky stuff on the camera! (The directors think that never reveiling the story of what the sticky stuff would scare the shit out of everyone and cause an violent riot in the movie theater! The sticky stuff was actually shit! Now that's scary!)
3.) Gotta love those nostrils on that women! Grrrrrrr!!! Spank me! The directors should have known that exposing the audience to bare full on nostril shots would encourage wild sex and furious masterbation parties in the theater!
4.) And most of all... those bastards who made the movie knew that those vomit inducing scenes involving gratuitous camera shaking would make everyone lose thier lunch! (Therefore, the movie-goers are extremely hungry and willing to pay top dollar for shitty movie food afterwards!)
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