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The movie could have much more accurately been called "How does it feel to be so stupid?" This would set up perfectly for the sequel which would be called "You tell me. You wasted $8". Then finally, the third prequel would be called either "We swear it won't suck this time", or "Why don't you believe it's not going to suck?". As far as the original movie goes, I just want to know how we are expected to feel sorry for these morons. I personally felt like nominating them for a darwin award. No cellphone? No GPS? No gun? Just three naive Gen Xers, with wits about as sharp as a spoon, who have apparently never been in the woods before. The girl is so ugly that the other two guys don't even try to cop a feel when she's doped up on pot and liquor. The guys themselves are probably batting for the wrong team anyway, which is another reason they aren't hitting on Heather. That and her shitty personality. One of the guys is a disgusting whale and the other is a tall, skinny, ponytail-wearing wimp who would probably lose a fist fight with tinkerbell. This ain't exactly the right stuff to be going up against an evil, homicidal legend. It's the biggest mismatch since Godzilla versus Bambi. Oh, and one more thing, how the fuck can you walk all day on the same compass bearing and end up travelling in a circle? Heather is even dumber than she is ugly. Anybody else have suggestions about what the BWP should be retitled? As an alternate, I suggest "Three fucking morons in the woods."
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