08/18/00: Ho Ho Ho Merry Bite Me.

Posted By: TwinkieTheKid


Bickle : A life.

Mr. Mucus : A spitton.

Nick-The-Knife : A dick.

Mr. Wonderful : A dictionary.

TwinkieTheKid : Deliverance from the relentless mediocrity of those around him.

Mia Wallace : Ten minutes in the sun. Might be fatal.

X-MAN : A cellmate.

skilly : Creamy filling.

Masked Loser : skilly.

Kaoru-dono : A less stupid sounding name.

Cardinal Biggles : An athiest lesbian porno star's live head surgically attached to his neck.

Pat the Bunny : A crowbar and five minutes with that arrogant clucking bastard from the Cadbury ads.

Taco and NiceHealthySalad (wtf is up with THOSE two??) : A date with the food processor.

TWEP : A sharped toothed snail that lives in her pants and bites her crotch whenever she starts bitching about how boring everything is without her.

Pseudonym : Half a chance to not get booted out of here this week.


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