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"Based on their crankyland personas, or just their personalities in general, what do you think would be the perfect present(christmas or bithday, whatever) for the following posters:"
Bickle - Salma Hayek's phone number or a gift certificate to a porn shop.
Mr. Mucus - He doesn't deserve anything.
Nick-The-Knife - A punching bag with Mia's face on it.
Mr. Wonderful - Backstage pass to Monday Night Raw
TwinkieTheKid - A fresher expiration date.
Mia Wallace - a douche bag with NTK's picture on it.
X-MAN - X-Large X-lax pill...because he's so often full of...
skilly - two tickets to paradise...Island...where she will become Wonder Woman...duh-da-duh-duh-da!
Masked Loser - a new job watching footage from the video surveillence cameras in the Victoria's Secret dressing rooms
Kaoru-dono (I just HAD to do it =P) - I dunno, dono.
Cardinal Biggles - a gold plated crucifix with RBB on it instead of Christ
Pat the Bunny - a chocolate covered skilly...er...bunny
Taco and NiceHealthySalad (wtf is up with THOSE two??) - free buffet at the Golden Corral
TWEP - a group of impressionable young girls she could brainwash into reenacting Sailor Moon episodes with.
Pseudonym - Not sure. 3 french hens?
Beast - the person responsible for "Beauty and the Beast Enchanted Christmas" and a baseball bat.
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