08/18/00: Making a list...checking it twice

Posted By: MAYORBOB


Bickle -- All the gay and animal porn that his widdle heart would allow.

Mr. Mucus -- A gross of Kleenex and some bitchin' antihistamine.

Nick-The-Knife -- Readmission to Crankyland and a copy of Julia Child's tome "Flamin' French Style"

Mr. Wonderful -- 8x10 glossies of Super Duper Kool Hottt Chicks with Hoooters.

TwinkieTheKid -- A nice slice of Mom's apple pie.

Mia Wallace -- A medical degree and Keanu Reeves as her first patient.

X-MAN -- A clue. Fuck it, a boatload of clues.

skilly -- A gigantic strap-on and a prosthetic representation of John Engler's ass (she'll know what to do).

Masked Loser -- A real, live girl that he could be in the presence of without depositing genetic material all inside his pants.

Kaoru-dono (I just HAD to do it =P) -- Best wishes for a happy marriage.

Cardinal Biggles -- A copy of "Juggling Without Heresy" authored by Tomas de Torquemada.

Pat the Bunny -- Nada. He's probably going to get the tee shirt from Cranky Survivor anywho.

Taco and NiceHealthySalad (wtf is up with THOSE two??) -- You tell us.

TWEP -- A lifetime supply of those super cheap long distance calling cards.

Pseudonym -- Off of somebody's shit list.

MAYORBOB, who has a hotline to that portly, jolly old, bearded codger -- of course I am talking about Richard Attenborough.


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