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I WARNED him. He was OUTDATED and OBSOLUTE. He posted here for FOUR YEARS. ENOUGH is ENOUGH, it's TIME for a CHANGE. I am Crankyland's NEW master of THE DARKNESS!! I told him he could SURRENDER and abdicate his throne with his vitals INTACK. But NNNNOOOOOOOOO, he REFUSED to acknowledge my SUPERIORTY so I KILLED HIM!! At night, he was sleeping, when I came out of THE DARKNESS and BIT him on the neck and DRAINED HIS LIFE'S BLOOD!! His gayman boyfriend was sleeping next to JD with JD's erect penis UP HIS ASSHOLE and when JD's penis went limp he knew something was wrong. He turned to confort me and saw that I had drained JD INTO A LIFELESS SACK OF SKIN AND BONES!! Then he screamed with rage like his Grecian ancestors did when butchering enemy Persians and LOUNGED AT ME!! But as a Master Vampire, I have superspeed and the gayman's NECK WAS TWISTED WITH A SOUND LIKE A BUBBLE WRAP and he lay dead at my feet before he even RELISED he was dead. Then, I behead JD with my Gladius sword to keep him from joining the UNDEAD. So then, I melt back INTO THE DARKNESS!!
MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES, THE DARKNESS COMES!!!!
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