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Brokeback Mountain Caption Contest
Winner: JPBuckner
"You had me at 'howdy'."
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Captions:
- Captions This Week Mr_Cranky
- I'd kill for a rose of the Profit Muhammad to go with this coffee right now Coaster
- Johnson & Johnson MF Nick
- I think we should see other sheep MF Nick
- The stiffest Oscar competition in years MF Nick
- Cut! OK guys, that’s a wrap. Guys!? MF Nick
- So who does a guy have to screw to get a cup of coffee around here? MF Nick
- Hey Jake you make the coffee and I give you a tee bag badn375
- After hours working each other the couple sit down for a cup of man juice badn375
- Hey Jake would you care another cup of man juice? bradnordstrom
- Heath and Jack sit down for a nice cup of hot man juice after hours working bradnordstrom
- Nothing beats waking up to "Morning Glory". MuhammadAus
- Cute man-satchel. emodough
- Do you think this black hat clashes with these brown boots? emodough
- "I guess it's time to pitch the tent!" "Sure, I'll go get some wood." emodough
- Dude, you are SO gay. No, YOU'RE gay! Jung
- "You ain't as good in the sack as that spam-artist Goldfish in the Toilet." Dano
- That 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' crap is for the birds Goldfish In The Toilet
- So explain how I woke up wearing your underwear this morning again? <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The lost set pictures: Liz Taylor finally admits she knew Rock was gay <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Lead poisoning from this coffee cup? They have a rehab for that right? <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- God I can't believe we got kicked out of Denny's! I thought they only had Goldfish In The Toilet
- Okay...so we are burning the gerbil. Let us never speak of it again....<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Damn, if we had invited Kenny Rogers with us he would have brought booze! Goldfish In The Toilet
- The last two remaining 'Dixie Chicks' fans camp out for tickets <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Yeah you are right, being homeless REAAALLY sucks. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Due to budget cutbacks the remake of 'The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly' Goldfish In The Toilet
- Now see THIS is how to set up a Meth lab! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Your right, Smokey The Bear would make a great addition to our trophy room! Goldfish In The Toilet
- I know that its not 'Midnight Cowboy', but how about Goldfish In The Toilet
- John Travolta was in 'Urban Cowboy'? I'll never jerk off to that again! Goldfish In The Toilet
- I give up. How many licks does it take Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'll bet you're a real Lee Marvin fan huh? Goldfish In The Toilet
- I know this isn't very redneck, but I don't find Jeff Foxworthy funny.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- Two rednecks too poor for a real 'Molly Hatchet' show <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "It's morning, why are you still here?" polabareus
- Hmm Steston100x
- BBM quibix
- "This here drink is made with DMT, it'll git yah in the mood." TMundo
- "That's right, it's hard as steel and steel gettin' harder!" TMundo
- "Hang on, your enema's almost ready." Jynxy74
- "Say Jack, is it me, or is this log especially uncomfortable this morning?" Jynxy74
- Who would Jesus do? Jung
- Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit... SPARGS
- When "Brokeback Mountain" goes on Broadway, everyone has AIDS. foxjedi
- "Two things come from Texas, and there's no steers in the picture." Mr_Nonsense
- Do these jeans make me look fat? Jung
- Who do you think is hotter the Brawny paper towel guy or the Marlboro Man? Mr_Nonsense
- TOP FIVE Form-VII
- "Can you imagine, man? A world without 'Brokeback' jokes." John_Wayne_McBainSane
- Right now I gotta say I think JPBuckner's got it won Theodoric
- You think that 'Riding Hood' is going to come looking for her basket? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- MMMMM! coffee! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Oh, give me a home, where the Buff Fellers roam, and the Dear... In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Sorry, but when I said my rope was stiff I was talking about an actual rope Coaster
- We've secretly replaced their coffee with Folger sloe gin fizzes. Coaster
- Axe in foreground is emasculation symbolism I_Hate_Movies
- "You mix Baileys and butterscotch schnapps in a shot glass but that... Cannon_Fodder
- Ennis, It's not called "Puddin on a Stick", it's "Putting on the Ritz", fellow_consumer
- George & Jeb talk about politics back at the ranch. MuhammadAus
- West and Gordon enjoy a day off from their government duties. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I have to warn you, I'm so big I can stick up your ass and it'll... Junk_Yard_Dog
- "If I were homosexual (And I certainly have the hipness to pull it off)..." Mr_Nonsense
- This fire is getting low~lets go to last weeks contest and steal some! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Yeah she's heavy but admit it you'd do Wynonna Judd too~huh? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Now that dude in 'The Good The Bad And The Ugly'...now he was a cowboy! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Godammit I could swear we saw a Waffle House up the road you cheap bastard Goldfish In The Toilet
- That salsa was made in New York City.After that it was 'boys get the ropes' Goldfish In The Toilet
- If you ever serve me Sanka again I'll kill you Goldfish In The Toilet
- Young Guns 3: When they got REALLY old <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Gee I wish my T-Shirt was tagless too... Goldfish In The Toilet
- What do you say we shove our boots up the azz of the next OBVIOUS gay Goldfish In The Toilet
- Scary Movie 4: PsychoRabbit
- Why would I want a trombone if it hasn't been properly polished first? nickumoh
- On the set of "Donnie Darkhole" nickumoh
- I know this isn't the best forum for it but: Goldfish In The Toilet
- It was only about a half a mile from here that I encountered the Junk_Yard_Dog
- Cool Hand Luke.....I AM YOUR FATHER! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You know, if we had that outfit Leia wore in 'Jedi' I'd make you my b*tch! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Damn that Geiko gekko made a good breakfast. Don't you think so? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mourning the death of 'The Marlboro Man' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Excuse me Mr Pink, but the last thing you need is another cup of coffee! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Do you think we really should have taken apart the Tin Man to make this Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'Hokey religion and archaic weapons are no match for a good blaster' Goldfish In The Toilet
- As soon as I get my caffeine, it's a blowjob for you, Cowboy! Rudy Gallant
- Just cause I made the coffee, that don't make me the woman. Rudy Gallant
- Tragically, Ennis thought he said "Get Dick to come & shoot me in the face" Parca_Mortem
- GEEEZ who knew living in the 'dry' part of the county could be so boring? Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sorry dude, again I didn't know she was your sister! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- YES ITS TRUE ~Old Navy commercials COULD be worse! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Im sick of trying to figure out this 'If a tree falls in the forest and no Goldfish In The Toilet
- Doxadan....doxadan...when nature needs a helping hand <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I thought for sure if we pretended to be cowboys Shania would give us some! Goldfish In The Toilet
- CAPTION: "Har har, some lame gay joke here." SenecaDoane
- You are just too good to be true can't take my eyes off off you Critico
- "The best part of waking up is Folgers in a cup...and gay assfucking." tanner88
- "The newest Buddy Lee commercials were even more gay than before." tanner88
- "I could have sworn we were in a Miramax film." tanner88
- So there won't be a remake of 'Urban Cowboy'? WTF am I doing here? <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I only took this role cuz Michael Landon said he got putty daily on Bonanza Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sincr we are in Alabama you know swapping cowboy hats means we are married? Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sheeet sorry man I thought you were a girl in drag! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You have nude pictures of my brothers wife? How much you want for em? <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- We had better leave before the security guards at Disney chase us off of Goldfish In The Toilet
- Coffee tastes better slow rasted over the remains of a burning Toyota Echo Goldfish In The Toilet
- No really I can light a fart on fire this way! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- So this is really decaf???? You gotta be sh*tting me!!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "No, I'm not gay, but I've banged a guy who is." andyman
- "Give me some more of those beans..." "Brother, you've had enough." Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "Dull movie... Say, last night in my tent did you hear someone yell cut?" Dano
- "Why sure, I love tossed salad... but I didn't bring a bowl." Dano
- Do you know the difference between a chicken salad sandwich and a blowjob? dirtyhippiefreak
- I don't care if your next role is as a Marine; it don't change last night dlew919
- I tried watching Daytona, but they used Echos, and it took forever. JPBuckner
- The only things that come out of Montana are steers and queers, and I know JPBuckner
- "Care for another sausage?" Flash M
- Ang: "Heath your inspiration is goverment and Jake you are civil rights" Form-VII
- "Okay I give up...what did I just drink and why do you keep smirking?" Form-VII
- "So when are the chicks suppose to show up for this hot love scene?" Form-VII
- "It's too bad the sheep all ran off during 'the luvin' last night." sonofthedummy
- And then I stumbled upon this burning bush... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Mountain Men: The Uncensored Story Junk_Yard_Dog
- George Bush and Dick Cheney vacation on brokeback Mountain. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Did you ever wonder why they're called Humpback whales? Junk_Yard_Dog
- "How's your ass?" Sourball09
- "Tapioca!!???" ** Nestle's: there is no substitute ** fellow_consumer
- "But I DID want to go camping!" fellow_consumer
- I hope you remembered to pack the fudge, Ennis. Cannon_Fodder
- "It all started with a roofie in the morning coffee..." Dano
- Get em out of your system guys - the Brokeback jokes on other pics are old. Dano
- Caption:Ok hombre, reach for your weapon, no, not that weapon Yamato
- Caption: You were... Yamato
- Caption: Yamato
- "Hey man, after seeing the brokeback mountain movie I don't think we can... polabareus
- "I've got a confession. I came out here to axe you if you were gay." MR_MUCUS
- "Coffee tastes a little nutty...wait, neither one of us brought coffee." MR_MUCUS
- No discount Oscar nomination is worth this! JPBuckner
- City Slickers 3: Why They Call it a Dude Ranch JPBuckner
- Michael Medved can kiss my hairy butt! JPBuckner
- Trojans! Preventing brokeback mountains from becoming bareback mountains! Form-VII
- What kinda cream did you put in this coffee? It's oddly familar Form-VII
- "You sure got a purty mouth" Form-VII
- Say, Jimmy, have you ever had a dog grab hold of your leg... Junk_Yard_Dog
- the best one so far...by far... canukfan
- "Got fudge?" Parca_Mortem
- LOGO re-makes "Happy Days" and "Bonanza" at the same time... Parca_Mortem
- "Ha! I KNEW Juan Valdez was really gay!" Parca_Mortem
- "The sheep were slow... but they still beat the Toyota Echo"... Parca_Mortem
- After a nice ol' cup uh Texas Tea, the boys were ready fer a long day of... TMundo
- "I could think of a couple things we could do with an Oscar." TMundo
- "Hey ennis, What's another word fer pirate treasure? TMundo
- Do you like gladiator movies? Critico
- Oh, there's the beef! JPBuckner
- Hopefully, Tom Cruise won't find us way out here. JPBuckner
- Shit Creek: Not just a place, a state of mind. JPBuckner
- "I can't believe you forgot the fuckin' coffee maker." Senor Taco
- "GOT SPUM?" MR_MUCUS
- "Ennis, I've got AIDS, but the good news is I just saved a bunch..." MR_MUCUS
- That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point chuchu
- Caption: Screw Autry, I like Streisand and show tunes gumby
- Caption: Homo on the range where the deer and antelope run away fast gumby
- So I'm not the only one who thinks Alan Jackson is huggable gamerarocks
- Foldgers! Helping gay curious people have sex since 1962! Form-VII
- I can't decide... Ennis or anus... both are so tasty f676
- Jake... the other white meat f676
- To Caption Entrants: In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- We might be here for days, because you didn't switch to Geico! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- After that night, they knew why it was called 'Broke Back'. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Why do you think they call him 'White River'? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- That 'Swinging Oar' sure knows his stuff! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- The two Cowboys sneezed, wondering who was talking about them. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Why do i get the feeling we're being watched? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- You know, i don't think she gets the whole switching partners thing. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Can I plug my Ipod into your USB? Nuke_Mecca
- After helping to defeat the Orcs, Sam and Frodo enjoy time in Montana. vectorzero
- "I still can't believe it's not butthole!" Mr_Nonsense
- "2 PETA members relax after slaughtering 'rescued' animals." Mr_Nonsense
- BOTTOMSIES is a dish best served warm. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Sure is a lotta wood out here.... Bobo
- Just say "good game" when we're through. That makes it not gay. foxjedi
- You can't believe its not butter? Tarnation, I thought I was the only one. foxjedi
- So, your telling me that smurfette wasn't a real smurf at first? murfe03
- "I reckon those ninjas will keep Walker busy for awhile. Wanna make out?" lost_cause
- "I've got aches in low places." lost_cause
- "Then yah just sprinkle some baking soda on top and..." TMundo
- "I'm tellin' yah boy, he was squealin' like a pig!" TMundo
- "Maxwell house, GOOOOOD 'till the last drop." TMundo
- "What would you do, if I told you you were drinking Foldger's Crystals? TMundo
- "My favorite candy is Heath." MR_MUCUS
- "That's not an axe, it's actually a branch sticking out of his ass." TMundo
- "Ahhhh...now I'm in flavor country!" MR_MUCUS
- A relaxing moment away from the Hair Saloon. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Lawrence of Montana Junk_Yard_Dog
- They met after Ennis ad in The Advocate... SWGCLFSM Junk_Yard_Dog
- Two of the three Cowboy Trio relax after being ousted from American Idol. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Spice World II:Spice Pudding Junk_Yard_Dog
- Jack: "Sitting on this log is sure making my ass sore" ... cosmogo
- ...and for that moment, they were the only two people in the film backstabber
- "Sure we can get another gerbil, that's not the point." Mr_Nonsense
- But will you still respect me in the morning? HappyTan
- "In the gay cowboy code, black hat means top; white hat means bottom." Mr_Nonsense
- Jake: "We Gyllenhaal's love playing sexual deviants." Mr_Nonsense
- I wonder where the cop, construction worker, indian went off too? mwpk
- "A'yup, I sure do hate them there vaginers. They's nasty." The_Hate_Guy
- "Hey, Ennis. Did you ever see 'Titanic'? It's about these two... The_Hate_Guy
- "You know how I know you're gay..." The_Hate_Guy
- Straight Eye for the Queer Guy The_Hate_Guy
- Jake and Heath, true method actors, stay in character... The_Hate_Guy
- Get real, Ennis. Even gay cowboys don't wear long-sleeved white shirts. Coaster
- Let's work at McDonald's- I like putting Beef into Buns scarlet_ohara
- "Relaxing after a long night of squealing like pigs" Rajah
- What Meatloaf meant when he said "but I won't do THAT" scarlet_ohara
- What grundle actually does in his spare time scarlet_ohara
- The "Butch" wears the black hat... scarlet_ohara
- What REALLY happened with Mrs. O'Leary's cow the night of the Chicago fires scarlet_ohara
- "I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet." MR_MUCUS
- Maxwell House's new Grenwich Village ad campaign scarlet_ohara
- "Between his sore anus and the bloody axe handle..." MR_MUCUS
- With the steam from the cup clouding my eyes, you look just like... backstabber
- "If you can't get it up for Anne Hathaway, you might be a gay redneck." MR_MUCUS
- The Best part of Waking Up- is your best friend in your butt... scarlet_ohara
- You don't love me. You just love my doggy style. dubiousRW
- What was the name of that waiter? Jean-Luc! backstabber
- He liked his body, but he loved his coffee backstabber
- "Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be gay cowboys." MR_MUCUS
- Finally- an answer to "Where have all the Cowboys Gone?" scarlet_ohara
- "What a prison cell looks like in Montana" scarlet_ohara
- "It was a bit awkward at first, but..." MR_MUCUS
- "Jake and Heath celebrate cliche week at Mr. Cranky's." MR_MUCUS
- YOU SURE GOT A PURDY MOUTH..... scarlet_ohara
- Is it just me- or do you hear Dueling Banjos?? scarlet_ohara
- Philip Morris Meets YMCA - You've come a long way baby MuhammadAus
- Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid - The Director's Cut MuhammadAus
- The Dysfunctional Family Sitcom Of The Future: Married Without Children MuhammadAus
- You know, "Ennis" rhymes with "Penis" and "Jack" conjugates with "Off" MuhammadAus
- A million dollars to sleep with my wife? I've got a better idea... MuhammadAus
- Better have made the tea right this time, b!tch, else I'll have your arse. MuhammadAus
- "If only John Wayne were still alive, we coulda had a threesome!" Throwing_Muses
- Heath and Jake misinterpret the direction to camp it up. Cannon_Fodder
- Even after 6 cups of coffee Jake can't get Heath to understand the plot... Cannon_Fodder
- "Just as well you're pretty, because you sure can't make coffee for shit." Cannon_Fodder
- "Ever get the feeling people are making jokes about you?" lost_cause
- "What Cheney was aiming at." lost_cause
- "I know you're enjoying yourself, Ennis... lost_cause
- I remember the first time my daddy took me camping and I learned to ride... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Grizzly Adams II: The Gay Years Junk_Yard_Dog
- I like my eggs bareback. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Give me a moment and I'll toss your salad. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Aww, you can have them, JYD Theodoric
- Before the service, I spiked Gywneth's coffee, and she didn't notice! JPBuckner
- You brought all the Oscar Meyers, but I got the buns. We can work it out. fellow_consumer
- So GO play bottomsies with the OCD cases in the main forum then! fellow_consumer
- He rode a flaming saddle... JPBuckner
- I'm so GLAAD we have this time together... JPBuckner
- I misheard, I thought you said we were rasslin' steers. JPBuckner
- So the Panther is pink, does that mean he's gay too? JPBuckner
- No roundup till I'm DAMN ready. Maybe YOU'LL be saddle sore tomorrow. fellow_consumer
- "Hey Ennis, who's that skanky chick by your car?" M_H
- "Heath and Jake would regret inviting Dick Cheney on their hunting trtip" M_H
- My other horse is an Echo. JPBuckner
- We replaced Heath's coffee with pudding. Let's see if he notices. JPBuckner
- Put out that fire now. Last time, a stupid bear came and beat me up. JPBuckner
- Now you be the Crouching Tiger, and I'll show you my Hidden Dragon. JPBuckner
- Even Gay Cowboys Get the Blues. JPBuckner
- "Haven't there been enough stupid jokes about us by now?" M_H
- You had me at 'Howdy.' JPBuckner
- Is it just me, or are we out of touch with America? JPBuckner
- Mmm, puddin' on a stick fellow_consumer
- I regret I ever said 'I wanna be a cowboy.' JPBuckner
- Mmm, puddin' on a stick fellow_consumer
- "So, you gonna tell me why you shouted 'Ebert' last night?" Theodoric
- "What am I going to tell Catalina?" Theodoric
- "Ennis never has a second cup of coffee at home" thought Jack Theodoric
- "So then we saw the stuff was made in New York City" Theodoric
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