02/21/06: TOP TEN and then some.

So much harder not being able to cut and paste and edit Aron's.

TOP TEN

1. You had me at 'Howdy.' JPBuckner

2. The Best part of Waking Up- is your best friend in your butt... scarlet_ohara (of all the coffee/coffee comercial references, it was best.)

3. I hope you remembered to pack the fudge, Ennis. Cannon_Fodder

4. Tragically, Ennis thought he said "Get Dick to come & shoot me in the face" Parca_Mortem

5. Heath and Jake misinterpret the direction to camp it up. Cannon_Fodder (Not a gay joke! WHAT!)

6. "I still can't believe it's not butthole!" Mr_Nonsense

7. "I know you're enjoying yourself, Ennis, but I think it's time to put the handle back on the axe." Posted by: lost_cause

8. "I've got a confession. I came out here to axe you if you were gay." MR_MUCUS (amused by own bad puns)

9. What was the name of that waiter? Jean-Luc! backstabber (A dated reference people did get.)

10. A million dollars to sleep with my wife? I've got a better idea... MuhammadAus

Best Obligatory Echo Reference (this forum only) Award:

My other horse is an Echo. JPBuckner

Best Reference to Past Caption (Non-Echo) Award:

Before the service, I spiked Gywneth's coffee, and she didn't notice! JPBuckner

IT'S A BUCKNER SWEEP!!!!

NON-AWARDS:

Most Groan-Inducing Pun Caption:

I'm so GLAAD we have this time together... JPBuckner

Obscure Reference Few If Any Got Or Cared About:

"Later that day they'd argue over who had to wear the bigfoot costume." MR_MUCUS (the famous bigfoot film taken by two cowboy types)

Obscure Reference That Some One Got:

"You mix Baileys and butterscotch schnapps in a shot glass but that... ..isn't what I meant." Cannon_Fodder (not being a drinker, I had to look it up.)

Cowboy Reference No One Cared About Even Though it Works on Two Levels:

"I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet." MR_MUCUS

Honorable Mentions:

Philip Morris Meets YMCA - You've come a long way baby MuhammadAus

Finally- an answer to "Where have all the Cowboys Gone?" scarlet_ohara

Do you like gladiator movies? Critico

"A'yup, I sure do hate them there vaginers. They's nasty." The_Hate_Guy

"I reckon those ninjas will keep Walker busy for awhile. Wanna make out?" lost_cause

I can't decide... Ennis or anus... both are so tasty f676

"If you can't get it up for Anne Hathaway, you might be a gay redneck." MR_MUCUS

If you ever serve me Sanka again I'll kill you Goldfish In The Toilet (Yes, there's more, but it's better with that part alone)

Straight Eye for the Queer Guy The_Hate_Guy

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