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Bug Caption Contest
Winner: aaa123
"All signs point to 'bomb'."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- I pooped this. michael3b
- Eight isn't enough nickumoh
- Why Ashley knew hubby Dario would win the Indy 500. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Cueless in Kentucky fellow_consumer
- ...and special guest Robin Williams as the wacky sidekick 8-Ballz. ben243243
- A night of "Truth or Dare" takes a turn... stationkj
- She finally found the secret policeman's other ball. JPBuckner
- Even after dying her hair brown, she couldn't figure out the remote. foxjedi
- How does it know I never wear a bra in my films? Mental! foxjedi
- Find me another one of these and I'll be Ashley Juggs! foxjedi
- Using transparent codes with her dealer eventually got Ashley busted.. michael3b
- "Did you know that Shaq has two of these?" mangy-ranger
- How do I Google this thing? michael3b
- Honey, come quick. My internet is down again. michael3b
- Ashley never quite got the idea of bowling. Cannon_Fodder
- Kentuckians can now bring calculators to their SAT exams. Scumby
- Insert this up my ass and we'll plumb its wisdom together MuhammadAus
- Worst Juggling Act Ever! nickumoh
- "...but my show doesn't use ping pong balls." stationkj
- "Mr. Polanski, what are you doing here?" stationkj
- After firing her agent, Asley takes to finding her own roles. stationkj
- "Guess where the rubiks cube is?" stationkj
- Kentucky's recruiting system comes to light stationkj
- "It says I'm not wearing any underware...and its right!" stationkj
- A Guide to Recognizing Your Eights nickumoh
- She was about to give "getting blackballed" a whole new meaning. Scumby
- Ashley misunderstood the request to be more of a ball buster. DisappointedAgain
- As close to a "nice rack" as Ashley is likely to get. DisappointedAgain
- Ashley checks to see if Wynonna is still fat. Scumby
- She was the only hooker in town who liked both balls *and* holes. Scumby
- "Will my mom and sis ever get their careers back?" Otm_Shank
- "You may be wondering, where are the other 7 balls?" DisappointedAgain
- Goodness, gracious, 8-ball of fire gumby
- "Hey, wanna' see my eightball trick?" Cannon_Fodder
- Mama, she's crazy! rainman76x
- The Judd's family Magic 8 Ball is the final word in every career choice. MondoRick
- I like my men like I like my billiard balls... black and well rounded. JPBuckner
- All signs point to "bomb" aaa123
- "Sorry dear, I meant Olde English 800" Dr_Rizzo
- "My Precious" MasterK
- I get the feeling this was a moment we wern't supposed to see. MasterK
- It's an 8- ball, a magnat, a weopan, and a hypnotic device all in 1 MasterK
- Your fortune: you will stand still, holding an 8 ball, forever MasterK
- "I will love your for infinity, see." Yamato
- "So where's the giant pool table?" Cannon_Fodder
- The new Xtreme sport: Ball Holding MasterK
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- Director: "Yes Ashley, that's an 8-ball. Now put it down." Pants01
- "So I asked the 8-ball if you were faithful and--get this--it told me y..." Scumby
- "Anybody up for some Candelpin Bowling? I brought my designer ball!" nickumoh
- How's she gonna fit THAT in her nose? The_Angry_Negro
- Bitches, hoes, cocaine in my nose. That's what we're sayin' here. The_Angry_Negro
- The Women's Professional Billards Association's Swimsuit Issue ben243243
- Ashley figured filling the ball with amniotic fluid would increase her luck nickumoh
- Exhibit 34 & 35 of I Love the 90's: A decent movie starring Ashley Judd.... ben243243
- She still lacked the equipment to play pocket pool JPBuckner
- "The magic 8-ball is asking to speak to its agent...immediately!" mojito
- Ashley Judd, set to scale, was shockingly smaller than anyone could imagine rainman76x
- Once again, Ashley found herself behind the 8 ball rainman76x
- "Magic 8-ball, will Kentucky ever make it back to the final four?" rainman76x
- Armed with her 8-Ball, Elisabeth Hasselbeck braces for the Rosie Rematch. Bobo
- No matter how make shakes It gave Ashley, she kept saying the same thing RogueDragon
- Would you like me to give you the lottery numbers or take my top off? Bobo
- No matter how make shakes It gave Ashley, she saying the same thing RogueDragon
- This is Just 1 of her 8 magic balls. MasterK
- Golf balls just weren't bringing in the crowds anymore... ben243243
- ...Ashley steps to the plate. Waits for the signal. Checks the runner... nickumoh
- the 8-ball prayed Ashley would drop it and put it out of its misery. RogueDragon
- The Judds even emasculate their bowling balls. Bobo
- Bet you can't snatch this 8-ball from my...snatch?...hand...wait... DisappointedAgain
- 8Ball says "Try Dragging a comb through that straggly-ass hair!" mojo
- "The 8-Ball says 'answer will come when you shove me down your pants!'" sonofthedummy
- Mirror, mirror on the wall. CUT! Its an 8-ball you idiot! nickumoh
- "Will my husband win the Indy 500?" sonofthedummy
- "What does it mean when the 8-Ball wants to know my sign!!!" sonofthedummy
- Ashley's roles in major films were becoming noticeably smaller. nickumoh
- 8-ball, 8-ball in my paw, who's the fairest Judd of all? Me again!!! DisappointedAgain
- "Honey, it says 'You will be killed by a stingray today'." Scumby
- No one had the heart to tell her it wasn't a camera. Scumby
- "Are you the basis for setting the price of oil? Hmmm...Without a doubt." mcwebe0
- In the sequel to Se7en, The new killer obeys the will of the Magic 8. ben243243
- Consulting the 8-Ball for career choices had worked like gangbusters so far ben243243
- Buggingly Bad Captions. Mr_Nonsense
- "Ashley Judd in 'The Ball Collector!'" Mr_Nonsense
- Unfortunately, Winona Judd ate the rest of the oversized billiard balls. Mr_Nonsense
- A deleted scene the includes other Judds, holding Rubix Cubes and Pet Rocks ben243243
- She made the mistake of buying a home pregnancy test imported from China. Yamato
- "Ok...Will I win an Oscar for this roll., *giggle* All signs point to yes!" Yamato
- HOLLYWOOD CLICHE ENTERS ROOMS: UNAPPRECIATED HOT WAITRESS Mr_Nonsense
- "Originally she held a Mr. Potato until Hasbro withdrew its endorsement." Mr_Nonsense
- "Future Ashley Judd movies go straight to video? Without a doubt!" Mr_Nonsense
- "It wasn't the first big black ball she fondled." Mr_Nonsense
- "Will I ever win an Oscar? 'Outlook not so good'." Mr_Nonsense
- When he said she was behind the eight-ball, he actually meant it literally dlew919
- Well, the genie DID say I'd play with your balls dlew919
- Ashley would be blackballed from future B.Y.O.8-ball social events. fellow_consumer
- Honesty isn't really the best policy for fortune tellers working Motel 6. fellow_consumer
- "Magic Hate Ball says: "I slept with your wife!"" ModernRonin
- "Should I get naked in a strange low-budget horror flick?" M_H
- President Bush never makes a decision without his trusted advisor. Scumby
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