Bulletproof Monk Mr. Cranky's rating:
I'm not familiar with the "Bulletproof Monk" comic book that sparked this movie, but this is because I have known the soft caress of a woman and am thus excluded from the target demographic.
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shit film JohnBoy19
yeah.. this movie sucked Jaws_101
The chinese ruined another good movie That_cat_is_ugly
Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
John Doe to perform oral sex on a man to completion tonight Conqueror
Geeze, i think i'm a film-snot Drew_Atreides
Forget BulletProofMonk, check out Hard Boiled and speaker4dead's fanfic. John_Doe
Anyone else think Innocent_Bystander is weird? Becky_Sharp
Last nite's ANGEL and ENTERPRISE MR_MUCUS
ABC's "Extreme Makeover" discussion. John_Doe
My dad always told me, sex is like Pizza. Even when it's bad.. X-MAN
As a dedicated free-software fan, I must say: "software is like sex..." ModernRonin
My mom always told me, "Sex is like a box of chocolates" Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
A very wise man once told me... mangy-ranger
Re: My dad always told me, sex is like Pizza. Even when it's bad.. brett
My mom always told me that having sex with a big guy was like... skilly
And my dad always told me... skilly
My dad told me... MR_MUCUS
My Mom AND My Dad Coaster
My dad just gave me a book. Eamon
Well, that figures... skilly
Anyone else think skilly is stalking me? Eamon
My parents..... whack_chick
My mom read me a book. TCP
Look, TCP, it was meant to be Adam and Eve MR_MUCUS
When my son was 15.... Shakesmear
You sure did, Shakes. Eamon
Eamon: John_ Doe
Beat it, imposter. Eamon
Eamon, Eamon, Eamon.... Shakesmear
Look, all I know... Eamon
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What the fuck is it with this site anyways? colonel_korn
Oakenfold or Tiesto? John_Doe
DOES ANYONE NOTICE THAT UBER IS RAPING/MOLESTING ME??? John_Doe
I am gay. John _Doe
HOW TO : Euthanize your pet fish. John_Doe
Why is there not a fanboy line for Matrix Reloaded? John_Doe
UNC BEATS DUKE BY SCORE OF 4-3... Prince_Mongo
Chevelle is pretty good X-MAN
I'm gonna fight 'em off X-MAN
Damn, I'm good. Eamon
Dammit!!!!! whack_chick
www.personalitytype.com whack_chick
SMART Dogs are fucking gross Hellbilly
MORE HOCKEY: ROUND 2 colonel_korn
Conqueror discusses cruising and romance in Mexico Conqueror
OJ to star in new reality TV series... mangy-ranger
Will Gays Bolt From the Republican Party? Dan_in_Cincinnati
Question about this... CorneliusD
I saw a picture of that guy. TCP
Observe: TCP
If you're a log cabin republican... miss_enthropic_bitch
Strictly speaking, Cornelius, there ISN'T a SPECIFIED right to privacy... TheWreck
Equal Protection of the Laws Dan_in_Cincinnati
4th amendment: daz
woop! simulpost w/ dan. daz
All this commotion... mangy-ranger
Senator Santorum Blames Liberals For Catholic Church Sex Scandal Dan_in_Cincinnati
See, that's the cool thing about being a lesbian. TCP
*...barged in. (nt) TCP
His comments are great. TCP
You hit it dead on, TCP... ModernRonin
I don't have a problem with authoritarians. gnosticdogma
I Have No Proble with Christian Conservatives Coaster
Not sure how many levels of irony are contained in that one, Gdog. ModernRonin
Damn. I've got to learn to type faster <nt> Coaster
Okay, forgive me if I'm stating the obvious here... ModernRonin
"Love the sinner, but hate the sin" Coaster
God, what a jackass he is. Extending his 'world view', we'd have: Homeboy
Personally, I couldn't care less... TCP
This wouldn't happen. gnosticdogma
That'll never happen, gnostic. Slater
TCP Homeboy
I have to draw the distinction between judgement and forgiveness, Coaster.. ModernRonin
Log Cabin Republicans are also welcome in the Green Party Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
Dickless Rick Santorum will resign, or I will kick his ass Howard_Dean
Sexmerica X-MAN
Log Cabin Republicans Demand Apology From Senator Santorum Dan_in_Cincinnati
Clearly, gnostic... skilly
Clearly X-MAN
Men can't *not* think homosexual thoughts... Wargasm
LOL X-MAN
Translation of X-man's last post miss_enthropic_bitch
Thank you, my new best friend! Wargasm
*forgot* I need explain why the Lakers lost last night. Hellbilly
'Plastic Surgery' commentary by SF's Chronicle columnist. John_Doe
Bush to be left-off of 2004 Alabama ballot? Homeboy
Madonna gets hacked Hellbilly
Nick-The-Knife and Junkyard_Kid Coaster
So, how was Buffy? Becky_Sharp
Last Night's 24, My Comments {Big-Ass Spoilers} Coaster
FINALLY saw an episode of the "Children of Dune" mini Drew_Atreides
Charlton Heston is on TV right now... Quagmar
The real cancun=typical sexmerican drivel X-MAN
What's the next good FPS game? Viscount_Omega
John Doe ((( ASSASSINATES))) TCP John_Doe
DDDMAJICCCC, Whare art thow???????????? Mr_Wonderful
just got X-MEN 2, work print. John_Doe
John Doe has real life friends who work in Gator/Spam/Adult companies. John_Doe
skilly must be psychic. Eamon
I got fired today! the_demon
Sorry to hear that, demon... skilly
You're fired, skilly. Eamon
My condolences, Mike. colonel_korn
this is a great day for Conqeror. John_Doe
Now hiring! gnosticdogma
gnosticdogma is sucking me now. Jerk-in-the-Box
Bleh Becky_Sharp
Damn. I know how you feel, demon. TheWreck
Sorry, demon. TCP
I was cheered up today. the_demon
That, and... skilly
We're in B.C, skilly. the_demon
Considering how lax Canadian drug laws are, Hanrocks_Cradler
Hanrocks... skilly
I'm "working stiff" today... Eamon
Mike, Here's Hoping the Swedish Bikini Team Needs a New Wax Boy, and Soon Coaster
Oh my God! HA HA HA. That's so true! gnosticdogma
Thanks, everybody. the_demon
Well, you know what they say... Hanrocks_Cradler
I must be the luckiest girl in the world! Molly-Be-Damned
All your Base are belong to us. No, really. Homeboy
Has anyone here stuck his penis in a real live girl? xyz
Are you anywhere near a meat grinder or press brake? mangy-ranger
What the hell happened to you? TCP
And if you don't have either of those... ModernRonin
Meat Grinder, Press Brake, Timing Chain & Sprocket Coaster
Look assholes! xyz
Condoms are a waste of time. Wargasm
OK, I'll be serious this time... mangy-ranger
Hey Wargasm. xyz
six days in a month? Junkyard_Kid
You have to know exactly what days you're ovulating. Wargasm
Wargasm. xyz
Mr. ranger Slothrop
It feels Madame_Defarge
Sex with a condom sux. xyz
It is better Ken_Kaminski
There was an earlier post on this subject... Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
I prefer having sex without condoms. skilly
Wow, skilly. That really turned me on. Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
There's such a thing as the "pill". Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
On an only slightly more serious note... ModernRonin
I prefer taking guys bareback. So does ModernRonin. Conqueror
The pill X-MAN
Nope. skilly
Your dick won't have a chance to rot, X-Man church
Come on, you dopes. gnosticdogma
I donet yoose no condemeniums wit DDDDMAJIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr_Wonderful
Condoms suck Corduroy_Thong
Always a killjoy... Tick
That'd be funny if I was a girl X-MAN
Tick X-MAN
Well, sonofabitch Tick
Fer sure, condoms if you sleep around! Wargasm
Sex in the Astral. Wargasm
I want to hear more Becky_Sharp
Oh, sweet Becky. gnosticdogma
Shut up, gnostic Becky_Sharp
Yes, X-MAN if you were a girl... skilly
Astral Sex is all in your mind. Hanrocks_Cradler
Shut up, Hanrocks Becky_Sharp
Come now, Becky. gnosticdogma
Sure he is. Becky_Sharp
I guess then... Hanrocks_Cradler
Thank you for your concern, my dweeby self. Wargasm
Cancun Hanrocks_Cradler
That's an awfully long way to go. Wargasm
Well if you can't get Santa on the Astral Plane... Hanrocks_Cradler
Oh. Wargasm
I never said that. Hanrocks_Cradler
Awww......you romantics.... Wargasm
Always glad to please... Hanrocks_Cradler
There is a chill wind blowing thru the career of Susan Sarandon. 0b1knob
Time for a thoroughly unproductive work day... colonel_korn
MY THOUGHTS ON MY FIRST KILLING xyz
Anyone seen this yet? Hellbilly
Suspicious white powder found at local airport here in Ft.Myers. TCP
To The Person Who Suggested the Paul McCartney Tour Video for My Wife Coaster
Revoke the Oscar! Spanky
Monica Lewinsky's TV show is really good Spanky
Who wants to kill the"Hello Baby"? Madame_Defarge
Secretary Wargasm
Greedy company claims it can turn garbage into oil at a profit. grundle
<gets on top of Uber on the ground> John_Doe
It's pronounced "Vycount Omayga", fools. Viscount_Omega
After reading this post... OOber
My dining experience was superior to yours Theodoric
DONATE OTHERWISE EAMON AND SKILLY WILL MAKE A SEX HOME VIDEO TrollConq
OK, what the fuck did I miss? Ringo_ate_my_baby
Filters. Prince_Mongo
October 20, 2002. colonel_korn
If you don't like it, go back to Portal of Evil or something. TrollConq
What did you miss? MR_MUCUS
Oh god, you missed the Keiko thread too. colonel_korn
October 20??? Wargasm
The ascension of the New Order (now capitalized) Theodoric
Oh, and you missed out on the Deaner Phenomenon Theodoric
Re: OK, what the fuck did I miss? Ringo_ate_my_baby
You can still say "fuck", Ringo Nick-The-Knife
The penises I gobbled were overblown bullshit? colonel_korn
The Deaner "Phenomenon"? Throwing_Muses
assorted stuff archivist
I'm still a "hottie." Eamon
Oh Nick... Slothrop
Time to break out the Speak-n-Spell, Kornhole Nick-The-Knife
And Slothrop Nick-The-Knife
Sorry Nick. colonel_korn
Watch out! Nick is throwing his weight around! the_demon
Earth is now headed to the sun! MR_MUCUS
Who will save us? Slater
And why have you forsaken us Madame_Defarge
Fuck Lindo, pinky dick! Gary_Busey
THE CORNHOLE MR_MUCUS
OK... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Re: OK, what the fuck did I miss? colonel_korn
Christ almighty Nick-The-Knife
How about more like... skilly
Re: OK, what the fuck did I miss? Ringo_ate_my_baby
Ringo Nick-The-Knife
Umm, no... skilly
Regarding creepy backrubs DIPSHIT_FOLLOWER_ MR_MUCUS
You should have just quietly taken him aside, MUCUS... skilly
A Coaster Point of View Coaster
skilly....a question about "grudge-holding".. TheGodmother
Heh. Slater
Coaster and G'mom... skilly
Before everyone gets their hopes up... skilly
skilly.... TheGodmother
Summary of this thread: Homeboy
You know, in spite of the fact that I disagree w/ Homeboy... Slothrop
Attention Grudge Holders Coaster
Waste of energy? skilly
Grudging comments on grudges MR_MUCUS
is it possible, skilly... TheGodmother
I grudge very selectively Becky_Sharp
Apparently, I'm sort of bizarre freak. TCP
My...my...my... The_Innocent_Bystander
Are you in Miami? TCP
Now, Becky is talking about vendetta grudges MR_MUCUS
I'm not a nice person, really MR_MUCUS
Second chances? skilly
I'm with you on that one, MUCUS... skilly
There, there, skilly... Slater
My God - that stupid Kieko is STILL too stupid to catch its own food!! Homeboy
That has to be, without a doubt,... Slothrop
Ringo? Wargasm
Re: Are you in Miami? The_Innocent_Bystander
Fuck this thread Critico
Dollars, Taxes? skilly
In other words, Ringo... Pseudonym
Ringo, Pseu: This Needs to Be Said Coaster
Also Ringo, Psue... Wargasm
The Deaner's not gay! Deaner
Deaner is a pretender to the throne. sprinkles
I think I figured out my problem MR_MUCUS
No, but you get more naptime in preschool. Pseudonym
Things I miss about preschool... skilly
What I walk away with from this thread Nick-The-Knife
"Fences better left torn asunder"?? Slater
Five buks says that ends up in Slater's next elf quest story Nick-The-Knife
Midget update agony
TCP, you shouldn't treat MEB like that. Prince_Mongo
WTF???!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!! whack_chick
In case you all didn't know... Scroticus
Retail is Hell Critico
MY ANTI-DRUG IS BUTTSEX Bored Eamon
Hahahahaha... Eamon
If Coaster must know my personality type. John_Doe
i shave i erase i cut i replace i am the barber of love we talk all day i JUST FOR BECKY! The_Barber_of_Love
Okay, what the hell is going on? Becky_Sharp
BECKY, YOU CAN READ THIS POST. LRT
Hey Folks, I'm dead! Nina_Simone
An Ode to Martha Burke, Eamon-style! Sammy_Keats
Woo-HOO!!! TCP
"The Real Cancun" Marion
Hey Lawyers/Law Students TCP
Playlist for today's show Beast
Is Conqueror hot or not? Conqueror
from news of the daz. LRT
from News of the Weird daz
assorted joke emails daz
I had a weird dream about skilly the other night. Eamon
TCP , Becky don't check this thread, ok? Critico
You should have e-mailed me. TCP
Re: TCP , Becky don't check this thread, ok? brett
I know Critico
Does she.... TCP
She saw spanish in college Critico
So, Critico.. (DON'T LOOK, BECKY) TheGodmother
I called out to Ethel, I said "Don't look, Ethel!"... SavageWombat
I didn't think it was possible, but LRT
I gotta go with LRT on this one... Slothrop
In all my time here... Ringo_ate_my_baby
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Slater
I am now sending love poems to Slater. TCP
All I know is... skilly
TCP Critico
Promises, promises. LRT
c'mon Skilly... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Skilly Critico
skilly...(DON'T READ, BECKY) TheGodmother
An important thing to remember about Becky: LRT
Critico... skilly
Ooops. I meant "castrating bitch" not "cast-iron bitch" LRT
If *I* was Becky... TCP
I'd like to take this opportunity... colonel_korn
I have to ask, Critico... skilly
Good point, TCP. LRT
TCP, are you calling Becky a ....(DON'T READ, BECKY) TheGodmother
That will never happen. LRT
No, I don't really think Becky's a... TCP
I'm sure Becky would be flattered, colonel_korn. LRT
Oh come one now LRT... miss_enthropic_bitch
GOOD POINT, M.E.B. LRT
I don't remember that, TCP... skilly
LRT Will Stop Posting Here When . . . Coaster
skilly Critico
Critico, I Think I Speak for Many Here When I Say Coaster
Coaster Critico
I'm with Slater... speaker4dead
Yes, you guys are all weird. Wargasm
Critico, you're so mean. Wargasm
Wargasm Critico
I agree with Wargasm... miss_enthropic_bitch
I read your post...just for you. Wargasm
So, I guess technically... skilly
Skilly Critico
I DON'T WANT CRITICO'S NUDIE BOOK. sprinkles
Ew. Not me. Wargasm
NOT ME. sprinkles
Okay... Wargasm
I think i figured it out Critico
skilly TCP
TCP. Shakesmear
Pamela Martha Focker Coaster
Bob Hope 100 years old, still not dead. 0b1knob
Conqueror wants the "Old Guy" to come back no "Cheaters" Tv Show. John_Doe
Happy Easter! liquid-sunshine
I Made Out My Will Tonight. liquid-sunshine
I started a Monastic order today Ken_Kaminski
D-magic Terminal_Boredom
I'm watching the damndest POPEYE Beast
John Doe......your mother called Terminal_Boredom
OUCH!!!! daz
Gundam Conqueror lands in the city of Austin, Texas blasting everything. Gundam_Conqueror
This is why hockey kicks ass.... colonel_korn
So Easter coincides with Columbine Day this year... Slothrop
In honor of Easter, Conqueror will resurrect himself Conqueror
Happy Easter everyone! Xur
I'm extremely disturbed right now. colonel_korn
Does zed come around? archivist
Stupid personality tests: Are you an Empathizer or Systematizer? ModernRonin
Breakfast At Tiffany's. liquid-sunshine
POLL: How much would you pay for sex? Uber
Re: How much would you pay for sex? liquid-sunshine
I don't think I'd pay for sex. ModernRonin
Don't Feel Bad, Ronin. liquid-sunshine
Things are worse for sunshine, of course. Jerk-in-the-Box
Well, Duh! liquid-sunshine
You know, one nice thing about hiring a hooker... ModernRonin
MoRo... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Uber... Ringo_ate_my_baby
<puts a gun in Uber's face> John_Doe
There's nothing wrong about hiring bitches to suck and fuck you. John_Doe
"Pocket Fisherman" John_Doe
Oh, I totally agree Ringo. ModernRonin
The only downside to finding a woman you enjoy spending money on... ModernRonin
WHINE. WHINE. WHINE. sprinkles
You know just when I think I'm the most fucked up person on the planet... miss_enthropic_bitch
You all won't believe this. Viscount_Omega
I'm not fucked up MEB, or anyone else. John_Doe
MoRo... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Thanks to the Japanese, they will build more robots like myself Gundam_Conqueror
Good God, Omeaga! 35 Hookers? Coaster
"SPRUCE MY GOOSE"???? Throwing_Muses
He must be left-handed. Wargasm
Escorts, Coaster, escorts! Viscount_Omega
I wish I had Sars in the next Crankyland meet. John_Doe
AS THE OFFICIAL NOSTRADAMUS. There will be a great disaster by mid next wee John_Doe
Reason #2987476 *NOIT* to got to Trader Joe's... miss_enthropic_bitch
ripoff the_flying_norwegian
one question Easter poll Ringo_ate_my_baby
HANGOVER REMEDIES?!?!?!?!??! whack_chick
More "Spider-Man" legal problems... M_H
pick up lines DMagic
Hello, Crankylanders... Nightbeat
Afro-Americans slowing killing their young Spanky
Michael Moore is Jack of Spades Spanky
Nobody will know what this is, except maybe Sloth. ModernRonin
I just got arrested! Scott_Peterson
Tom Cruise Missile Xur
Will Somebody Please Explain What "Compassion" Means in Texas? Coaster
I FINGERBANGED SKILLY AT A 1985 DOKKEN CONCERT Theodoric
Help wanted for my story... Eamon
Lunatic Fringe Coaster
had a dream about Mr. Cranky last night DMagic
America's free thinking city, San Francisco Chronicle talks about Iraq War. John_Doe
Uber Hellbilly
Question about the Free Thinker Website... CorneliusD
John Doe plays "Love Hina" theme song 5 times is found shot to death later. John_Doe
For supposedly being a nation "founded on Christian ideals & principle".... Homeboy
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What do you mean ... SavageWombat
There's nobody at work today. last_angry_man
Bulletproof Monk Otto_Maddox
Anyone who thinks Cranky forums have gone downhill... Screwtape
The Big Lebowski ModernRonin
Where's the robot? gnosticdogma
I WILL GET IDEAS, SKILLY. sprinkles
just got back from a screening of "Identity" hunter
saw this: daz
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Girls of Crankyland sphere of influence decreases Conqueror's sphere. John_Doe
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