04/24/03: What a strange poll

Posted By: Quagmar


1)I'm from Texas...SO DON'T MESS WITH ME BIATCH!!!

* I used to live in Florida, and I pissed in your last glass of orange juice.

2)I don't like the French but like french fries...does that make me wierd?

* For the umpteenth time, when a potato is cut into long, thin strips and cooked in hot lard, they are frenched fried potatoes, a dish that has as much to do with France as Caesar Salad has in common with Ancient Rome.

3)I respect everyone's opinion and TRY not to piss other people off.

* Life is too short to respect everyone's opinion. A great majority just regurgitate opinions gleaned from mass media, so why bother listening to them?

4)I actually thought Star Wars Ep. 2 was a decent movie. (SO SUE ME!) If it would of had a better script it would of been a classic.

* It already is a classic... a classic example of how to alienate the most devoted fanbase in the history of entertainment. Is anyone really looking forward to seeing Episode Three, or is it more like, "I know it's going to suck, but I have to see it because I saw all of the others"?

5)I don't understand how someone can worship RON HUBBARD and if I ever run into a RON HUBBARD WORSHIPPER face to face and he/she tries to convert me I will KICK HIS/HER CRAZY ASS!!

* Do the world a huge favor and go kick Kirstie Alley's ass.

6)I don't like it when someones opinion/opinions revolve around insulting somone.

* Fucking "Somone", I hated that damn movie.

7)I love this site and FULLY understand that Mr. Cranky rates his movies differently and will NEVER call Mr. Cranky an idiot/moron/jackass/motherf***er for making fun of a movie I like because THAT'S HOW MR. CRANKY IS!!!

* The word is motherfucker, and I am convinced that he doesn't give a shit what we call him as long as we click on the banners.

8)It is my absolute firm belief that Battlefield Earth is the worst movie ever made followed closely by The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

* I doubt you will find much argument in Crankyland over the status of Elron's masturpiece.

9)It is my firm belief that political talk is pure bullshit spoken by people who have no idea what the hell it is they are talking about. If you think that I want to hear you say that politics is corrupt you are wrong. I ALREADY KNOW THIS.

* Actually, it's the politicians that are corrupt.

10)I like everyone on this forum at this moment(except for the DAMN RON HUBBARD WORSHIPPERS!!)but I'm sure that will change as people show how idiotic they can be.

* Fuck, you sure have a tender place for Elron. You need to Clear your mind.

11)I love the Austrialians and the Brits...they kick ass!! (I ACTUALLY MEAN THAT.)This is especially true since the Brits sent troops to help us kick the shit out of Saddam! I also like the Canadians but for totally different reasons. I also like the New Zealanders because they kick ass, too.

* Regardless (skilly) of what nation individuals hail from, one thing is abundantly obvious: All people suck.

12)I don't think that damn Chicago movie should of won best picture. THAT WAS CRAP!!

* The only musical I will ever pay to attend are the bagpipes at my funeral, right before they dump my carcass into the oven.


o Post a response to this discussion thread

Go to: Bulletproof Monk | Message | Previous Response |