04/24/03: What a fun poll! Lemme try...

Posted By: MR_MUCUS


>Just wanted to say hi to everybody.

[grumbles]

>Just a few things about myself...

[eyes roll]

1)I'm from Texas...SO DON'T MESS WITH ME BIATCH!!!

Fine, I'll leave your "BIATCH" alone. She probably has the crabs, the clap and the 7-day itch.

2)I don't like the French but like french fries...does that make me wierd?

Yes, yes, it does, weirdo.

3)I respect everyone's opinion and TRY not to piss other people off.

What fun is there in that, weirdo?

4)I actually thought Star Wars Ep. 2 was a decent movie.(SO SUE ME!) If it would of had a better script it would of been a classic.

Ummm...actually, I did, too. Dammit.

5)I don't understand how someone can worship RON HUBBARD and if I ever run into a RON HUBBARD WORSHIPPER face to face and he/she tries to convert me I will KICK HIS/HER CRAZY ASS!!

I don't understand how anyone can worship a dead Jew who is one aspect of the triple-parted supreme entity and still call it "monotheisism".

6)I don't like it when someones opinion/opinions revolve around insulting somone.

Whatcha gonna do about, Texas trashbag?

7)I love this site and FULLY understand that Mr. Cranky rates his movies differently and will NEVER call Mr. Cranky an idiot/moron/jackass/motherf***er for making fun of a movie I like because THAT'S HOW MR. CRANKY IS!!!

Duh-huh.

8)It is my absolute firm belief that Battlefield Earth is the worst movie ever made followed closely by The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

So you've seen every movie ever made? Congrats. I only have 348,974 movies to go.

9)It is my firm belief that political talk is pure bullshit spoken by people who have no idea what the hell it is they are talking about. If you think that I want to hear you say that politics is corrupt you are wrong. I ALREADY KNOW THIS.

Yes, it's mostly bullshit spoken by fools, like religion, philosphy, psychology, social science, and astrology.

10)I like everyone on this forum at this moment(except for the DAMN RON HUBBARD WORSHIPPERS!!)but I'm sure that will change as people show how idiotic they can be.

Unlike you, who showed his idiocy in his first post.

11)I love the Austrialians and the Brits...they kick ass!! (I ACTUALLY MEAN THAT.)This is especially true since the Brits sent troops to help us kick the shit out of Saddam! I also like the Canadians but for totally different reasons. I also like the New Zealanders because they kick ass, too.

So become a mormon and marry one of each.

12)I don't think that damn Chicago movie should of won best picture. THAT WAS CRAP!!

Yes, but it still won. Who really gives a shit about the Academy Awards besides the folks who win them?


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