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When I was a Slug
by X-grundle-MAN
*ahem*
When I was a slug
I would leave a trail of slime wherever I went
Making everyone that saw me retch in disgust
As I spread the slime over everything I touched
My antenna would slowly rise
When I crushed my penis in a iron vise
If you poured salt on me
I would shrivel
Much like my penis did whenever I got near a woman
Since I enjoyed nothing more than a
Man's hairy touch
And tried desperately to hide my
Unnatural feelings
Behind a lame mask of hostility
Especially when I wanted a man badly
And smother in his armpit
When I was a slug
Nobody loved me
People retched at the sight of me
Hey
Beat that
I'm still a slug
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Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Can I suck your dick?
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