1) If a rich, rich person of the same sex offered you $1 million for a night of sex, taking appropriate health safeguards, would you do it? This wouldn't mean one little insertion, it would mean the whole night, and a variety of sex acts. Would you?
If I was just on the receiving end... sure.
2) If you accepted the offer above, which sex acts would you definitely NOT do, under any circumstances, even for the $1 million?
I would not eat pussy. Those things are just nasty. My going rate for eating a chick out is at least $10 million...
3) What non-money-involved situation would lead you to have sex with a member of your own sex? Specify, for instance, prison, or stranded on a desert island, or (what the hell) unexpectedly falling in love, or something else?
I don't think anything besides money would convince me. I've roomed with more dykes than straight chicks, and so many things annoyed me about their issues that I don't think lack of sex or the whole When-In-Rome crap would ever work on me.
4) If a malign God were to suddenly announce from the Heavens that YOU were going to be the sex toy of a famous person of the same sex, and the only choice in the matter you had was WHO you'd get to fuck (this is God, after all), who would you choose? (No dead people.)
I'm so glad God doesn't exist...
5) Same question as above, but limited to dead famous people.
But... if God existed and he raised dead celebrities solely for the purpose of their freak fans getting to have gay sex on them, God would be one cool mother...
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