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1) If a rich, rich person of the same sex offered you $1 million for a night of sex, taking appropriate health safeguards, would you do it? This wouldn't mean one little insertion, it would mean the whole night, and a variety of sex acts. Would you?
For a million bucks? With a million bucks, I could buy a villa in France and still have enough left to live on the interest without working indefinitely! I'd do it a heartbeat after getting the clear-of-HIV report.
2) If you accepted the offer above, which sex acts would you definitely NOT do, under any circumstances, even for the $1 million?
Nothing involving excrement. No brown showers, no "barfing brown", no "drinking lemonade". Oh, and NO NIPPLE CLAMPS! Otherwise, as long as it don't hurt, I give it a go.
3) What non-money-involved situation would lead you to have sex with a member of your own sex? Specify, for instance, prison, or stranded on a desert island, or (what the hell) unexpectedly falling in love, or something else?
Since my terminal horniness is easily satisfied with masturbation, I think that only love would do it -- and that would only come on a desert island, I think. Not in prison. Man, you suck one dick in prison, and you're the belle of the balle for the rest of your sentence. "Har, har, hey boy, yew sure gotta purty mouth!"
4) If a malign God were to suddenly announce from the Heavens that YOU were going to be the sex toy of a famous person of the same sex, and the only choice in the matter you had was WHO you'd get to fuck (this is God, after all), who would you choose? (No dead people.)
Okay, no fatties, no egomaniacs. Some nice middle-aged guy who can get it up only once. John Ritter. Fuck, no. He's dead! Um, is Ray Romano old enough? (Hmm, I think I'd enjoy the look on his face as I fuck him up the ass. I HATE his tv show!)
5) Same question as above, but limited to dead famous people.
That's easy. Leonardo da Vinci. He'd give me enough patentable ideas to set me up for life!
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