1. 1 mil? No diseases?
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...OK, but *only* if the fucker pays the taxes on the mil.
So I'd be a whore, and maybe a fäg.
But a rich one...
2. No scatplay, pissplay, bondage/S&M and most likely no dick-sucking.
3. Prison, a desert island or a similar situation, but unwillingly, and it would have to be in the face of overwhelming physical force.
4.Eddie Furlong; he's pretty, and smallish (last time I saw him in anything; for all I know he's sprouted up to Andre the Giant-size).
Or Mini-Me; he wouldn't be making too many sexual demands.
5. General Tom Thumb, famous Barnum midget; for reasons, see Mini-Me, above.
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