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is the fetid, room-temperature Nachos I had in the theatre while watching this tripe. Now I'm feeling kinda gassy.....oops, excuse me.
I digress. This is my last insincere post here. Also I am leaving the East Coast for San Diego, and I would like to thank the friggin' space mutants that pass themselves off as people in the Washington D.C., Virginia and Maryland (playing second fiddle to Virginia) people for providing me with an endless array of entertainment. I watched you as infantile political schmucks, growing up slightly, and then getting yourselves shot in SE D.C. (MOTTO: no suspects and no motives).
A special thanks goes to Mayor-for-life Marion Barry, who so ingeniusly flushed D.C. straight down the tubes, and who now resides with about as much political power as the Royal Family.
Another special award goes to Slick Willy (MOTTO: Just kiss it), who wears two hats, Democrat AND Republican. Republican for the big head, and Democrat for the little head. Just remember Willie, you're a TEMP. And at the turn of the Century, YOU'RE FIRED!!!
And most of all, I'd like to say a really big THANK YOU to my old boss Rose R. If you hadn't been such a micromanaging, ass-kissing BITCH, and hadn't fired me for finishing that project ahead of time, instead of being your mindless friggin' robot, I wouldn't have found this job, which is sending me home to California. So here ya go, and from the bottom of my heart, please, for the love of GOD, take a nice healthy lick on my buttcrack.
Also, an honorable mention goes to that Goddamn kid, Chris S. who slammed headlong into my truck last year at a speed no less than 55 mph while I was waiting at the red light. If it hadn't been for you getting that blowjob by your girlfriend causing your blood to leave your brain, I wouldn't have gotten this fucking Micro-Machine economy car because your loud-mouthed father caused my insurance company to wuss out, leaving me with NOTHING! Oh, thanks for the million laughs your father gave me in court when he made a fucking fool of himself and pissed off the judge.
Anyway, I'm off for greener pastures and streets that weren't paved over fucking goat trails.
Thank you and have a nice day...
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