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Winner: Parca_Mortem

"Ingrid hated the windowsill shots, as Bogie would always go pantless."

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Captions:

I wuz robbed Junk_Yard_Dog
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay... Parca_Mortem
The top 4 runners up. MR_MUCUS
"Yes, Ilsa...unequivocally, and indubidubly...NOTHING can stop the Duke Of PhotoscribePrime
caption congtest 11-29-05 PhotoscribePrime
"Why can't you have breasts like hers, Ingrid?" vectorzero
"No, I did NOT just fart 'As Time Goes By, ' Rick..." hotkarl
"A life-sized Ingrid Bergman doll?! Thank you, Santa!" Mr_Nonsense
- "What, you didn't know Peter Lorre moonlighted as a transvestite hooker?" Mr_Nonsense
- Sorry I'm late, Doll. Sam and I wanted to check out a brothel across town. Mr_Nonsense
- "Better shut the window, honey. A little old lady got mutilated late..." Mr_Nonsense
- "Badges, sweetheart, I don't need to show you no stinking badges!" Mr_Nonsense
OK, Rick. ONE... MORE... FING...ER. michael3b
That's one helluva hill of beans... MonkeyKing
I knew that Potter girl was an ass, but now i In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- why can't your mother inflate like a balloon? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- sometimes i feel so dull and grey. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
That's right timmy, give him the old 1-2! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
DON'T JUMP! He's only got three years left in office now!! scarlet_ohara
"Rick, do you ever just feel. . . alone?" chuchu
- "Just because we're in France doesn't mean you can pee out the window." chuchu
- "Wow! I've never seen anyone fling a cat that far." chuchu
- "Don't worry. I'm sure FEMA will come for us soon." chuchu
- Bogart was dumbfounded when his knife merely snapped in half as he tried to chuchu
- "Hey, Kid. Guess who hasn't bathed in 3 months?" chuchu
- Sure, the Nazis are bad, but remember when David Hasselhoff chuchu
- "Just forget it! Everything is so black and white with you!" chuchu
"I should've known you liked Italians based on these curtains." MR_MUCUS
Get you finger out my ass. jackofsevens
"Just once, I'd like one of those balloons to knock a lamp post on top of TheWreck
- "uh-oh. It's the Dursleys. Don't answer the door." TheWreck
- "How good could this movie be? They wanted Ronald Reagan for my part." TheWreck
"Great, my Bergman hand puppet seems to be fooling everybody." Cannon_Fodder
"Can't... think... blood... rushing... to... penis..." bmw_m3r
Bogie: "Sorry, doll, but I gotta call a spade a 'spade' and Sam's a spade." Mr_Nonsense
Bogie: "I tell ya, divorced broads are damaged goods and immoral to boot." MR_MUCUS
- Ingrid: "Someday my daughter will become an overrated actress, too." MR_MUCUS
- "You're Swedish, doll, so how'd ya like to taste my meat balls?" MR_MUCUS
- Bogie: "Cigarettes don't cause cancer; that's just screwy. *Coughs*" MR_MUCUS
"Hey look, baby, I pulled a Marlboro out of your ear.". . . Horse Pucky
"Ingrid hated the windowsill shots, as Bogie would always go pantless" Parca_Mortem
- And you may already be a winner! Aron
"Bogart scratches his ass yet again during the National Anthem" Parca_Mortem
"The fateful moment Bogart contemplates switching from scotch to martinis" Parca_Mortem
"These platform shoes are killing me!" Parca_Mortem
"So George Raft turned down this role to play himself..." Parca_Mortem
"I look into your eyes, little one"... Parca_Mortem
So the Phantom of the Opera, the Sonambulist, & Mr Moto walk into a bar..." Parca_Mortem
The romantic couple stood there looking out of the window for a long time.. PsychoRabbit
Bogart looking confidently, with Ingrid Bergman... PsychoRabbit
- Much to his dismay, Bergman was not impressed... PsychoRabbit
- "Nobody knows..." PsychoRabbit
- Bogart: PsychoRabbit
- Bogart (2): PsychoRabbit
- When both partners are still fully dressed... PsychoRabbit
Look, dear, it's raining white people. mia_wallace
- Look, dear, it's raining black people. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
"Do what the man says, doll. I want some beads." lost_cause
- ^Heh, pretty good, lc. MR_MUCUS
- My fave... Parca_Mortem
"Did I just see a dog on a skate board down there, sweetheart?" MR_MUCUS
- "I'm glad I'm not out there, in the Sahara." MR_MUCUS
- "If that gardner doesn't cut down that cane, I'll mutiny!" MR_MUCUS
- "I've been thinking it over, and I've decided to go with 'have not'." MR_MUCUS
- Bogie: "That Claude doesn't know enough to come in out of the rains." MR_MUCUS
- "This could be the start of beautiful one night stand." MR_MUCUS
- "This could be the start of a beautiful one night stand." MR_MUCUS
"I was walking past the Toyota dealership and couldn't resist." Liters
"Well kid, looks like ze Germans finally found us." Liters
"Grab my ass, grab it as if it were the last time!" Liters
"I specifically asked for a room that doesn't overlook the fish market!" Liters
Oh my God! Is Mrs. Johnson REALLY screwing the family dog??? Goldfish In The Toilet
"Look dear, this basement window is perfect for my foot fetish..." Parca_Mortem
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning" GOLLUM
"Check out the back yard on that guy!" ralph_wiggum20
Great how you can look down everyone's blouse from up here, isn't it? <nt> daz
Don't bogart the window, my dear. Xur
"Baby, if we don't make love, you'll regret. Maybe not now, but soon and... Mr_Nonsense
- "I asked a French cop for directions here, and he just surrendered to me." Mr_Nonsense
- "Mi casa o su Casablanca?" Mr_Nonsense
Look honey, coloreds, there goes the neighborhood. TMundo_in_Brazil
Scene from Hitchcock's lesser known student project "Side Window". Xur
Oh yes... She's taking her bra off! SBC-Jester21
"She had an incoming Bogie at 9 o'clock." MR_MUCUS
- "Darling, I was just thinking that Deep Roy is a real credit to his race." MR_MUCUS
- That incoming bogie one is clever.. Drew_Atreides
- You are supposed to nitpick it... MR_MUCUS
- I thought you were actually using 9 oclock TOP GUN style.. Drew_Atreides
"Bogie does a commercial for MS Windows 44." Cannon_Fodder
"Those people at the table down there seem to be staring at some bird." Cannon_Fodder
"That Pillsbury Doughboy gets bigger every year, doesn't he?" Throwing_Muses
"Think I could hit JFK from here?" lost_cause
Hasn't that Toyota Echo finished the race yet? JPBuckner
You just had to get a room with a view of the Gay Pride parade. JPBuckner
"Everything in this shot is meant to distract you from Bogie's EARS" Drew_Atreides
"Of all the drapes in all the world, *YOU* had to pick THESE ones.." Drew_Atreides
Is the flower in Bogie's lapel trying to graft itself back onto that plant? Drew_Atreides
"I think i'm going to call it "pot"" Drew_Atreides
CAPTION: "I hope that 50 years from now... M_H
That Toyota Echo never had a chance. Junk_Yard_Dog
- We'll always have Crankyland. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Did you ever noticed how strange the Nazis march? Junk_Yard_Dog
- correction Junk_Yard_Dog
- I never knew the Petrified Forest was so beautiful. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Well, doll, I think it's time for the big sleep. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I don't like the look of that High Sierra tour bus. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Hey, angel, you got a dirty face. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Hey, angel, you've got a dirty face. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I didn't expect so many people to show up for the auction of that... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Didn't I tell you this was a great spot to watch the parade.. Junk_Yard_Dog
- He should have played it when I told him to. Now he's paying the price. Junk_Yard_Dog

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