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Winner: Mr_Nonsense

"A Knight's Tail."

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Pickings were slim Mr_Cranky
- I guess I'm Virginia Slim then. Mr_Nonsense
A Knight's Tale? I don't get it... MuhammadAus
- Tail = piece of ass and... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Also, Heath Ledger starred in "A Knight's Tale" Aron
- My theory. Mr_Nonsense
- I think could've combined two of mine. MR_MUCUS
After decades of dedicated effort, Ledger is officially potty-trained. chuchu
Penance. For both of them. Tokeloshe
Why nuns are only 99 9/10ths pure. Junk_Yard_Dog
Um, sweetie, could you maybe put this on and pretend to sleep? ben243243
- This would take some careful explaining... ben243243
- I detect the distinct scent of Sierra Mist.... ben243243
- ..and after I snatched off his wig, I castrated him like THIS! ben243243
This week's top 10 Aron
This is how close the cows were... no, really! dlew919
Bringing Monty Python's "Confuse-A-Cat" Into the 21st Century. TheWreck
Once you get 'em to calm down, the old Crazy Glue trick works every time. Coaster
- Why he found chest hair on women to be a turn-on was anybodys guess. Coaster
- He mused silently, "Sienna's cute, but damn, she's no Jake Gyllenhaal." Coaster
- Apologies, Parca Coaster
Are you sure this a sacramental act? bubula
your caption here bubula
she hadn't known he liked it froggy style... uncleosbert
Jude has nothing on the Ledgemeister. mike2784
I just love running my fingers through your hair. JPBuckner
Cassanova Pic Erzsebetdesade
In the tradition of “Ray” and “Man in Black” the new Donny & Marie biopic h Smashedbox
I'm taking 23 letters with me, but don't worry I'm leaving you with H-I-V. markgx1362
The Wonder Years 2 Junk_Yard_Dog
An argument over who has the worst penis breath Form-VII
Casanova caption smatguy123
"God personally told me that we should have sex..." vectorzero
Living in an Amish Paradise f676
"wow", she sighed. "They did such a marvelous job on your sex change." Junk_Yard_Dog
"A bush in a bird's hand is worth... how does that go again?" lost_cause
The Trouble With Tribbles: The Early Years JPBuckner
"The brother's not so grim now." MR_MUCUS
caption: Once you brokeback you can go back gumby
Revelations? uranium_death
"Ever see that movie 'The Crying Game', baby?" lost_cause
She's cute and she kisses okay, but that Jake Gyllenhaal... mia_wallace
"Great another whigger movie!" Mr_Nonsense
Your love is like a prayer f676
"Jesus told me we could." John_Wayne_McBainSane
The Pope gets his regular visit from one of the Nuns. Junk_Yard_Dog
"I've got genetil herpes, but it doesn't slow me down!" Sourball09
- Idiot, it's spelled genital... Sourball09
I wish I could quit you Hallstrom! tanner88
"Wait! ...leave it on." Senor Taco
After sniffing each other's hair for a few hours, they really didnt wanna . shawn_hoelscher
We put the cross here to trick the Narnia viewers that this is an allegory. JPBuckner
When a kiss is only a kiss Junk_Yard_Dog
I'll be Ben Franklin this time, you be the milkmaid. theWalrus
"Somewhere William Shatner cries and looks for a hat to wear outdoors." MR_MUCUS
"Your wig smells like feet" hotkarl
"The British ain't the only thing coming!" MR_MUCUS
"Wait, who was that cowboy I saw leaving the house this morning?" sonofthedummy
"Jane Austen's Pootytang." MR_MUCUS
- I like that one... Parca_Mortem
"Seventeen-Seventy Sex: The Boston Tease Party." MR_MUCUS
"Spanish release of the film is titled 'The House that Doesn't Go'." MR_MUCUS
"A Knight's Tail." Mr_Nonsense
"She told her parents she was just going to upstairs to get a Ledger." Mr_Nonsense
"They were breaking three laws, including Jude Law." Mr_Nonsense
"One hour later, the room smelled of burnt Sienna." Mr_Nonsense
Ignore the Cross, honey, we'll put the horseshoe up later. Bobo
I thought a woodland friend would spice things up in the sack. michael3b
I pulled this hairball from my navel, darling. Bobo
I've got VD. michael3b
The scene cut when Ledger began baring his teeth and throwing his feces. chuchu
- Spider Renaissance-Man allows his wig to be removed for a celebratory kiss. chuchu
- Who knew the Sit 'n Spin would be such a hit with the ladies? chuchu
- Your.knee.is.on.my.HAND!!! chuchu
- . . . watch as the mother regurgitates to feed her young chick. chuchu
Dirty Dancing 2 - The Horizontal Bop backstabber
"Great Sexpectations." MR_MUCUS
"The Patriot: NC-17 cut." MR_MUCUS
"Say "I love you!" this Valentine's Day with a persian cat fur stole." MR_MUCUS
"Hot Girl + Box Office Poison = Box Office Poison" Dano
Even the Christian Right doesn't always say no Junk_Yard_Dog
Ellen Degenneres and Nathan Lane try going straight Junk_Yard_Dog
Let's do it in my mom's bed, under the cross! SBC-Jester21
"If only her religion had not forbidden the shaving of chest hair..." Throwing_Muses
Win a Date with Heath Hamilton! JaneD
"*I* want to be George Washington this time, honey." lost_cause
"Frankly, honey, I was hoping for more than just an "eskimo kiss" Theodoric
"I've never met a man so turned on by Cherokee Hair tampons!" BobLoblaw
"Honey, remember that summer I went to Brokeback Mountain?" M_H
Cassanova scores with Don Juan's wife Junk_Yard_Dog
Reagen and Father Damien's honeymoon night. Junk_Yard_Dog
Whores For Christ Junk_Yard_Dog
"The Exorcism of Billy Ray Cyrus"... Parca_Mortem
- "Brutte: cologne for tough men hiding in the closet" Parca_Mortem
- Five hours later, paramedics were able to separate their mucus-bound noses" Parca_Mortem
- "Man, she's sweet, but nothing beats the smell of a sweaty cowboy!" Parca_Mortem
- Aww sweety, you got me just what I wanted for Xmas: William Shatner's hair" Parca_Mortem
Firsties. gnosticdogma

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