01/04/01: Goddamn, It's Cold!

Posted By: liquid-sunshine


The past week in Florida has been miserable. Freezing at night, and temps during the day barely reaching the mid- 50s. I haven't been able to wear shorts for the past five days.

I blame the stupid Yankees for this cold snap. For the past five years they bitched and groaned about unseasonably warm weather. Where is all the snow? Why aren't the roads frozen over with ice? Well, they got their snow, in spades. And I hope they choke on it. I hope to hell they all run out of mad money--with which to pay their heating bills--and freeze to death.

When the spring thaw comes, flaccid Northern bodies will be piled up like cordwood.


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