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Now, Mr Cranky has touched on some issues about this movie that are key in understanding why it sucked so much monkey cock, but I feel that I can adequately build on it in such a way that people that didn't agree with the Cranky one's views on this film will have to concur with me.
Explain one thing to me, why get us involved and so curious with a character's everyday routine and skip four years of their existence? Look, if I made a movie about a day in which my life I wouldn't skip 13 hours and show you the final hour, no, that's fucking retarded!! I would show you some of the wacky shit that I do like beat up on small children and carni-folk. My point is that by saying "four years later" aids to my ever decaying faith in the movie industry and society. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT??? I bet the real Fed Ex worker who got trapped on that island for all those years had wish he fucking died there so that this shit movie wouldn't have been made; and America's youth (me) hadn't been polluted with the black ooze garbage that is made in Hollywood. In fact I bet that Fed Ex worker had wished a large horny convict named Duke had been dropped off by the government to coninuously rape him and when a search party finally came for him that Duke claimed he had been raped, and then the authorities believed him, that's how GOD FUCKING AWFUL this film ended up being. FUCK HOLLYWOOD!
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