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>1) So, are you a dog person or a cat person?
Yes.
>2) And why isn't anyone a "bird person" or a "reptile / amphibian person" or a "fish person"?
There are. I know of several people who consider themselves "lizard people." One even has "Iggi" on his license plates - named after his pet iguana.
>3) Why do dogs have cold noses?
The better to prod you in the crotch with!! ("Yow, that's cold!!")
>4) Do dogs dream dreams? Do ducks have ears?
Yes, and not external ones.
>5) Where did Fievel's dad get the idea there were no cats in America?
He was a dumb, whop, dago mouse.
>6) Have you *ever* met a cat that would go within three feet of a lasagna?
My mom's cat will eat hot-grade salsa enthusiastically.
>7) Do you think Tom ever wised up and looked for easier prey?
Do you think the coyote ever caught the roadrunner? (Actually, he did one time... but I won't spoil the surprise. ;])
>8) And, is it me, or does this forum exist in another alternate universe all to itself?
Why do you want to know, citizen?
-Ben
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