07/10/01: Fuzzy answers

Posted By: Screwtape


1) So, are you a dog person or a cat person?

Cat person by far.

2) And why isn't anyone a "bird person" or a "reptile / amphibian person" or a "fish person"?

Because the good ones are too fucking expensive.

3) Why do dogs have cold noses?

Do or do not, there is no why...

4) Do dogs dream dreams? Do ducks have ears?

Actually, dogs do dream. Sometimes mine will be asleep for hours then suddenly wake up barking.

5) Where did Fievel's dad get the idea there were no cats in America?

He's a fuckhead drunk assclown. Mice are cat fodder anyway.

6) Have you *ever* met a cat that would go within three feet of a lasagna?

Yes. Mine, although she only likes the cheese.

7) Do you think Tom ever wised up and looked for easier prey?

Nah. It's a small house, ya know.

8) And, is it me, or does this forum exist in another alternate universe all to itself?

I kinda had the same feeling... somehow this forum was fused with another one from three years back. Wierd huh?


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