1) So, are you a dog person or a cat person?
Dog! Cats are dumb.
2) And why isn't anyone a "bird person" or a "reptile / amphibian person" or a "fish person"?
Because nobody really likes those as pets, they keep them only because their apartments don't allow uncaged animals like cats and dogs.
3) Why do dogs have cold noses?
Yours would be too, if it was wet all the time.
4) Do dogs dream dreams? Do ducks have ears?
Yes and yes.
5) Where did Fievel's dad get the idea there were no cats in America?
I like the propoganda answer. Oh, and Edgar, this is a reference to the animated movie "An American Tail", which came out in '86:
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0090633
6) Have you *ever* met a cat that would go within three feet of a lasagna?
I have never seen one when lasagna was around.
7) Do you think Tom ever wised up and looked for easier prey?
Nope.
8) And, is it me, or does this forum exist in another alternate universe all to itself?
Pretty much.
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