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Batman Begins Caption Contest
"No idiot, the bag goes over her head."
Winner: Coaster
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Testing Mr_Cranky
- "After an hour it became clear that no one really knew how to play limbo." MR_MUCUS
- Hello, Ms. Holmes. I'm the Postpartum Depression Fairy, and I am very, chuchu
- "Scene from Roger Corman's knock-off movie 'Bagman and Robin'." MR_MUCUS
- Katie was the first to arrive, drink and pass out at..... Bobo
- "Fix my plumbing RIGHT this time, you crummy contractor!" burn_hollywood_burn
- Coaster's first is the obvious winner... TMundo
- I like it. Drew_Atreides
- "Okay, Tom, I think this Scientology shit has gone too far." Mr_Cranky
- Daphne's career as a stripper comes to a startling end in "The Case of.. Drew_Atreides
- No idiot, the bag goes over *her* head. Coaster
- "Luckily for me, I didn't choose plastic." JPBuckner
- "A clip from the Unaired Dawson's Creek Christmas Special" Drew_Atreides
- "If nothing else, grundle owns a nice suit." Junk_Yard_Dog
- "grundle moves beyond simple stalking." Junk_Yard_Dog
- "How Sam Raimi got Katie to go nude in 'The Gift' ". Parca_Mortem
- "The last time Cranky and Hans double-dated" Parca_Mortem
- "Eyes Wide Shut 2" Parca_Mortem
- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 5: Leatherface Goes Upscale" Parca_Mortem
- "How Tom and Katie's baby was conceived"... Parca_Mortem
- so you're positive tom wants me to re-insert the stick up his ass? mia_wallace
- Roman Polanski's "Rosemary's Baby 2: The Scientologists" Parca_Mortem
- Geez man, I told you you should have gone with the Tin Man mask. Coaster
- (Inside) Coaster
- Predictably, Princess Katie was unimpressed with her suitors thus far. shadowboxer
- The stripper had seen her share of weirdos, but these guys took the cake. Coaster
- "Grundle makes his final move on Aurora Borelallis." Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Grundle unmasked." Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Grundle and X-Man think they've kidnapped Hilary Duff." Junk_Yard_Dog
- "At strip clubs, Pat Buchanan would hid his shame behing a burlap sack." MR_MUCUS
- "Dawson's Creek Begins" MR_MUCUS
- "Okay, which piece of April do you want?" MR_MUCUS
- "Poor Katie went on a bender after Tom dumped her for Dakota Fanning." MR_MUCUS
- "Somebody explain how Cillian Murphy with a bag on his head is better..... MR_MUCUS
- "How can she be an assistant DA; she looks like a 14 year old girl?" MR_MUCUS
- "Let's get started before the chloroform wears off. Get the coat hanger." MR_MUCUS
- "NBC's 'Fear Factor' reaches new lows." Mr_Nonsense
- Hmmm, it's long and hard, it's a poll, right? TMundo
- She likes my poll TMundo
- Her nipple erection betrayed her joy for the Scientology initiation ritual. burn_hollywood_burn
- The good, the bad, and the ugly, part 2 shadowboxer
- "Masked Loser, Poor College Boy and Pseudonym at Crankyland Gathering XII." MR_MUCUS
- After much trouble, John Doe finally gets laid TMundo
- "Eyes Wide Shut II." chuchu
- Katie couldn't believe it. This dumbass had an evil lab, but no wrench. chuchu
- "Somehow, Tom was less scary without his human mask." chuchu
- Nobody was impressed with Katie's sorry Neo impersonation. chuchu
- "Matt Lauer has the last laugh." chuchu
- "Ironically, Tom Cruise had been right about psychologists all along." chuchu
- "GO 2: GO FUCK YOURSELF" MR_MUCUS
- John Singleton's gritty remake of "The Wizard of Oz." Mr_Nonsense
- With Katie drugged and unconscious, Tom was free to reveal his true face. Bobo
- "2014: back-alley psychiatry booms after President Cruise bans real kind." MR_MUCUS
- "Tom Cruise's ex-boyfriend had a hard time letting go." chuchu
- "Katie had been glib just one too many times." chuchu
- "I said we needed to get SHERLOCK Holmes off our backs." Mr_Nonsense
- "Katie hated being in the 'pole position.'" chuchu
- "She was no expert, but Katie didn't think this artificial insemination chuchu
- "Tom was well aware that when Katie said 'female ejaculation'... The_Solipsist
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