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Cecil B. Demented

Mr. Cranky's rating:
3 Bombs

Either this is Waters' attempt to parody himself, or he has nothing left to say.

John Waters Survivor

It's you and these five - who do you vote off first?

John Waters
Divine
Patricia Hearst
Mink Stole
Ricki Lake

Current Results

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Messages:

Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
ALICIA WITT Nina
Great Movie (J_Cat)
sociopathic movie critic is a faggot (Conqueror)
Thoughts? (AcolyteOfPeterLorre)
a very serious question! (AS in, sanity hanging in the balance, and stuff) (NotQuiteSonic)
For those who have heard of ELIZA, this is funny. (MAYORBOB)
- huh... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VIOLET BEARBIEEETCH SHIEEEET (John_Doe)
French Television--Favorite Programs (May God Help Them!) (Illinois_Stan)
I'd like to talk about a matter of grave importance (Ken_Kaminski)
- No grave for me. (skilly)
- damn...damn...damn.... (Coaster)
- SHIEEEEEET BIEEEETCH SHIEEET SKILLY HOOOOOOEYYYY HOOOOOOO (John_Doe)
okay i'm really bad at this.... (DMagic)
- and this is suppose to be the first ten thousand digits (DMagic)
- Pi (The_Redundant_One)
- Goddamn, D! (Throwing_Muses)
- DMagic (Violet_Beauregarde)
- :) (DMagic)
- What I'm taking this semester (X-MAN)
- Pi is (Benny_Hanna)
- Re: okay i'm really bad at this.... (Toady)
- i got something for you Toady (DMagic)
- Hey, grundle (ShadowEmperor)
- DMagic...a mistake (Coaster)
- Deanna: (Toady)
- Toady, it's hopeless. (skilly)
- ? (Toady)
- I don't think Toady saw Pi <nt> (Coaster)
- He had to have (Ken_Kaminski)
- Aw, fuck me. (skilly)
- That was one neat movie.. (Drew_Atreides)
- Greetings (Toady)
- DMagic (grundle)
- For all you 3.14159265358979323846... fans (Coaster)
- Toady: what do you think of the first Mad Max? (Ken_Kaminski)
- DM, I don't understand something... (Bulworth)
- bulworth, my dear, (DMagic)
- Well... (Bulworth)
- Remember, fucking math leads to multiplication. (MAYORBOB)
- Re: criminology (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- a serious responce to a nonserious question......... (pipe)
- I thought the power of "e" referred to Elvis... (skilly)
- Hey, DMagic... (Parca_Mortem)
- hey (DMagic)
- LAP Dancers? (Coaster)
- no seriously (DMagic)
- Lap dancers talking? (Toady)
I liked the film... (Parca_Mortem)
Question for fans of written porn.... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Well, M.E.... (Bulworth)
I FINALLY caught up with a copy of "Assault on Precinct 13"... (Drew_Atreides)
- Some comments... (Parca_Mortem)
- According to Leonard Maltin's review, it's Rio Bravo, Parca.. (Drew_Atreides)
And behold.... (Shadow)
- And your shoe is untied! (badmonkey)
- ANd so... (Shadow)
- I'm a Monkey, dammit! (badmonkey)
- badmonkey.... were you a monkeybutler in a previous existance???? (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Shhhh! (badmonkey)
- well, damn, shadow, (DMagic)
- Dmagic... (Shadow)
- Nude Hot Women! (Shadow)
- i looked...but (DMagic)
Casting Call! (InfraRed-UltraViolet)
- And yes, that is me :) <nt> (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Violet. (The_Conspirator)
- Woo hoo! I'm in! (Theodoric)
- I have a part?!! *jaw drops on to floor* (Throwing_Muses)
- My dear Miss Beauregard (Benny_Hanna)
- Way cool (Karen_G)
- Benny Hanna. (The_Conspirator)
- Two-bit troll thug me, ma'am (nt) (Amok)
- Re: Casting Call! (TheWreck)
- Do you need any monkies? (badmonkey)
- Conspirator (Benny_Hanna)
- C'mon, only four people? :P (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Hell, I'll take a part. Always a fanfic fan. (Slater)
- What about me? (Ken_Kaminski)
- I can attack the HERETICS!!!!!! (Cardinal_Biggles)
- Well, I'll volunteer -- (Lil_Round_Top)
- Casting CLOSED (InfraRed-UltraViolet)
- What??? (Lil_Round_Top)
- Not to worry, Lil' Ol' Round Top..... (InfraRed-UltraViolet)
- Cool! Publicity Whore (Lil_Round_Top)
- For the sake of your own story, I recommend you not do that (Ken_Kaminski)
- Sorry, Ken.... (Redundancies)
- You don't understand, Red (Ken_Kaminski)
- Your fault for responding to the thread. (The_Redundant_One)
Not only am I a whore, but now I'm a bloodthirsty whore! (skilly)
- Woohoo! Nice shootin' Tex (Karen_G)
- COOL!! (badmonkey)
- skilly, beware: (Cardinal_Biggles)
- I hate guns (Ken_Kaminski)
- dare I sing "BIKINI GIRLS WITH MACHINE GUNS"? (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Great, now she's armed and contagious! (Mr-Mucus)
- Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill! (MAYORBOB)
- Ha! I own all of you! (skilly)
- Goddess Skilly, in a Weaver Stance, her Glock steady and aimed... Tent-pollin' (Bickle)
- Everyone who fires a gun falls in love with it. (gnosticdogma)
- I doubt EVERYONE gnostic (X-MAN)
- Ah, Bickle (X-MAN)
- Jesus, Bickle. I've read some disturbing stuff here..... (Throwing_Muses)
- eBang the letter (Ken_Kaminski)
- I still have a healthy respect for the things... (skilly)
- Yeah. (gnosticdogma)
- Rent to Overthrow, huh? (skilly)
- By the way... (skilly)
- Weaver stance. (gnosticdogma)
- You SICK LITTLE MONKEY, uhm-kay!! (ModernRonin)
- Guns rule... (The_Hate_Guy)
Want to know how to speak or write like an Economism Prof? (MAYORBOB)
- That should read Economics. (MAYORBOB)
- revolutionize granular supply-chains, (badmonkey)
Exactly as I said . . . (convenor)
Back to Baltimore (Pseudonym)
- yuck (Knife-the-Nick)
- Maybe oneday (X-MAN)
- It's quite obvious that the conservative sheep x-man...... (Ben_Dover69)
- Good luck in school and riding herd on the Freshmen. (MAYORBOB)
- Sorry about the Red Sox. the national pastime (JabBerwoCk)
- I liked the Baltimore area (Benny_Hanna)
- A message for Knife-The-Nick (Windham_Earle)
- Jabberwock & Pseu: The Splendid Splinter (Lil_Round_Top)
- Why? (Redundancies)
- Red -- (Lil_Round_Top)
- Schourek (Redundancies)
- Re: Red Sox in Manhattan...(or whereever) (TheWreck)
- The poor, crippled Orioles (to LRT) YANKEES_SUCK (JabBerwoCk)
- Another message from Nick-The-Knife: (Knife-the-Nick)
- Go Tigers! (Drew_Atreides)
- ARGH! GACK! (skilly)
- Where the fuck is Threadkiller when you need him! <nt> (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- I was in Baltimore last week... (Parca_Mortem)
- Skilly, ME Bitch (The_Redundant_One)
- You don't bitch about sex because... (skilly)
- Hey Drew (X-MAN)
- X.. (Drew_Atreides)
- HEY! (Pseudonym)
- Drew (X-MAN)
Writers of the future contest (Critico)
- Don't do it! (Edgar_Britt)
- Thanks for the tip, Edgar (Bureaucrat)
- Good old Scientology. (Cannon_Fodder)
- Hrm (Redundancies)
- I had a better experience with them . . (Hairhead)
- Well, maybe I will. (Bureaucrat)
- Sorry to rain on your warm, fuzzy, affirmed parade . . (Hairhead)
I hereby declare this week's redheaded stepson of the forums... <nt> (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Not to mention inbred and slightly retarded (nt) (MAYORBOB)
- Ya got me, mayor<NT> (badmonkey)
Who's Mike Stole? (nt) (Mr-Mucus)
- I'm pretty sure that Cranky means... (Wulfgar)
- Re: Who's Mike Stole? (nt) (Mr_Cranky)
- Now Corrected (Mr_Cranky)
The ouevre of Melanie Griffith. (MAYORBOB)
- Being young (The_Conspirator)
I liked it (Ken_Kaminski)
- posh. this film was shit. Waters is a moron. This is Burn Hollywood Burnx2 Cecil B. The (JabBerwoCk)
- Bloodhound Gang... (Bulworth)
ZZZZZZap! (Tralala)
- I wish I remembered, Tra... Ego-stroking. (Bickle)
For anybody who saw Bowfinger . . . (convenor)
- Well, for one thing... (Pseudonym)
- I'm sure that it differs in the finer points, (Ricardo_Montalban)
- Easy, con. (Bickle)
- SPOILER IN BICKLE'S POST!!!!! (Ken_Kaminski)
- They gave it away on the Comedy Central "Canned Ham" special. (Bickle)
- Canned Ham also gave away most of the ending (Ken_Kaminski)
- Bowfinger was a good movie, and Cecil B Demented sucked. my balogna has a name: (JabBerwoCk)
- That's not the worst of it, Jabber... (Bickle)
- I believe it. Actually, that makes more sense. The Kubrickian (JabBerwoCk)
Griffith and Gear ... (ArtFag)
- I'm not sure who this "Richard Gear" fellow is... Spelling Nazi (Hazel-Rah)
How about reviewing PINK FLAMINGOS? Please Mr.Cranky? (Mister_Hoobody)
Mia: I've met Lassie too. (Bernard_Shakey)
- are you sure you got to meet "her"? (mia_wallace)
- Re: I've met Lassie too. (Bernard_Shakey)
- There's a picture of Lassie on the Crankyland Pic Page! (MegaMan)
- Politicians I've met (Ken_Kaminski)
- Who HASN'T met Lassie? (Wulfgar)
- i've met some porn stars too (mia_wallace)
- I met some WWF wrestlers... (Wulfgar)
- Sly... very sly, Bernard. (skilly)
- Dammit! Skilly (Bernard_Shakey)
A big problem with this movie (Mr-Mucus)
- "been" (nt) (Mr-Mucus)
- And, hopefully... (badmonkey)
- What? Are you forgetting her performance in "Cherry 2000"?!? :) (nt) (Theodoric)
- I liked her performance in Working Girl... (MAYORBOB)
- Check out... (Wulfgar)
- Don't forget Holly in Body Double... (TheGodmother)
- She impressed me in (Pat-The-Bunny)
- I agree with you P-T-B I liked Lolita a lot.... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Re: A big problem with this movie (Parker)
'inema terrorists' The nitpicking (JabBerwoCk)
- Even worse (badmonkey)
- Must be Cranky shorthand for... (MAYORBOB)
- Their theme song (Beast)
Demented... (Edgar_Britt)
- But it takes a REAL nut job... (TheWreck)
- I'm Hazel-Rah, not a hazelnut! (Hazel-Rah)
- Nutbars... (The_Knight_After)
- ! (Mad-Ness_Monster)

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