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I know you will be tempted to use your guns on HERETICS! in order to make them CONFESS and/or REPENT!!!!! Recently Cardinal_Crip suggested we get on our CardinalCycles and motor past the houses of HERETICS! blasting them with our Nines. JP II, however, pointed out several flaws in this method of converting HERETICS!!!!
1. If you kill the HERETICS! they won't CONFESS and/or REPENT, no matter how nice you are to them!!!! I know; I once did a very important personal favor for a dead HERETIC! and the HERETIC's deadness rendered him immune to the tortures of my kindness. Even a formidable rack like yours, skilly, cannot coax a CONFESSion or REPENTance from a dead HERETIC!
2. God does not approve of this method of converting HERETICS! JP II pointed out the relevant passage from the "Lost Gospel" -- "Yea, verily thou shalt not condemn the HERETIC to the righteous hails of your gunfire; For in that moment shall the Lord of Host pull out his AK and bust several Holy caps in your ass, be-atch" The Lost Gospel of Pookie as revealed by O.G. Purvis.
CONFESS! REPENT!
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