Celebrity Mr. Cranky's rating:
The sick thing is that Kenneth Branagh, who plays a journalist namedLee Simon, doesn't just play Woody Allen -- he impersonates him right down
to the stuttering and the nervous hand gesturing. I wouldn't be
surprised to hear that he slept with his own adopted stepdaughter just
to nail the part.
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Leo De-Crap-rio (Beelzebubba)
This movie was good for about 20 minutes. (hollywoodbrat)
Sniff... sniff... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
Re: The freakin old loser who insulted Leo and called me Lassie (hollywoodbrat)
I saw Leo in Titanic (Namagomi)
Giggling... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
she's probably in Leo's fandemo; y'know... (Wulfgar010)
OR... (Wulfgar010)
The weirdo who's name sounds like Tamagotchi (hollywoodbrat)
Wulfgar the loser (hollywoodbrat)
My name is Namagomi (Namagomi)
Oooo, FEISTY... (Wulfgar010)
I still think it sounds like Tamagotchi (hollywoodbrat)
where the hell is Baffin Island? (hollywoodbrat)
DEAR 'BRAT... (Wulfgar010)
I live to make you unhappy Wulfgar! (hollywoodbrat)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... (Wulfgar010)
Hey Loser, I'm back (Namagomi)
I hate puffy birds and stupid sports!!!!!!! (hollywoodbrat)
What on Earth is a Namagomi chan??????? (hollywoodbrat)
'brat, my ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!! you're back... (Wulfgar010)
I don't need your sweet loving!! (hollywoodbrat)
Aww, wittle Leo-wover thinks he/she/it's smart now. (Namagomi)
Nama-Chan, I'm not GAY or nothing... (Wulfgar010)
I"m soooo scared (hollywoodbrat)
You must be gay (hollywoodbrat)
I have a normal name, (Namagomi)
if everyone posted under a "normal" name... (Wulfgar010)
Tamagotchi chan sux (hollywoodbrat)
Re: Wulfgar you are SOOOOO stupid (hollywoodbrat)
OH, 'brat... (Wulfgar010)
Dammit (Namagomi)
'gar you turn me off!!! (hollywoodbrat)
Who on earth is tamagotchi??? (hollywoodbrat)
LOL!~O~!!!!!~o~!!!!!!!!!!!!~O~!!!!!~^~!!!<NT> (Wulfgar010)
They're actually puffins (Namagomi)
Oh, 'bratgirl... (Wulfgar010)
Shut up about Tamagotchi the freakin loser!!!! (hollywoodbrat)
hey 'gar...you could be the puffy bird king!!! (hollywoodbrat)
And Nama-tuna-chan can be the puffy bird servant.... (hollywoodbrat)
*Puts Nitro-Glyecerin in the Puffins' drinks, causing them to explode* (Namagomi)
Nama-tuna-chan, you are a sick demented person who should be locked up!! (hollywoodbrat)
RAOTFLMAO (Wulfgar010)
No clones could replace my puffy birds!!! (hollywoodbrat)
*Maniacal laughter* (Namagomi)
Re: The "Puffin Re-Location Proposal" (Wulfgar010)
You people are sick! (hollywoodbrat)
Well, if you'd let me... (Wulfgar010)
Tuna don't fly. (ArthurTheTalkingPumpkin)
I don't have tuna.... (Namagomi)
Cute li'l "jellyfish", too... (Wulfgar010)
Jellyfish don't fly (ArthurTheTalkingPumpkin)
NOw, this is where you're wrong. (Namagomi)
Nama-tuna-chan is gross (hollywoodbrat)
'brat, what you need... (Wulfgar010)
I must say... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
Don't be discounting the puffins, now... (Wulfgar010)
WHya re we fighting again? (Namagomi)
Does it MATTER, Nama-Chan...? (Wulfgar010)
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Best Picture (Marion)
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Closing line quiz (Zorro)
Could you think of a single Woody Allen film... (Mr_Empirical)
reviews (GeNiOuS)
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Best and Worst of Branagh (Foamy_the_rabid_dog)
I thought Mr Cranky was really very mild (roo)
All right, you guys, let's get DOWN! And BTW, Mr. C... (Bluestocking)
Really, really brief review . . . (Hairhead)
Branagh isn't the first UK actor to impersonate Woody (Zorro)
Anyone looking for an intelligent conversation? (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
It's a miracle... <dyn> (mr_streamofconsciousness)
What the hell does " (nt) " mean? (kimo)
Firsties again! (Siren)
Enjoy what exactly? (nt) (Veruca_Salt)
One always remembers (Junk_Yard_Dog)
DAMN, lass... (Wulfgar010)
You're all over the place, Siren (Lionel_Cosgrove)
Lionel... (Namagomi)
Re: Firsties again! (SaNdLeRgrrrL)
My ass doesn't really eat people... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
dog pile (Foamy_the_rabid_dog)
rabbit pile (Veruca_Salt)
Down on the corner, out in the street (Namagomi)
Mothers.... TELL YOUR children.... NOT TO DOOOOO WHAT i have done..... (Drew_Atreides)
Ack! Cat fumes! (Namagomi)
Sha-na na na, na na, na na, na na.... (Veruca_Salt)
THe world has turned, and left me here. (Namagomi)
Do a Deer.. a FEMALE deer... RE... a drop of golden SUUUUun... (Drew_Atreides)
ME, a name I call myself, FA, a long long way to run (Namagomi)
SO, a needle pulling thread. LA, the note that follows SO (Namagomi)
TI, a meal I eat at four, DO, it's used for making bread (Namagomi)
Oh, I can't believe, we're on the eve of... (Junk_Yard_Dog)
The look, the feel of bottomsies... (Veruca_Salt)
Oh I wish (Namagomi)
I like hotdogs (Junk_Yard_Dog)
I don't like hot dogs, (Namagomi)
Alka Seltzer to the REEEEEEscue! (Drew_Atreides)
B-b-b-b-b-ottomsies (Veruca_Salt)
As childish as it is, I'm afraid not (Mancunian_Movie_Mogul)
A new player! (Lionel_Cosgrove)
Oi! MMM, (Namagomi)
Come the bloody morning after (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Crank (Namagomi)
When I was young (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Give a Reason (Namagomi)
Sitting here like uninvited company... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
"Una Paloma Blanca... (Wulfgar010)
Bad French (Namagomi)
I just want my life... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
A post in trailerparkesse (Junk_Yard_Dog)
MAINESPEAK... (Wulfgar010)
A bottomsies post in New Yorkese (Namagomi)
I had a new york cabby get into an argument with a cop.. (Drew_Atreides)
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease (Wargasm)
I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my... (Wulfgar010)
Oh, beautiful, for spacious skies (Junk_Yard_Dog)
sit on... (Wulfgar010)
Oh, Namagomi... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
OOPS! I forgot to say BOTTOMSIES! (Lionel_Cosgrove)
She drives me Craaaazy.. OH OOOOOoh (Drew_Atreides)
I got a monkey on my back (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Why i'm just going to have to... (Drew_Atreides)
Since my last post didn't show up (Namagomi)
Nobody in Bermuda knows how to drive (Junk_Yard_Dog)
I got a brand new pair of Roller Skates (Wargasm)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of Water.. (Drew_Atreides)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (Drew_Atreides)
I'm gonna keep on keep on........ (pRoDiGy)
Dancing in the moonlight (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Taxis in Bermuda (Namagomi)
Put another nickel in, in the Nickelodeon (Wargasm)
A dime a dance (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Moneys for Nothun'... (Drew_Atreides)
Talkin' shit all night (Lionel_Cosgrove)
...in the Quick of the Night, they reach for thei moment, and try to... (Wulfgar010)
Holy shit! (Lionel_Cosgrove)
My posts don't show up (Namagomi)
Get your kicks (Junk_Yard_Dog)
I WANT my... I WANT my.. I WANT my (Drew_Atreides)
We're fugitives? (Namagomi)
So I ride...Like the wind (Wargasm)
Born to be wild (Junk_Yard_Dog)
She's a Wild One (Wargasm)
Anyone who posts after this (Pvt_Gump)
Oh boy... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
What the hell is going on here? (Pvt_Gump)
Oh, come on Gump... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
Hey Chump, (Namagomi)
Thats a funny one Nangominomoshitforbrains (Pvt_Gump)
Gump (Namagomi)
Well Nanamoron, how about this (Pvt_Gump)
So Namagomi, you want to know why you are on my shit list (Pvt_Gump)
I'm all for peace (Namagomi)
One other thing (Namagomi)
Im turning over a new leaf (Pvt_Gump)
yeah, right... (Wulfgar010)
I have one thing to say (Lionel_Cosgrove)
I agree (Namagomi)
when you turn over a new leaf... (Wulfgar010)
That's when you turn over a rock (Namagomi)
Leaf, Rock... (Wulfgar010)
Had fingers in my eyes... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
Load 16 tons, an whattaya get? another day older and... (Wulfgar010)
Say it ain't so.... (Namagomi)
people are strange, when yer a stranger, faces look ugly... (Wulfgar010)
Timmy created a monster (Junk_Yard_Dog)
...timothy leary's dead... (Wulfgar010)
Timmy is not dead. (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Nexus, schmexus... (Wulfgar010)
He's in the nexus? (Namagomi)
I see... (Wulfgar010)
Ooops...BOTTOMSIES!!!!!!!!!!!<NT> (Wulfgar010)
I'm all lost in the supermarket (Lionel_Cosgrove)
...the employee has carefully read an considered the provisions in this... (Wulfgar010)
We got bottomsies, I've got all my minions with me (Namagomi)
*takes out jellyfish-stun bomb, arms it, launches...* (Wulfgar010)
BOTTOMSIES!!! MINE!!! (diablo_ratchet)
I beg to differ (Hannibal_Lecter)
Ah I think you'll find you're mistaken (Nathan_Jr)
No, I do (Poor_College_Boy)
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