I can hardly believe that the strongest selling point of a Woody Allen movie would be the cleavage or legs of the women he bafflingly manages to star in his films with him. I have always been interested in his movies because of amazing consistency in wooing women 50 years younger than him into the sack. I figure, if he can do it, I should be able to woo women my own age into the sack, right? And how better to learn how to do this than to expose myself to the 90+ minutes of tedious whining and egoism of an unattractive rich filmmaker?
I'm sooooooooo impressed that Woody (w/Viagra sold separately) can wed women not old enough to drink alcohol. I'm sooooooooo sure they marry him just for being him. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that he's rich and will get them a role in a big-time movie.
So, realistically, in this country, who better to admire and observe, as far as "celebrities" go?
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