12/02/1998: LEO WiLL BE THE NEXT MARLON BRANDO-kinda

Posted By: Mikurtis


I hear Leo Stickboy is trying to lose 25 pounds for his upcoming movie "The Beach". At first, I thought, "God, if he loses that much weight, there will be no Stickboy left." His agent or someone who works for him said that he gained a few pounds after a knee injury that kept him basically inactive.

Well, I saw news footage of Leo at some premiere---not sure if it was the premiere of "Celebrity"---but all I can say is that if he keeps it up, he'll be the next Marlon Brando (maybe not as good an actor as Marlon but talent's not what I'm comparing today). Stickboy was wearing clothes that seemed baggy---that could be a pathetic cover-up for a weight problem. But the real tell-tale sign: Leo's many extra chins! Check it out. Soon, we'll have to call him Leolardo.

I swear, he now makes Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky look like that Clarista Flockhart (or whatever her name is) from Alley McBeal!!!!!


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