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The Cell

Mr. Cranky's rating:
3 Bombs

Naturally, our friends in the special effects department are quick to showcase their greatest talent: pissing digital effects all over the story.

Scary Movie

Which is the Scariest Film?

The Cell
Blair Witch Project
The Exorcist
Alien
Halloween
Friday the 13th
Scream
Silence of the Lambs
Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Current Results

Was it really that bad?
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Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
J. Lo cannot act! leftiebabe
Jen's ass (yeti)
- Re: Jen's ass (PeteO)
- Re: Jen's ass grendude
I came to R-rated Jennifer Lopez to see her boobies.... (Vengefulfilmfan)
- Re: I came to R-rated Jennifer Lopez to see her boobies.... (PeteO)
- Re: I came to R-rated Jennifer Lopez to see her boobies.... (Vengefulfilmfan)
- Re: I came to R-rated Jennifer Lopez to see her boobies.... (PeteO)
Serge van Kache (AbsintheMindedProfessor)
*_* (Usagi2)
"The Cell" from a letter to Time-Warner (musica)
- Well first things first. (Conqueror)
- Re: the cell (Spamdaddy)
- Re: (Harlaquin)
- HELO CAPALERT (Alterwolf)
The Cell (larenae)
- Re: The Cell (--Enigmatic--)
This movie..... (symurgh)
- Re: This movie..... (--Enigmatic--)
I liked it. (Awanks)
- The movie sucked, you wanker! (Throwing_Mucus)
My ideas for new reality shows. Do you have any? (Gervase_is_cool)
- I really like the "White Room" idea <NT> I name this planet Trumania (Mad-Ness)
Any atheists who visit this site are skating on thin ice... (MAYORBOB)
- Not just atheists, but agnostics, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Bahai, Wiccans.... (Illinois_Stan)
- Alpan sighs and shakes head (Alpan)
- Not nearly as stupid and possibly dangerous as this site: (The_Great_Shmaltzo)
- I can figure skate triple sixes. (quibbler)
now i feel kind of bad. am i alltogether there? (mia_wallace)
- another thing (mia_wallace)
- Yes. (Pat-The-Bunny)
- mia (Illinois_Stan)
- stan (mia_wallace)
- when i become a doctor (mia_wallace)
- You favor plastic, eh? (quibbler)
- Oh, mia, of course you're weird (Alpan)
- weirdness is good. You don't want to be a sheep. (The_Great_Shmaltzo)
My review (SPOILERS INCLUDED!!!) (TheWreck)
- Re: And the biggest crime perpetrated.. (TheJudge)
- Re: My review (SPOILERS INCLUDED!!!) (john_willie)
- Re: My review (SPOILERS INCLUDED!!!) (onutz)
Hhm, mail from Crankyland - danger? (Karen_G)
- Umm........Karen........? (Violet_Beauregarde)
- The last one (Benny_Hanna)
- No, it was a totally normal like name (Karen_G)
- Oh, okay. (Violet_Beauregarde)
- That doesn't sound good (Karen_G)
- boy, that sounds creepy (mia_wallace)
- Re: Hhm, mail from Crankyland - danger? (badmonkey)
- Yeah, he did... (Violet_Beauregarde)
- YES!!!!!!, Voilet, YES!!!!! YES!!!!!! yES!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!! yES!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- coughhackgrundlecoughcough (The_Great_Shmaltzo)
- Re: Hhm, mail from Crankyland - danger? (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
how the hell can you all vote The Exorcist as the scariest?? (DMagic)
- I agree, I vote for Phantasm. (MegaMan)
- Your mother knits socks in hell!!! (Illinois_Stan)
- william freidkin, the guy who directed the exorsist (mia_wallace)
- The scariest movie isn't even listed. (MAYORBOB)
- no way, the scariest movie ever: (mia_wallace)
- The REAL scariest movie ever: (Maniac-Cop)
- No, no, no...the realiest scary movie of all time (badmonkey)
- Scary is subjective (PenGwen)
- Re: how the hell can you all vote The Exorcist as the scariest?? (larenae)
Greg from Survivor is my personal hero. (speaker4dead)
- Greg was my favorite. (Pseudonym)
- I also thought that Greg's final question was the best. (MAYORBOB)
YO YO YO shieeet Richard da tightest HOMO on SURVIVOR wins, SHIEEEETT. (John_Doe)
- Hi, Conqueror! (Theodoric)
- It's possible a "homo" will win the Cranky Survivor too (Benny_Hanna)
- A "white honkey"... (Wulfgar)
TWEEP, Verucuda, Mea Wallase, DDMajic...SPICE GIRLS 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- mr wonderful, you could be old spice (mia_wallace)
- sorry (DMagic)
- i'm sorry (mia_wallace)
Well, I started school today... (Eamon_J_Doyle)
- What's IMP 3? (grundle)
- Wow, I don't start classes until after Labor Day (Hazel-Rah)
- Re: IMP (Ricardo_Montalban)
- Re: Well, I started school today... (Alpan)
Who is tha Crackyland SLUTT??????????? (Mr_Wonderful)
- it's you, mr. wonderful (mia_wallace)
- that's an easy one, babe (DMagic)
- great minds think alike (mia_wallace)
- Well, it isn't me! (Theodoric)
- Err... (Theodoric)
What movie was Ebert watching? (TheJudge)
- U IDDiott!!!!! Egbert is a fat dork!!!! Lisstenm 2 Mr. Cracky instedd!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- Um, Mr_W... (Eamon_J_Doyle)
- Its spesial showing 4 crittics, Deamon Dorkyle!!..Mr. Cracky gets hookers!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- Um, Eamon (Edgar_Britt)
Men in government housing project order to pee sitting down. (0b1knob)
- I usually pee sitting down. (Critico)
- Newsflash (skilly)
- skilly The reason is (llamasex)
- Well that's weird..... (grundle)
- Or... (skilly)
- grundle, skilly, Critico... (Wulfgar)
- Re: Men in government housing project order to pee sitting down. (Daniel-slav)
- Hey, maybe now... (Hazel-Rah)
- Y'know in some Asian countries (Theodoric)
- It's like that in the Mid-East too... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- A doctor friend once told me (Edgar_Britt)
- This thread is a veritable crankyland classic (X-MAN)
- My only question is where is Glutes? (STG-58)
- I have to pee! :P <nt> (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Edgar... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- Red Army discovers flush toilets ca 1945. (0b1knob)
- Re: Men in government housing project order to pee sitting down. (Sweetcocoa73)
- Re: Men in government housing project order to pee sitting down. Andrew Strand
Serial killers: urban myth or what? (0b1knob)
- Just to name a few: (MAYORBOB)
- Don't forget: (Bickle)
- Screw Time-Life... (skilly)
- Henry Lee Lucas... (Wulfgar)
- i wonder how hard it would be to become a serial killer (mia_wallace)
- Hey, you forgot Clifford Olson . . (Hairhead)
- You also forgot . . (Hairhead)
- Hairhead: (Bickle)
- Fun Fact 2: (Bickle)
- Or... (speaker4dead)
- Ob1knob: kidding, stupid, or what? (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- Jeeze, Obi... (Bickle)
- How can you forget William Suff (Benny_Hanna)
- Harvey Glackman (Bickle)
- Richard Speck (Mr-Mucus)
- You suck, Mucus. (Bickle)
- I just rememberd the name, fickle Bickle (Mr-Mucus)
- English is not my first language (Mr-Mucus)
- You guys failed to mention the Godfucker of them all... (skilly)
- Jack the Ripper may have been more than one person (Mikurtis)
- Who's Ed Gein? (Mikurtis)
- Mucus... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- Ed Gein (Theodoric)
- Plainfield's own...Ed Gein! (Bickle)
- Mikurtis... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- Oh, yeah, I saw a show about him on TV... (Mikurtis)
- Erzebet Bathory (1540-?) (Mikurtis)
- It must have worked (Benny_Hanna)
- Well last year there was a homeless nameless guy in Venezuela (Critico)
- Oh, and two more. (MAYORBOB)
- Reason males probably taste better than females (Mikurtis)
- Okay, let's test that theory... (skilly)
- Skilly, eat you? (Mikurtis)
- Re: urban myth or what? (Gein-Obsessed)
- Re: urban myth or what? thechad
- Re: urban myth or what? girlbear_2922
Your views on the upcoming "Harry Potter" movie cast so far: shut up I know I know (JabBerwoCk)
- No... (STG-58)
- I adore silk (Karen_G)
- A hoomosexual? (Mr-Mucus)
- Tim Roth would make a good Snape. (Motherfucker)
- The three principals look perfect (Alpan)
- McGonagall and other casting rumors... (PenGwen)
"BARBIE'S NIGHTMARE OF A DREAM CELL" the latest horror movie starring dolls (Mikurtis)
Final 'Survivor' bets - place them here (Veruca_Salt)
- I did it! (Drew_Atreides)
- Too close to call... (Morrison_Hotel)
- I say it's going to be... (MAYORBOB)
- Well, since the original rumor had Gervase winning it... (TheGodmother)
- Drew (llamasex)
- 39 Times the Pain (Throwing_Muses)
- who gives a crap?!*<) (quibbler)
- Re: Final 'Survivor' bets - place them here (Miss_Understood)
- I'll go with Richard Two Women Escaping in a (Phonebooth)
- If people were cool, Rudy would win... (skilly)
- By the sounds of things, it's not a popularity contest.. (Drew_Atreides)
- Hey: (Lil_Round_Top)
- Drew (skilly)
- Another prediction: (Lil_Round_Top)
- Congratulations, LRT! (skilly)
- I agree with you skilly (Lil_Round_Top)
- I just thought I'd give you a gentle ribbing... (skilly)
- I agree with you skilly (Lil_Round_Top)
- I'd thank you for speaking from the heart... (skilly)
- I agree with you skilly (Lil_Round_Top)
- Sure it's fun, because you've got the easy part... (skilly)
- I agree with you skilly (Lil_Round_Top)
- Sorry to have to cut this short... (skilly)
- I agree with you skilly -- (Lil_Round_Top)
- I vote for Richard <nt> (Geodesy)
- I'd like to see Richard win (Veruca_Salt)
- Guess what, Drew?! (jen)
- My prediction: Kelly. (Eamon_J_Doyle)
- oooooooh! It's Rich vs Kelly in SURVIVOR SMACKDOWN!!! (Geodesy)
Reckon why there are only 539 Gigabytes on Napster right now? (Ricardo_Montalban)
- chairs on fire (llamasex)
- Yeah it's the server (Veruca_Salt)
- Oh Napster is wonderful.. (Drew_Atreides)
- If NAPSTER was a woman I would make love to her 24/7. the napster-addic (JabBerwoCk)
Here's a little weirdness poll (MAYORBOB)
- BTW, I scored a 21 (MAYORBOB)
- 25 (Redundancies)
- Uuuhh.... (badmonkey)
- 33 (Critico)
- 35 (SavageWombat)
- Shit! (Shakesmear)
- Snerk! Blerm! (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Two ducks (Throwing_Muses)
- Tridek kvin. (Illinois_Stan)
- mayorbob mayorbob! i got a 76! (mia_wallace)
- and yes! i want to go to all those other places too (mia_wallace)
- 28 - only slightly deranged (Karen_G)
- Mia? (SavageWombat)
- 54 (skilly)
- 60.. I demand a recount.. I'm really not THAT strange The oddball (JabBerwoCk)
- Well, I got a 41 (Hairhead)
- YOU FREAKS!!!!!! (Lil_Round_Top)
- Hmmm, only a 50... (Wulfgar)
- 16 (Geodesy)
- geo (mia_wallace)
- I got a 23 (nt) (Eamon_J_Doyle)
- 23? (SavageWombat)
- Re: Here's a little weirdness poll (PenGwen)
- Grelp erp hark! (This test is biased!) (Hazel-Rah)
- Re: Here's a little weirdness poll (Onyx)
FUN POLL!!! (Eamon_J_Doyle)
- Fun Answers (Pseudonym)
- Re: FUN POLL!!! (Illinois_Stan)
- Answers (Karen_G)
- Re: FUN POLL!!! (MAYORBOB)
- No Fun Answers (Redundancies)
- Re: FUN POLL!!! (Critico)
- Oh, my GOD! ANSWERS!!!! ANSWERS!!!! (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Cell your Poll (Throwing_Muses)
- SUPER SUMMER FUN POLL!!! (Mr-Mucus)
- Fun, fun, fun til her daddy takes the T-Bird away... (Morrison_Hotel)
- Re: FUN POLL!!! (Toady)
- Well, at least my polls always get responses... (Eamon_J_Doyle)
- Way to suck up, you shameless spammer you. (The_Redundant_One)
You guys are gonna hate me for this, (badmonkey)
- I thought Episode I was the Star Wars Gangsta Rap Movie. (MAYORBOB)
- That one's been voted #1 of all time at Newgrounds (Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL)
- Re: You guys are gonna hate me for this, (VoxLumania)
FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET! YOU STUPID, FUCKING BITCH ! ! ! (quibbler)
- I think someone else in this forum put it best: (Redundancies)
- I don't think that the toilet.. (Drew_Atreides)
- Connect the toilet plumbing back to the shower. (quibbler)
- they tried to include the audience too. (quibbler)
- It's hard to second guess the movie. (quibbler)
- Hey, last time I checked, The toilet fills up with water after flushing... (Gervase_is_cool)
- If you're trying to be funny ... (quibbler)
- Re: flushing the toilet... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- uh, quibbler... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- yes, ringo. what else would you do with a movie besides watch it? (quibbler)
- UUUMMM, no. I AM RIGHT... (Gervase_is_cool)
- oh, and I AM NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY... (Gervase_is_cool)
- Actually... (Redundancies)
- I can dump hundreds of gallons down my toilet. (quibbler)
- I ain't no plumber, but... (quibbler)
- Re: FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET! YOU STUPID, FUCKING BITCH ! ! ! (car30)
- quibbler... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- water seems to have come from both sources. (quibbler)
- You always over-engineer. (quibbler)
- Right on, Redun. (quibbler)
- She would die sooner or later anyway,so shut the fuckupI don't fucking care (Gervase_is_cool)
- But she didn't die (quibbler)
- By the way Gervase ... (quibbler)
- By the way, quibbler... (Gervase_is_cool)
- Re: FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET! YOU STUPID, FUCKING BITCH ! ! ! (bonniemc)
mia (assuming you're a woman) (Dr_Salami)
- why? does that bother you? (mia_wallace)
- mia (Dr_Salami)
- i'm not bitchy please elaborate on your idea of bitchy (mia_wallace)
- or perhaps you're calling me a bitch because you're jealous (mia_wallace)
- mia (Dr_Salami)
I figured it out, grundle! (ShadowEmperor)
- ShadowEmperor (grundle)
- one more thing....... (grundle)
- You're missing the point. (Redundancies)
- yes I want more money! (STG-58)
- When you elect me President in 2008... (Badtz_Maru)
- STG (Redundancies)
New handle (ShadowEmperor)
- Well God-Damn it if you're not a Shadow Emperor. (Knife-the-Nick)
- I have no idea what that means. (Redundancies)
Anne Heche, Ellen Degeneres break up. (0b1knob)
- Shouldn't this be in the Cheerleader forum? <nt> (SavageWombat)
Anyone else have the misfortune of seeing 'Bless the Child'? (Badtz_Maru)
- Kim Basigner is the sign of Doom, Badtz! (Drew_Atreides)
- It disturbs me that she actually at one time won an oscar! (Gervase_is_cool)
EIGHT SIGNS YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO AT WORK (Critico)
- I like #8 best (Karen_G)
- A few more: (MAYORBOB)
- signs of productivity (Edgar_Britt)
- Dear Karen (Critico)
This movie reminded me of 'Dreamscape' (Badtz_Maru)
- you know I had the same thought too.. (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Come on MEB Vince is a hottie (Critico)
- Critico... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- Vince Mazzy

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