Central Station
Mr. Cranky's rating:
This film's version of death is theemotional equivalent of the director slipping some cinematic roofies
into your four-dollar Coca-Cola.
Who the hell knows why people are getting so worked up over "Central Station"? This Brazilian film, directed by Walter Salles Jr.,
takes a cute kid and runs his mother over with a bus. That's not an
action that warrants acclaim; it's one that warrants about 1,200
hours of community service in an orange jumper.
This is just more proof that people are incapable of separating fantasy
from reality: One need not muster the same level concern for a boy whose
mother is killed in a film as for a boy whose mother is
killed in real life. This film's version of death is the emotional
equivalent of the director slipping some cinematic roofies into your
four-dollar Coca-Cola.
In "Central Station," the relationship between young Josue (Vinicius de
Oliveira) and old Dora (Fernanda Montengro) is formed by the Cinematic
Law of Juvenile Compassion which states that whenever a young person is
the victim of a tragedy, some crusty geezer must reluctantly befriend
said child and eventually learn to love him or her. You might as well have
called this movie "Kolya Station" or "All Aboard Gloria," to cite just
two "geriatric saves child" films out of about a hundred thousand.
And just because I got to see a side of Brazil I hadn't seen before
doesn't mean I'm going to overlook a story full of clichés. I
mean, I love Carnival, Brazil nuts and Pelé as much as the next guy, but
a poor, desolate countryside looks just about the same no matter what
country you're in.
Was it really that bad?
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Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
Central Station (the-bigoted-critic)
I'm astonished at your insensitivity (marcio)
Just a few comments (drika)
A "Let's pump some testosterone into this forum" Poll.. (Drew_Atreides)
Fernanda's just great!!! (2trash4U)
Anyone else surprised that Ms. Montengro got an Oscar nod? (NT) (Lionel_Cosgrove)
AAAHHH!! (_Elizabeth_)
Re: AAAHHH!! (Masterless)
Hi gang! What's going on? <nt> (SayGoodbye2Hollywood)
What a pleasure (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Re: JYD (SayGoodbye2Hollywood)
Wellnow... (Nick-The-Knife)
Re: AAAHHH!! (Mr-Mucus)
Re: AAAHHH!! (pRoDiGy)
The Breakfast Club (mendo)
Somewhere under the rainbow (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Midnight Express (mendo)
Bottomsies... (Eamon_J_Doyle)
BOTTOMSIES (Ivan_Leopold)
In the memory of Timmy (Junk_Yard_Dog)
NOooooooooOOO!! (_Elizabeth_)
Damnit, Elizabeth (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Damnit, Junk Yark Dog (_Elizabeth_)
Gee... (Eamon_J_Doyle)
EAAMMOONNN!!!!!!! (_Elizabeth_)
Damnit, Junk YARD Dog!! (_Elizabeth_)
BOTTOMSIES (Ivan_Leopold)
no... (_Elizabeth_)
Liz and Ivan (Junk_Yard_Dog)
grrr...<nt> (_Elizabeth_)
BOTTOMSIES (Ivan_Leopold)
Ivan, what the hell are you talking about? (_Elizabeth_)
YUP!!! (Junk_Yard_Dog)
BOTTOMSIES! (Ivan_Leopold)
nope (_Elizabeth_)
Poor, Lizzie (Junk_Yard_Dog)
BOTTOMSIES (Ivan_Leopold)
but like a weed... (_Elizabeth_)
How Quaint... (Ivan_Leopold)
boring movie review, i guess (Masterless)
Feh... (Wulfgar010)
Me thinks the Klingon doesth protest too much (Junk_Yard_Dog)
It is quaint isn't it?? (_Elizabeth_)
tee hee (mendo)
O well, I tried... (mendo)
... (_Elizabeth_)
You make me smile, E... (mendo)
glad you appreciate it ^_^ (_Elizabeth_)
aaaahhhhhh, lassie... (Wulfgar010)
In the end (Junk_Yard_Dog)
You keep away.. (_Elizabeth_)
BOTTOMSIES (Ivan_Leopold)
>:) (_Elizabeth_)
Sorry, chica... (Wulfgar010)
Know your role! (Ivan_Leopold)
kiss... (_Elizabeth_)
LOVE... (mendo)
you all can... (timleary)
not when... (_Elizabeth_)
Where did the TITANIC end up??? (mendo)
..at the bottom of the sea... (_Elizabeth_)
Looking up at... (Wulfgar010)
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? (_Elizabeth_)
Crankyland has varied levels of entertainment... (mendo)
Well... (Wulfgar010)
"BASEMENT!! you got yer lingerie, yer got yer underoos, yer got yer pants." (Drew_Atreides)
I just wish Eamon would learn (Junk_Yard_Dog)
feel the sting of my full faux shotokan beatdown!! (_Elizabeth_)
Well... (Wulfgar010)
sneaking in quietly.... tip toe... tippy toe... (mendo)
diesky ^_^ (_Elizabeth_)
_ELIZABETH_ YOU HAVE JUST WON A BAZILLION DOLLARS!!! (mendo)
Goody!!! (_Elizabeth_)
wait...no.... (_Elizabeth_)
How annoying... (mendo)
I just hate it when.... (_Elizabeth_)
Liz (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Haha! (_Elizabeth_)
Your lost Lizzie (Junk_Yard_Dog)
no way! I'm not beaten that easily.. (_Elizabeth_)
Well, young lady (Junk_Yard_Dog)
who said anything about a gunfight?? (_Elizabeth_)
Well... (Junk_Yard_Dog)
ha.. (_Elizabeth_)
Simply put... (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Simply put.... (_Elizabeth_)
Has anybody else noticed (Junk_Yard_Dog)
That IS odd... (_Elizabeth_)
Liz (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Junk... (_Elizabeth_)
Lizzie (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Junky... (_Elizabeth_)
Elizabeth (Junk_Yard_Dog)
YO _Elizabeth_... (mendo)
I'm on needles and pins (Junk_Yard_Dog)
why I outta.... (_Elizabeth_)
You really hang your head to... (Junk_Yard_Dog)
doh (_Elizabeth_)
Liz, I would have expected you to say (Junk_Yard_Dog)
annndd how! (_Elizabeth_)
So I guess (Junk_Yard_Dog)
pork rinds??? (_Elizabeth_)
High? (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Junk Yard... (_Elizabeth_)
Liz (Junk_Yard_Dog)
BOTTOMSIES!! (_Elizabeth_)
mine always works (timleary)
HAH!! here you are _Elizabeth_... (mendo)
mendo (timleary)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH..... (mendo)
eh? (_Elizabeth_)
Hi _Elizabeth_ hope your Spring Break is fun.. (mendo)
the bottomsies wars (timleary)
war? (_Elizabeth_)
Hi, gang... just got off work... (mendo)
Beth (Junk_Yard_Dog)
hmmmmm.... (_Elizabeth_)
P.S. (_Elizabeth_)
Well, enough with this sympathy thing... (mendo)
Actually, Mendo (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Doh! (_Elizabeth_)
_Elizabeth_ (mendo)
Kicky skaggs! (_Elizabeth_)
you noticed... my handicap *sob*... (mendo)
Obviously, Lizzie (Junk_Yard_Dog)
come back... come back... (mendo)
:) (_Elizabeth_)
this means... (_Elizabeth_)
AAAHHH, yes (Junk_Yard_Dog)
AHH you dog.. looks like we'll have to fight to the finisn (mendo)
I resent those BOTTOMSIES (_Elizabeth_)
*SOB*... _Elizabeth_, you mean I can never... (mendo)
mendo... (_Elizabeth_)
need clarification... (mendo)
need medication... (mendo)
mendo.. (_Elizabeth_)
ggggrrrrrrrrr... this is a perfect example of something... (mendo)
Mendo (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Well, THAT didn't make any sense... (_Elizabeth_)
Lizzie is a bigger dork (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Dork-A-Rama (mendo)
Re: AAAHHH!! (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Bakas! (_Elizabeth_)
Liz is a liar (Junk_Yard_Dog)
now, now, children, you must stop this bickling... (mendo)
Oh, Mendo, you're sooo goofy (_Elizabeth_)
Hey Cousin Clem... whatcha doin'... (mendo)
A funny thing.. (_Elizabeth_)
_Elizabeth_ email me immediately please (mendo)
See what happens (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Boo Hoo, oh Boo Hoo Hoo Hoo... *wimper* (mendo)
UUuuhh.... (_Elizabeth_)
thunder (mendo)
It's been awhile... (_Elizabeth_)
Lizzie (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Damn... it hurts my neck peering around JYD's... (mendo)
JYD... (_Elizabeth_)
I am shocked and dismayed (Junk_Yard_Dog)
D'oh (_Elizabeth_)
Did I miss a question? (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Duh! ^_^ (_Elizabeth_)
oh, by the way... (_Elizabeth_)
Probably someday (Junk_Yard_Dog)
I have one more question.... (_Elizabeth_)
Interesting (Junk_Yard_Dog)
d-oh (_Elizabeth_)
elizabeth (timleary)
of course (timleary)
Tim... (_Elizabeth_)
obviously, elizabeth (timleary)
I'm back... (mendo)
WWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH... (mendo)
mendo... (_Elizabeth_)
I'm late. I'm late. (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Junk Yard! (_Elizabeth_)
BOTTOMSIES EMERGENCY!!! (mendo)
Lizzie and Mendo (Junk_Yard_Dog)
JYD... (mendo)
Bottomsies!! (_Elizabeth_)
But not for long, _Elizabeth_... (mendo)
Yo, JYD... if I do 100 Hail timmys... (mendo)
Mendo, you must remember (Junk_Yard_Dog)
O.K. JYD... (mendo)
uumm.....bottomsies?? (_Elizabeth_)
Liz (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Not so fast, you two... (mendo)
It was a dark and stormy night... (usual_suspect)
A police sweep netted all the usual suspects (Junk_Yard_Dog)
HUH!?! (_Elizabeth_)
Where did what come from? (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Careful, gang... don't get too close to JYD... (mendo)
Mendo, did you get a transfusion from sOcette? (Junk_Yard_Dog)
mendo mulls over this latest developement... (mendo)
Re: AAAHHH!! (pRoDiGy)
Welcome to "Central Station" pRoDiGy... (mendo)
That should sat "Welcome back to Central Station..." (mendo)
BOO!! (_Elizabeth_)
_Elizabeth_ pRoDiGy, et al... (mendo)
give me a break, mendo (timleary)
Mendooooooooooooooooooooooo................................ (pRoDiGy)
Re: AAAHHH!! (_Elizabeth_)
New Bottomzies!!!!!!! (Coaster)
Ah crap. I meant New Firsties (Coaster)
Funny stuff! (Violet_Beauregarde)
Excellent sleuthing, Ms Beauregarde!!! (mendo)
BOTTOMSIES (mendo)
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