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Charlie's Angels

Mr. Cranky's rating:
3 Bombs

This whole movie plays like nothing more than an elaborate music video.

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Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
- AWESOME!!! Star Trek: Conquest OPEN BETA available to download. Mr_Mucus
God this movie sucked! leftiebabe
drew barrymore butterfliwingz7
man this movie sucked matrix321
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies. (Sixx)
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies. (Sixx)
Foreign Language Scene (Cynigal)
- Re: Foreign Language Scene darkthoughts
Boo Hiss for Hollywood (Captain_Peachfuzz)
- exactly (Fuck_the_president)
3 THINGS WRONG IN THIS MOVIE! (AlberTheSad)
- 1 thing wrong in this post.. (AlberTheSad)
- shut the fuck up (Conqueror)
- Even if there was an African-American women... eminem_matt-m
Carder savages "Pay it Forward" and teenagers kissing in school... (Parca_Mortem)
- Far more bizarre: his review of "Blair Witch 2"... (Parca_Mortem)
- Skydiving is hate... (Parca_Mortem)
- "Skydiving is hate" (Wulfgar)
- "War is peace, Slavery is Freedom..." (STG-58)
- Unholy Sounds (Dr_Empirical)
- Dr. Empirical... (Parca_Mortem)
- Re: Carder savages (Bob_St_Cul)
- Re: Unholy sounds (Bob_St_Cul)
I think maybe I punched the wrong hole on my ballot, and I DEMAND the right (0b1knob)
- victoria principal? (lurker)
- How stupid are these people in Palm Beach anyhow? (MAYORBOB)
- (Mayorbob) People in palm beach. . . (AlberTheSad)
basement threads (Mazzy)
- Hey Mazzy (Pseudonym)
- Re: basement threads (Badtz_Maru)
- Current one going on down in When Harry Met Sally (nt) (MAYORBOB)
- Actually, WHMS... (Wulfgar)
- Well, there WAS a thread in The Wild Bunch (Theodoric)
- Why, oh why, must those basement forums be so combustible? (MAYORBOB)
- Thanks all... (Mazzy)
GRUNDULA RETURNS does in Little Vampire and Interview... (TheWreck)
- Dood... (Wulfgar)
OK, TWEEP, Heers yure chanse--MWWF MudRassleMania, TWEEP vs. DDMAJIC!!!!!!! Pleasure Machine!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- Amazing!!!! (Toady)
- If Mr. Wonderful were to send his kids to school in Oakland, California (Roger-Ebert)
Actually... (IrvingPThorneIII)
- For an in depth analysis of the merits of said film (Badtz_Maru)
- Hey! Long time, no see, Irv! Welcome back! <nt> (TheWreck)
- Hey, Irv! (Wulfgar)
Brakeing NEWS!!!!! DDMajic 2 deside tha ellection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleasure Machine!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- I was hoping... (Mad-Ness_Monster)
Damn. This whole election comes down to how Karen_G voted (Slim_Shady)
- i'm in florida too dammit <nt> (DMagic)
- I feel so powerful (Karen_G)
Anybody here seen "Sailor Moon"? (MegaMan)
- I found it vastly unimpressive. (Redundancies)
- Seen bits and pieces... (TheWreck)
- In a nutshell (Zorro)
- Oh, if any of you miss TWEP, just go to SomethingAwful.com (MegaMan)
- DMagic, why is TWEP so mad at you?....(nt) (MegaMan)
- megaman (DMagic)
- More on Sailor Moon. (whisperz_paw)
- Good rule of Anime (whisperz_paw)
- Yeh, I has tha same probblem as DDMajic, 2!!!!! Pleasure Machine!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- Yet another "Sailor Moon" opinion... (Mad-Ness_Monster)
- More on anime (whisperz_paw)
- Whispers, you haven't mentioned DBZ yet (Shadow)
- Dragon Ball Z (whisperz_paw)
- Damn... Tuxedo (Wulfgar)
- whisperz... (ShadowEmperor)
- I think... Thunder...Thunder...Thunder... (Wulfgar)
- whisperz (Shadow)
- I find that anime only works well as movies... (speaker4dead)
- You know you watch too much SAILOR MOON when... (Zorro)
- Well... (whisperz_paw)
- Thundercats (whisperz_paw)
- HEY WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT--SAILOR MOON'S A CLASSIC! (SailorCygnus)
- Re: Anybody here seen (DVDeviant)
- They likely cut ANY adult themes out of the American version. (Redundancies)
- Who dares disturb the sleep of Mum-ra?!! (lurker)
- The evil of dubbing (whisperz_paw)
- paws (Technomage)
- DBZ marketed to 6 year old girls? (Shadow)
- I'll take your word for it shadow (whisperz_paw)
- Actually... (Wulfgar)
- Shadow..... (The_Redundant_One)
- Another anime I like (Zorro)
- DVDeviant (EDDIE)
- Re: Anybody here seen Scorpio
I'm SO GLAD Hillary won! (MegaMan)
- You could take some grooming tips from her, too, girly man (Slim_Shady)
Firsties - BUSH WINS!!!!!!!!!! (Spanky)
- Re: Firsties - BUSH WINS!!!!!!!!!! (STG-58)
- Recount, recount, recount...don't get too ahead of yourself (nt) (Veruca_Salt)
- Re: Firsties - BUSH WINS!!!!!!!!!! (JuicySquash)
- Juicy honey - it was Mrs. Clinton running (Spanky)
Well, I wasn't watching the election coverage, but.... (Pseudonym)
- For a second there, i thought you were dissing Fox's "Titus".... (Drew_Atreides)
- Titus is great (not Titus Andronicus) (Karen_G)
Charlie's Angels - tasty cinematic junk food (spoilers): (Morrison_Hotel)
Get ready for the second nuclear rating in 3 weeks (Presley)
- - 10, Presley? (geodesy)
Charlie's bimbo Angels?! Indeed! (ChazP)
- Re: Charlie's bimbo Angels?! Indeed! (EDDIE)
- Actually Lucy also starred in,,, eminem_matt-m
Chelsea Clinton to pose nude... (Spanky)
- I'm poking my eyes out! (MegaMan)
- Megaman.... (lurker)
- She's not that bad (X-MAN)
- Re: Chelsea Clinton to pose nude... (MRPooty)
Book Talk... (Bulworth)
- "The CIA's Black Ops: Covert Action, Foreign Policy and Democracy" (Bickle)
- I will chip in the $5 X-man is going to owe me (llamasex)
- "The Professor and the Madman" (Illinois_Stan)
- Sort of a Hannibal Lexicography. (Bickle)
- MacBeth's much better (Karen_G)
- Hannibal Lecter and Henry Kissinger....(some spoilers) (Strider)
- "Foreign policy should not be confused with missionary work." (Bickle)
- Strider - re: Hannibal (Karen_G)
- Some suggestions... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Bully, you liked L.A. Confidential, right? (Bickle)
- "Keeper" by Greg Rucka.. (Drew_Atreides)
- What the hell have you been reading. (Cannon_Fodder)
- Maum (like Maul with an m, or mall with an m) (Karen_G)
- And now, for some book suggestions. (Strider)
- Re: Book Talk... (Amok)
- A really good book I just read... (Belac)
- Re: Book Talk... (Suicide_Blonde)
- Hardest book I've ever read (Karen_G)
- No shame in that, Karen... (Strider)
They should make 'The Honeymooners' into a movie. (Mister_Hoobody)
- John Goodman was good as Linda Tripp (Spanky)
- I'd like to see Will Sasso of Mad-TV give Ralph Kramden a try. <nt> (Illinois_Stan)
- Bobcat Goldwait has benn banned from Hollyweerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gennetic Jackhammer (Mr_Wonderful)
- Andrew "Dice" Clay as Ralph! (ChazP)
- What? You didn't like Shakes the Clown? (Badtz_Maru)
TRIPLE H is Rikishi's accomplice? (bucket)
- God, I love a good swerve. (Bickle)
- Does this mean Kurt is goin' face? (Drew_Atreides)
- Let me see if I got this straight: (Morrison_Hotel)
- Hey macho soap opera fans, you're sissy. (Conqueror)
- Which is why Conqueror likes you so much. (Conqueror_Blows)
It's a Mr. Wonderful TWEEP Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleasure Machine!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- I'm likin' that story, Babe! The Pleasured (DMagic)
- Hay DD Sweetey, can yoo say............... Gennetic Jackhammer (Mr_Wonderful)
- One more thing, DDMAJic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleasure Machine!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
Marine predator reinforces clich�d image of country (Edgar_Britt)
- And I was planning to swim at that beach in about 7 weeks time..... (Throwing_Muses)
- Makes one realise........ (Shakesmear)
- Imagine that, sharks attacking lawyers. (MAYORBOB)
- Hmmm..... (Shadow)
- That must be some rip, Muses (Edgar_Britt)
- Bit of a bugger really. (Cannon_Fodder)
- Two summers ago, my sister and I (Karen_G)
- Why are people so freaked out by sharks? We kill thousands more! (Conqueror)
- Karen G, manetees are unfortunately killed by boaters, poachers (Conqueror)
- Thats exactly why I dont go swimming in the ocean (_Method_)
- Sharks do get a bad rap. (Cannon_Fodder)
- Karen_G (Slim_Shady)
No ones talking about these Siamese Twins in England! (Heliotrope_Bouquet)
- eh, we talked about this a few weeks back. (lurker)
- Are you saying "we don't please"? (Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL)
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's article on espn.com (Chiz)
- YOUR LATE (llamasex)
- Hey Chiz... Thanks for the tip... (mendo)
Charlie's Angels trivia. (0b1knob)
BFN Movie Massacre -- Charlie's Angels (BFNBob)
Hey, MENDO! (geodesy)
- Hey, Geo geo... lol... (mendo)
- geo... check this out: (mendo)
Cranky was NICE... this is a FOURTH-tier movie (Champion_ONE)
- Actually... (Presley)
- Matrix & Charlie's Angels (Maniac-Cop)
- My excuse for liking "Charlie's Angels" (Presley)
- I can't fault Presley for liking this movie... (Champion_ONE)
- Actually, 3 BOMBS, not stars (Presley)
- Matrix effects ripoffs (Amok)
- "Romeo Must Die" ripped off "Fight Club" effects more than "Matrix" (Presley)
- The commercials i saw for "Art of War"... (Drew_Atreides)
- James Bond has been rolling to dodge bullets for 40 years (Presley)
- Re: Cranky was NICE... this is a FOURTH-tier movie (EDDIE)
Scenes from "Charlie's Angels" (Presley)
- Somewhat unrelated -- the new "Cast Away" trailer (Presley)
- My favorite shot (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- Agreed, Presley! (Semi-spoiler alert) (Homeboy)
- Apology to Veruca Salt.... (TheGodmother)
- Homeboy... (jen)
- jen, Homeboy, Godmother (Presley)
- presley... (jen)
- One of the best "Charlie's Angels" quotes: (Presley)
- Yeah, Pres... (jen)
- Sorry, jen... (Homeboy)
- Yup... (Mad-Ness_Monster)
- Ok, now that I've seen the film (geodesy)
- I did kick ass, didn't i? (Drew_Atreides)
- Yeah, it was supposed to be in order (Presley)
- Well, I guess I should have added (geodesy)
- My favorite Charlie's Angels scene (Bob_St_Cul)
- Re: Scenes from (EDDIE)
At Mr. Cranky's, he only would have gotten a thermonuclear device. (MAYORBOB)
McQ directed a movie? (Zorro)
- Wacka Wacka Wacka (MAYORBOB)
- A classic MST3K episode (Zorro)
Angel Poll (Toady)
- heavenly answers (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- Angel Baby (Karen_G)
- Hark, the Heavens' Angels Sing! (MAYORBOB)
- "Send me an angel..." the Angelic (Mad-Ness_Monster)
- Re: Angel Poll (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- Re: Angel Poll (Mazzy)
- Re: Angel Poll (EDDIE)
Are Soodonym and Mooly hot, or NOT????? (Chiz)
- MY EYES ARE BLEEDING (NeptuneSalad)
- Makes a change from your anus, right NepCH00n? (Badtz_Maru)
- Awww.....poor dickless and *toss my* salad can't get no real chix (Jerk-in-the-Box)
- "The Thin Red Line" ruled! (Drew_Atreides)
- That's messed up putting Fierce Molly and Pseudonym's picture up without (Conqueror)
- I feel better about my 2.3 or whatnot (llamasex)
- That site is whack (X-MAN)
- X it doesn't work like that (llamasex)
- Trolls have to jump on this thread. (NeptuneSalad)
- Nah. (Badtz_Maru)
- "Whack"? Is X-MAN really a 300 lb black woman? (Badtz_Maru)
I'm baaaaack... (Bulworth)
- Bully, good to see ya, bud (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- Too late, Bully... (TheWreck)
- Bully for you. (MAYORBOB)
- The Disarmed Space Cowboy rides again. <NT> (Presley)
- Bob and Pres... (Bulworth)
- Glad to hear about your dad. (MAYORBOB)
as my undead knights ride the horses down to the evil pits of my clones. (Conqueror)
- Sure. Darker_and_Darker_and_ (Darker_Conqueror)
- as Conqueror's numb nuts ride men's hoses down to the evil tits of his mom. (Conqueror_Blows)
Cardigans band members massacred in Israeli Jews. (Conqueror)
- Conqueror's tiny member massaged by David Seville and the Chipmunks (Conqueror_Blows)
I AM NOW MASTER OF THE CONQUEROR AND THE WONDERFUL. (Dark_Conqueror_AOLer)
- As the real Conqueror... I am not the above person. (Conqueror)
- As the real Darker Conqueror... I am not the above person. None_More_Darker_Than_ (Darker_Conqueror)

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