11/09/00: I think maybe I punched the wrong hole on my ballot, and I DEMAND the right

Posted By: 0b1knob


to vote over again until I get it right or Al Gore wins, whichever comes first.

See I was waiting in line to vote, leaning on my walker and adjusting my hearing aid, when I suffered a massive stroke. Just then my viagra and laxitive pills kicked in and I didn't know if I was coming or going. I couldn't decide, dick head candidate, or shit head candidate? A butterfly flew across my ballot and in trying to swat it I accidently voted for Buchannon. Or maybe Nader. I'm not sure. The one with the really cruddy suits.

I DEMAND the right to vote again. I mean I know Gore carried California but this is a matter of PRINCIPLE. Or maybe principal. I always confuse those two.

The purity of our democratic process demands it.


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