01/09/04: Chasing Liberty... And Justice For All.

Posted By: DrakeTimbershaft


Pixie-Faced Mandy Moore is charmed out of her socks* by Ape- Faced James Hetfield. Moore then supplies chipmunk vocals to a remix of the classic Metallica album, accompanied by the swishy strains of the Michael Kamen Orchestra. Robert Trujillo storms out of the sessions in protest, leaving the band without a bassist... AGAIN.

*Ms. Moore's management will not allow her to be charmed out of her PANTS. This is family viewing, after all.


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