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I have 147.
I didn't know about any of them until a few years ago.
In the past few years, 147 different women have come to me, demanding that I pay child support for the children that they claim I fathered.
So now, I have to pay over $22,000 a month, which may be somewhat difficult for me.
Anyway, I wanted to find out why this was happening, so I did a litle research. It turns out that they passed something called "welfare reform." And it's because of this "welfare reform" that these kids are no longer getting welfare money. So because of that, their mothers are demanding that I pay child support.
Well, I wanted to find out who created this "welfare reform," so I did a little more research. It turns out that this "welfare reform" was signed by the President of the United States.
And then, I wanted to find out who was President at the time that this "welfare reform" was signed. So I did some more research. Well, it turns out that the President was somebody named "Bill Clinton."
This got me really curious. I wanted to find out which party this "Bill Clinton" belonged to. So, I did even more research. Boy, let me tell you that doing all this research was really, really tiring. Well anyway, during my dozens of hours in the library doing research, I finally managed to find out that Bill Clinton is a Democrat.
Well, if the Democrats support welfare reform, then, ipso de facto, the Republicans must oppose it.
Therefore, in order to make it so this "welfare reform" will be reversed, so my alleged children can go back on welfare, so I no longer have to pay all this child support, I have decided to start voting for the Republicans. I have never voted before, but after doing all my intensive research, I decided that if I want to get rid of this "welfare reform," we must make sure that we get this Bill Clinton out of the White House, and we must elect a Republican President.
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