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Children of Men Caption Contest
Winner: JPBuckner
"Terry Gilliam's 'A Chorus Line'."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- The End Goal of the Bush Administration ehartsay
- "In the bleak future, we will wait for trains ON the tracks!" Dano
- New additions to the G.E.D. exams raised suspicions. Mr_Nonsense
- The 50 foot woman had all she needed to get pregnant, Pants01
- The Lillith Fair went downhill after the FOX buyout. michael3b
- "I wonder if this will be an open book test?" Robot Monster
- You all failed the essay portion, but most of you did well on the oral exam Robot Monster
- Everyone who loves Melissa Etheridge take one step forward. michael3b
- By the time he realized "Sploogapalooza" wasn't a concert, it was too late. nickumoh
- Amtrak's new brothel cars invited riders to "Ride the friendly thighs". Scumby
- It wasn't until he reached the front of the line until he realized... nickumoh
- The train station at Madonna's estate was like no other. CrazyEddy
- And in the distance was heard "I think I can, I think I can...." CrazyEddy
- All aboard the Connie Chung Express JPBuckner
- Hobo semen demand skyrocketed once Walmart opened fertility clinics. Scumby
- "Sperm with blue eyes and blond hair will rule the world!" aLx_Designs
- "All aboard the baby train!" Xur
- The commuter train pulls into a Polish Catholic suburb of Chicago. CrazyEddy
- "Visit your local Sperm Bank now for a free shot of Spermtaquilla!" aLx_Designs
- "Gees, I seem to have some Sperm in my mail-box...who put that there??" aLx_Designs
- "Another Bill has been passed, anyone has an air freshener?" aLx_Designs
- "If Red text appears in two blue lines, contact local authorities" aLx_Designs
- "Red text is for security reasons" aLx_Designs
- "Spermicide is your worst nightmare" aLx_Designs
- "English-speaking tourists wondered what this had to do with Octoberfest." MR_MUCUS
- Many brought sticks because they heard getting wood was part of the test. MR_MUCUS
- "The test is actually '1 bagger or 2'." MR_MUCUS
- One of the deleted scenes from "The Handmaid's Tale" Lounge-Lizzard
- People would come from miles around to be beaten off with a stick. Scumby
- It turned out that masturbation really did leave you blind and infertile. Scumby
- Immaculate Contraception nickumoh
- Non-immaculate conceptions and fraudian train metaphors: fellow_consumer
- "Avoiding fertility tests is a crime" fellow_consumer
- If you like Meals On Wheels, you'll love Bacchanalia On Boxcars fellow_consumer
- "Heck, good sex without worrying about having kids, who cares! Right?" sonofthedummy
- "The line of people returning the new Apple iNeuter to Best Buy." sonofthedummy
- "Who knew that Saddam Hussein was the last potent guy on Earth!" sonofthedummy
- "Filming of Michael Bay's 'Les Miserables' continues in Appalachia." sonofthedummy
- "Advertising for the Apple iDad and iMom was a huge hit!" sonofthedummy
- Help protect the bum population; have your hobo spayed or neutered! rainman76x
- Another round of deadbeats await the Maury Povich Express rainman76x
- "...if she's not on the 5:19, then i'm gonna know what sorrow means..." gamerarocks
- DisneyLand's "Sperm Mountain" ride always has the shortest lines. CrazyEddy
- "Weird... Hillary came across as so moderate during the primaries..." Dano
- Oh Brother, Where Art Thy Dignity? JPBuckner
- I don't think this is the Love Train the O'Jays sang about... JPBuckner
- Truth.com expands it's threshold. HicksRollsInGrave
- Democrats are always devising new ways to get laid. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Oddly, the use of a cane exempted one from the federal fertility tests. Scumby
- "No, you're looking for the C Train. This is the Love Connection." Scumby
- The Wachovski Brothers' "The Little Engine That Could". Scumby
- "Men!! Twenty of you standing and no one has a condom!" IMUSTBECRAZY
- Duke Lacross Team 2006 team photo. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Today Pennsylvania opnes Baby Seals Hunting. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Lesson 1: Meet your mail order bride at the airport. IMUSTBECRAZY
- If the question is too hard, use the stick and hit the doctor! IMUSTBECRAZY
- Democrats prepare a 21 c-um salute for Gerald Ford's body. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Ask your doctor about the new Medicaid vasectomy program. IMUSTBECRAZY
- If these tracks lead to tonsils and not ovaries, would there be a problem? IMUSTBECRAZY
- "No kidding? Your teacher asked to meet her here for fertility testing?" IMUSTBECRAZY
- To compete against Japan, America finds new ways to make future Engineers. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Train spotting became a lot less popular when it became readily apparent OscarTamerz
- This is what happens when the light as the end of the tunnel goes out gamerarocks
- Charles III's New Britain gamerarocks
- The Usual Suspects 2 gamerarocks
- Giving new meaning to the phrase "Give Till It Hurts." nickumoh
- This billboard has miraculously sprung up near every home of Anna Nicole nickumoh
- Gary Indiana is making every attempt to avoid another Jackson 5. nickumoh
- Addressing the impotence of impotence. nickumoh
- Someone's been sleeping in my boxcar. gumby
- "Not for you, Rosie O'Donnell" michael3b
- Thinking outside the boxcar. gumby
- Stinking outside the boxcar. gumby
- We've been jerking on the railroad just to piss the time away gumby
- We've been jerking on the railroad all the live long day. gumby
- Finally, a test I can pass with flying...colors. nickumoh
- 'The Little Engine that Could get's a gritty update for the new millienium. Mr_Nonsense
- The state government of Kentucky finally gets something done. Huddleston
- The government cracks down on wankers. Cannon_Fodder
- Nobody wanted Federline to reproduce again. Cannon_Fodder
- George W. Bush's third term Elwood
- Getting guys to 'test their fertility' wasn't actually that hard. Cannon_Fodder
- "Jizz buckets available for premature ejaculations, see attendant." MR_MUCUS
- "People get ready, there's a train a-comin'..." MR_MUCUS
- "So is this the deposits or withdrawals line?" "Gurgle" fellow_consumer
- "If a sperm is wasted, I get quite irate" - God fellow_consumer
- As Clay Aiken became more popular, more and more women rode the Soul Train fellow_consumer
- . . . but hobos are worth 50 points each fellow_consumer
- The line outside the Nelly Furtado concert wasn't moving toward the venue
- Immaculate conception continues to elude Crankyland caption contestents. fellow_consumer
- Senior conception rates declined sharply with the loss of James Brown. fellow_consumer
- "Thomas the Tank needs semen!" MR_MUCUS
- Amtrak's eugenics program would lay the foundations for the next world war. MR_MUCUS
- "Most of the men waiting were hoping for a womb with a view." MR_MUCUS
- "Don't worry the Fertility Police shoot blanks, too." MR_MUCUS
- "Mr. Tests went to great lengths to ensure Fertility had friends." MR_MUCUS
- "Ironically, the punishment is sterilization." MR_MUCUS
- Masterbation became an Olympic sport in 2008, but was plagued with doping. nickumoh
- "Males are instructed to 'cu-m as you are'." MR_MUCUS
- "The Patriot Act 2: There Nothing More Impotent Than Freedom." MR_MUCUS
- Standardized Testing in the Bush Era RogueDragon
- The modern day Chain Gang RogueDragon
- In the future, sperm donors would require intensive training JPBuckner
- Terry Gilliam's "A Chorus Line" JPBuckner
- Someone woke up on the wrong side of the tracks this morning JPBuckner
- . . . and hobosexuality should be, too. fellow_consumer
- Sadly, their train of thought would never arrive at the station JPBuckner
- Good Morning boys and girls it's time for The Happy Time Railroad Show!!!! JPBuckner
- Casting call for Trainspotting 2 JPBuckner
- Winning diorama entry for the Brittany-K Fed memorial. nickumoh
- Auditions for Simon Cowell's 'American Gangbang'. Scumby
- The soup kitchen next to the fertility clinic never did well... nickumoh
- The search for Paris Hilton's baby's father went nationwide. Scumby
- No one understood what getting hit by a train proved about their fertility. Scumby
- Its a good thing Courtney Love likes 'em illiterate! nickumoh
- But winning firsties is not a crime! Scumby
- Holy Firsties Batman! nickumoh
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